The Official Golf Thread

[johnnycool]

When do they introduce Elk to the Mourne mountains?

The same time they introduced buffalo to the plains of Royal Meath. 

The champ is enough for any man. There better be real Irish butter to make a wee volcano in the middle of it.

[Milltown Row2]

When do they introduce Elk to the Mourne mountains?

The same time they introduced buffalo to the plains of Royal Meath. 

The champ is enough for any man. There better be real Irish butter to make a wee volcano in the middle of it.

Guernsey Butter will trump the Irish stuff

[Orior]

Unfortunately the Irish Elk (aka Giant Irish Deer) is extinct and many of their huge antlers have been found in bogs across Ireland. So Rory might have well put dinosaur eggs on the menu too.

Fun fact: many people think that the Giant Deer walked into the bogs, got stuck and died there. Wrong. Irish bogs didn't exist back then. In fact, the bogs grew up around the skeletons and enclosed the antlers.

[Gabriel_Hurl]

Tiger back doing what he does best - crashing cars

https://www.bbc.com/sport/golf/articles/cvg092kege7o

[DrinkingHarp]

Tiger back doing what he does best - crashing cars

https://www.bbc.com/sport/golf/articles/cvg092kege7o

Seems he can only drive from the Tee Box
Arrested on suspicion of DUI

[Puckoon]

Well feckit I am not going to the masters anymore.

[Puckoon]

Tiger back doing what he does best - crashing cars

https://www.bbc.com/sport/golf/articles/cvg092kege7o

Holds records for the best, and worst, drivers in PGA history.

[gallsman]

Tiger's fine, Trump making sure he had nothing to worry about.

Edit: not true apparently ffs.

[Orior]

Tiger's fine, Trump making sure he had nothing to worry about.

Edit: not true apparently ffs.

Every fecking post from the orange clown has to be checked for authenticity.

[Milltown Row2]

Any decent shouts for tomorrow?

Think Rory won't be close, has injury and bad form

Good to see Shane knocking the sliotar up the Augusta fairway 

[Fogarty]

https://x.com/ballsdotie/status/2041830154180116886

[An Watcher]

Any views on Patrick Reed lads?  Nit the most likeable but always seems to go rightly around augusta.  Past champ as well

[lurganblue]

I see this as blind darts really, but I am sure there are people with lots of knowledge and more likely to pick winners than I am.

I liked the look of Aberg and think he is a future winner, but might just be too early yet.  I've gone with Fitzpatrick.  Watch him miss the cut now.

[No1]

I think Bob MacIntyre is worth a bet.

[GTP]

Any views on Patrick Reed lads?  Nit the most likeable but always seems to go rightly around augusta.  Past champ as well

He just has to keep going for another 70 holes -3 after 2 is a pretty decent start.