Irish mercenaries, unionist coat trailers and the Bard of Dunclug

[SidelineKick]

Im sure he rather I stole his work than came up with material like yours  

Give it another go FB come on!

Im gald i have beaten you but HS you're not the boss of me, I'm putting myself in 1st.  Nobody said anything about plagiarism.

[full back]

Im still in the lead

For those who want a recap

(Allegedly)

He was known as the Bard
He looked like a lump of lard
He left his computer
For someone else to futter
The Mrs says he needs a new suiter

Disqualified as a Limerick has to have the same rhyme in lines 1, 2 & 5 and 3 & 4.
Yours rhymes in 1 & 2 and 3, 4 & 5.

Who the fcuk said it was a Limerick?
It is poetry man, poetry

[tyrone86]

Who the fcuk said it was a Limerick?
It is poetry man, poetry

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck........

[nifan]

Im still in the lead

For those who want a recap

(Allegedly)

He was known as the Bard
He looked like a lump of lard
He left his computer
For someone else to futter
The Mrs says he needs a new suiter

Disqualified as a Limerick has to have the same rhyme in lines 1, 2 & 5 and 3 & 4.
Yours rhymes in 1 & 2 and 3, 4 & 5.

Who the fcuk said it was a Limerick?
It is poetry man, poetry

I fet it was going for the limerick as well and was dissappointed you didnt rhyme bard with fucktard personally

[his holiness nb]

The king wore a mask and threw stones at the world,all in the name of a peasant.

A peasant removed the mask to reveal his face, was it his?

[full back]

Im sure he rather I stole his work than came up with material like yours  

Give it another go FB come on!

Im gald i have beaten you but HS you're not the boss of me, I'm putting myself in 1st.  Nobody said anything about plagiarism.

Why would I give it another go
I won

[Puckoon]

Most, if not all. Puck's was probably the worst. Shite.

Nothing like a bit of constructive criticism there.

What exactly was wrong with mine?

f**king oxford brogues indeed.

[SidelineKick]

Who the fcuk said it was a Limerick?
It is poetry man, poetry

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck........

Im intrigued.  I have always liked ducks.

[his holiness nb]

Mine was deep dont you think?

and 30 words bang on the fanny!

[theskull1]

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck........
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Then it is probably an aquatic bird of which duck is one of the species

[full back]

Mine was deep dont you think?

and 30 words bang on the fanny!

Long time since you done that hh

[Puckoon]

Well I was typing on the phone.

So its just a typo problem? Im trying here - help me out.

It read like something from Seamus Heany after a few bottles of stout.

Ill fix it now.

[SidelineKick]

His Holiness shouldn't be at that sorta caper at all!

[Puckoon]

That was the best part! Ack now.

Ive a poetry certificate from cadburys on the wall.

[his holiness nb]

His Holiness shouldn't be at that sorta caper at all!

??
setting the bar too high?