Irish mercenaries, unionist coat trailers and the Bard of Dunclug

[SidelineKick]

His Holiness isnt as Holy as I thought!Talking about fannies and asses!!

[Puckoon]

Dunclug sent forth a bright young bard
Who'd never showed balls at school in the yard
But behind a laptop - "Gaaboard posters should be shot!"
Definitely, no doubt - a fucktard.


A new winner emerges - since we are all on the self praise=no praise wagon.


30 words on the button.

[billy the kid]

I've often wondered what it would be like to kill people and get away with it.

For as long as I can remember I often wonder if I committed murder would I get away with it or what could I do to ensure I get away with it - almost plan it. 
I probably need the men in white coats too. 

That's hardly surprising you hate everybody and everything!!

The only person in this world I hate is the sister's boyfriend, and I've never planned his murder, just fantasise about thumping the head of him.

Family get togethers must be a real laugh down your way POG.

[his holiness nb]

His Holiness isnt as Holy as I thought!Talking about fannies and asses!!

Go forth and multiply I say 

[SidelineKick]

His Holiness isnt as Holy as I thought!Talking about fannies and asses!!

Go forth and multiply I say 

Actually I'll go first and multiply: 4 x 10 = 40; 3 x 4 = 12 

[his holiness nb]

 

Anyway, I trust once the messing is over by Hardstation I will be awarded first place for my deep thoughtful bit it poetry. At exactly 30 words too.

Surely?

[SidelineKick]

Hardstation has somehow been put in charge of this poetry class!

If I had not have stolen mine from Yeats I probably would have won.  Personally I would give everybody joint last.  They were all shocking!

Edit: Especially Full Backs!!!

[Puckoon]

Hardtation= Judge
Sideline Kick= Jury


Now, all we need is an executioner...

[theskull1]

Hardstation has somehow been put in charge of this poetry class!

He slept with the boy who suggested a bit of poetry.

I might be a hoor but I'm not a whore 

[An Fear Rua]

Neil Neil where ever you may be
a rogue voice in the UUP
worshipping the army and the RUC
your beliefs laid bare for all to see

[SidelineKick]

Neil Neil where ever you may be
a rogue voice in the UUP
worshipping the army and the RUC
your beliefs laid bare for all to see

And we have a winner!!

Congratulations An Fear!

With the wooden spoon going to Full Back.

[Puckoon]

Neil Neil where ever you may be
a rogue voice in the UUP
worshipping the army and the RUC
your beliefs laid bare for all to see

Congratulations AFR

So what do I get for second and third?

[Main Street]

AFR's is clearly the best
but should face a  stewards inquiry into
"a rogue voice in the UUP"

The bould bard would be just one of a chorus of rogue voices in the UUP.

[SidelineKick]

AFR's is clearly the best
but should face a  stewards inquiry into
"a rogue voice in the UUP"

The bould bard would be just one of a chorus of rogue voices in the UUP.

Well spotted Main Street.  Award taken back and temporarily given to Puckoon to shut him up.

[An Fear Rua]

Neil Neil where ever you may be
another rogue voice in the UUP
worshipping the army and the RUC
your beliefs laid bare for all to see