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Does anyone know a good site for dloading tag lines and the such for movies?

Example being Shrek talking to Donkey in the film of the same title.

Need a few people stitched up for our dinner dance on Saturday, but I am useless at technical things like that. I have a few good ideas for a dinner dance, if anyone's interested PM me.

NT

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1022757_cool_cash_card_confusion


I do despair....

With a 3 year old in the hosue, I get plenty of chances to see some of these children's classics. Which ones would you recommend?

My personel favorites are;

1 Monster's Inc- Just love it.
2 Cars- The wee man is 'Cars' on the brain, so I must have seen it ~200 times. I have the soundtrack in the car, and know the script off by heart.
3 Toy story- Obviously..pure genius that film.

[AND it came to pass in the year 2007, that verily, the Lord came unto Noah, (who was now living in Ballymoney), and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see all manner of evils, terrorists in government and the end of all flesh before me. Build me another Ark and save two of every living thing, along with a few good Free Presbyterians." And lo, He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights." Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark. "Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?" "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. "I needed Building Control approval and I've been arguing with the Fire Brigade about the need for a sprinkler system. "My neighbours claim that I should have obtained planning permission for building the Ark in my garden because it is development of the site, even though in my view it is a temporary structure. We had to then go to appeal to the Planning Appeals Commission for a decision. "Once Seymour Sweeney saw what I was up to, he submitted alternative plans with the backing of the local MP, and you have no idea how hard it was convincing a Paisley that you were actually on my side. "Then the Department of the Environment demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it. "Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special Scientific Interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go! And in July I had to pay off racketeers as insurance against the local kids taking the wood for the Eleventh Night bonfire. "When I started gathering the animals, the USPCA sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space. They said if he spotted me with any pit bulls, I would never see the Ark float. "Nor was I aware that marching the animals on to the Ark two by two constituted a parade, so I had to apply to the Parades Commission for permission. They just couldn't get their heads round the fact that the end of the world is nigh, and that telling people it was could maybe even have a positive effect on community relations. "Then the Borough Council, the DoE and the Rivers Authority ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood. "I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many disabled carpenter's I'm supposed to hire for my building team. The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only accredited workers with Ark-building experience. "Then Harland & Wolff stepped in, and said the project hadn't been subject to normal tendering practices, as they hadn't been allowed to present a business plan, so the whole thing went to judicial review. It didn't help that the judge's grandfather had worked on the Titanic and thought I was taking the piss. "To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species. After several neighbours accused me of being 'on drugs', the Assets Recovery Agency took some persuading that I had managed to put this project together without any visible means of income after I said I was relying on divine intervention. "So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark." Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy Northern Ireland?" "No," said the Lord. "The Assembly beat me to it."]

...but I thought it was witty...

AND it came to pass in the year 2007, that verily, the Lord came unto Noah, (who was now living in Ballymoney), and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see all manner of evils, terrorists in government and the end of all flesh before me. Build me another Ark and save two of every living thing, along with a few good Free Presbyterians."

And lo, He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark. "Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"

"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed.

"I needed Building Control approval and I've been arguing with the Fire Brigade about the need for a sprinkler system.

"My neighbours claim that I should have obtained planning permission for building the Ark in my garden because it is development of the site, even though in my view it is a temporary structure. We had to then go to appeal to the Planning Appeals Commission for a decision.

"Once Seymour Sweeney saw what I was up to, he submitted alternative plans with the backing of the local MP, and you have no idea how hard it was convincing a Paisley that you were actually on my side.

"Then the Department of the Environment demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.

"Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special Scientific Interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go! And in July I had to pay off racketeers as insurance against the local kids taking the wood for the Eleventh Night bonfire.

"When I started gathering the animals, the USPCA sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space. They said if he spotted me with any pit bulls, I would never see the Ark float.

"Nor was I aware that marching the animals on to the Ark two by two constituted a parade, so I had to apply to the Parades Commission for permission. They just couldn't get their heads round the fact that the end of the world is nigh, and that telling people it was could maybe even have a positive effect on community relations.

"Then the Borough Council, the DoE and the Rivers Authority ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.

"I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many disabled carpenter's I'm supposed to hire for my building team. The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only accredited workers with Ark-building experience.

"Then Harland & Wolff stepped in, and said the project hadn't been subject to normal tendering practices, as they hadn't been allowed to present a business plan, so the whole thing went to judicial review. It didn't help that the judge's grandfather had worked on the Titanic and thought I was taking the piss.

"To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species. After several neighbours accused me of being 'on drugs', the Assets Recovery Agency took some persuading that I had managed to put this project together without any visible means of income after I said I was relying on divine intervention.

"So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark."

Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky.

Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy Northern Ireland?"

"No," said the Lord. "The Assembly beat me to it."

Can anyone tell me where to purchase those mini GAA statuetes. Was in a mate's house there, and my win smashed one on him 

I think it's called the high fielder by genesis arts or someone. I was on their site but can't see it.

Fecked off, as I know it's going to cost me a ton 

How do you disable the passanger airbag?

Made the mistake of agreeing to organise the guest speaker for our Club dinner dance. Anyone reccomend anyone based on interest, relevance, entertainment factor, cost (Ahem!) etc.

Ta

I was at Chelsea v Aspire FC (Quatar) last night in the milk cup, and must say Chelsea were very poor losing 2-0. However I heard a rumour that Chelsea brought an U12 team, even though it was an U14 competition but don't know how true that is. The Chelsea capt was an absoloute giant standing at I'd say 6ft 6!!!!

The highlight for me was getting a photo of my boy with legend Eddie Newton!

The tournament itself is excellent. I decided on Monday that I'd stay down on Tuesday evening and by fluke ended up staying in the HQ of the Milk Cup, which as well as hosting all the admin also had Bayern Munich, Chelsea and Co Down staying.

Hoping to get back down tomorrow evening to see the team who have been the story of the tournament so far....Co Tyrone!

They beat Aspire (See above), and River Plate yesterday to reach the Milk Cup proper for the first time ever, and today beat Dundalk in that QF to reach the last 4. If I am right they will face Maccabi Haifa or the much fancied Guadalajara at 7pm.

A famous morning for the old DB, as it attains critical acclaim (I think?) in today's Gaelic Life.

Ronan McSherry describes the board as thus 'many of the posts are very insightful, witty, informative and thought provoking'. Is he sure?

However McSherry...lets himself down by naming 6 of the board's members and thus leaving 1457 of the rest of us to have a good old bitch about how we never get the limelight!

The famous 6, who will probably now get their own superior  board....

Uladh
Fionntamnach 
Lawnseed 2
Orangeman
5Times

and.......

'the irrepressible' Ziggysego.

Ronan...do you realise you have made Ziggy's week!

Does anyone know of any Club that operates a code of conduct for their players? IE basic rules of expectation that must be adhered to e.g. Being at pitch 30-45 mins before throw-in, abstinance from drink etc?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOadc0-85IE


Last night on SKY HD 1 the cameras kept rolling after the England game. In studion Redknapp and Keys were performing voice overs for later, when poor Jamie got hooked, line and sinker...

Probaby best fast foward to 3 mins 30 or so....

Denmark v Sweden abandoned...

Swedes led 3-0 after 30 mins, but the Danes came back to 3-3. Sweden won penalty in last minute, but a fan attacked the ref prior to it being taken, and the game was abandoned.

A draw woulda suited Norn Iron I'd have said.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_vxPs_vj7k

Two tickets for sale for the big man in the Point available for this Saturday night (Standing). Face value was 70E, anyone fancy it?

Using microsoft front page editor, does anyone know how to link 2 things on a page together.

Example take this page http://www.owenroe-leckpatrick.ie/Adult%20Reports%202007.htmwhere I want to be able to click on the score to read the report at the foot of the page...make sense?

Hi Folks

I have my flight booked for the FA Cup final. If anyone on here happens to get their hands on a spare ticket for the match, it would be find a much appreciated home here!

Thanks
Norf!

Anyone watch that new American show Heroes this week?

Heard Chris Moyles took it up, and a few others, so sat down tonight and watch it on the sci-fi channel.

Fantastic. It's a X-Men type comic book thing. All the heroes are very diverse. Just don't take the thing too seriously.

Where is the cheapest place to but GAA balls?

Elverys have them for 59 euro and O'Neills online for 56 euro.

While bloody dear!

Is it just me or has all the posts from this afternoon onwards been wiped. It could be 2 things;

* It could be that server upgrade we were warned about.
* It could be a case of the posts being stolen, probably by a bus load of Tyrone fans in a hire van from 'Corrigans'.