Car Problems!!

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Duine Inteacht Eile

Quote from: Saffrongael on August 08, 2025, 10:01:47 AM
Quote from: AustinPowers on August 08, 2025, 09:57:27 AMAlways thought  people with personalised number  plates were  pretentious arseholes

There has been some explosion of them in the last few years, I would say nearly every second or third plate you see is personalised
It's to stop people knowing that your Range Rover is 20 years old.

AustinPowers

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QuoteAlways thought  people with personalised number  plates were  pretentious arseholes

Feck off ;D
They live among us ;)

gallsman

Personalised plates are unquestionably and exclusively for complete dickheads. Zero exceptions.

If you buy one for yourself, you're a dickhead.

If someone else bought you one, both of you are dickheads.

This is known.

JoG2

Quote from: gallsman on August 08, 2025, 11:03:19 AMPersonalised plates are unquestionably and exclusively for complete dickheads. Zero exceptions.

If you buy one for yourself, you're a dickhead.

If someone else bought you one, both of you are dickheads.

This is known.

😁

I don't know a single Tyrone or South Derry man who doesn't have one

Would never dip for one myself.

I've seen a few Y3S L4D or variations about, raises a smile

AustinPowers

Quote from: gallsman on August 08, 2025, 11:03:19 AMPersonalised plates are unquestionably and exclusively for complete dickheads. Zero exceptions.

If you buy one for yourself, you're a dickhead.

If someone else bought you one, both of you are dickheads.

This is known.

There you  have it. Close the thread .

Or at least get back to real car problems  ;D

Milltown Row2

I've ran out of ideas for her birthday so its not that expensive and I hope she likes it, as she has no idea I've done it lol.. Dickhead than I am lol
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought.

gallsman

And her, don't forget. Unless she throws it back in your face immediately, she is also a dickhead.

Armagh18

Quote from: gallsman on August 08, 2025, 11:03:19 AMPersonalised plates are unquestionably and exclusively for complete dickheads. Zero exceptions.

If you buy one for yourself, you're a dickhead.

If someone else bought you one, both of you are dickheads.

This is known.

Niall Grimely has NG24SAM. Probably less of a dickhead than any man I've ever met. Big Joe has JK02SAM, again not a dickhead.

Although I know plenty more with them who are total dickheads lol.

AustinPowers

Are the likes of

1MA KN08

or

T1T H3AD

available?  ;D

gallsman

Quote from: Armagh18 on August 08, 2025, 11:46:36 AMNiall Grimely has NG24SAM. Probably less of a dickhead than any man I've ever met. Big Joe has JK02SAM, again not a dickhead.

Although I know plenty more with them who are total dickheads lol.

You're not getting it. Their ownership of such items, regardless of any other redeeming features or characteristics, automatically makes them dickheads by default. The two greatest words in the English language.

I'd even venture as far as to suggest that the combination of sporting success and a personalised number plate makes one a PARTICULARLY vainglorious dickhead. A dickhead², if you will.

RedHand88

Quote from: JoG2 on August 08, 2025, 11:22:27 AM
Quote from: gallsman on August 08, 2025, 11:03:19 AMPersonalised plates are unquestionably and exclusively for complete dickheads. Zero exceptions.

If you buy one for yourself, you're a dickhead.

If someone else bought you one, both of you are dickheads.

This is known.

😁

I don't know a single Tyrone or South Derry man who doesn't have one

Would never dip for one myself.

I've seen a few Y3S L4D or variations about, raises a smile

I have seen the YE5 LAD driving about too. Couldn't pay me to drive in that.

Champion The Wonder Horse

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Quote from: gallsman on August 08, 2025, 11:03:19 AMPersonalised plates are unquestionably and exclusively for complete dickheads. Zero exceptions.

If you buy one for yourself, you're a dickhead.

If someone else bought you one, both of you are dickheads.

This is known.

100%

To paraphrase, it is better to be thought a complete dickhead, than to buy a personalised number plate and remove all doubt.

DaleCooper

Used to be a real status symbol for the wealthy. Now they just buy yachts.

Armamike

Quote from: AustinPowers on August 08, 2025, 10:40:25 AM
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QuoteAlways thought  people with personalised number  plates were  pretentious arseholes

Feck off ;D
They live among us ;)

Nah, mine's not too bad on the dickhead baromoter.  Just personalised in terms of having three numbers.
That's just, like your opinion man.

Armaghtothebone

Quote from: RedHand88 on August 08, 2025, 12:23:28 PM
Quote from: JoG2 on August 08, 2025, 11:22:27 AM
Quote from: gallsman on August 08, 2025, 11:03:19 AMPersonalised plates are unquestionably and exclusively for complete dickheads. Zero exceptions.

If you buy one for yourself, you're a dickhead.

If someone else bought you one, both of you are dickheads.

This is known.

😁

I don't know a single Tyrone or South Derry man who doesn't have one

Would never dip for one myself.

I've seen a few Y3S L4D or variations about, raises a smile

I have seen the YE5 LAD driving about too. Couldn't pay me to drive in that.

No you haven't.
YE 5 LAD is not a valid format.

YE 51 ADS  maybe, or some other bastardised plate maybe.