Belfast rioting over removal of Union Jack

[bennydorano]

Better than O'Neill's guff thou

[charlieTully]

I just can't believe I read that. I feel very dirty ...

I felt obliged to leave some feedback.

[armaghniac]

Better than O'Neill's guff thou

and better punctuated than Lawnseed's

[theticklemister]

Very good reading, I needed a laugh!!

[gallsman]

"I was given this book by a trusted friend I met at a cross community event at Sandy Row Orange Hall. The cross community groups involved were the LVF and UDA. I really enjoyed the read and think Jamie Bryson is Ulster's answer to David Icke as a social and political commentator. The ornate and colourful way he describes in his subtext how William the Conqueror came over and stopped them Roman Catholics praying and polluting good Ulster Folks' minds was mindblowing. This man should be given a Pulitzer Prize, swiftly followed by the Nobel Peace Prize and finish it off with the Turner Prize, because this is the prose equivalent of Andy Warhol's Campbell Soup."

"This young Bryson lad is a (Christian) God send. An absolutely fascinating literary work which provides a succint yet incisive view of the casual violence, gratuitous sectarianism, educational under attainment, heavy drinking, gutteral obscenities and all roung barely literate shallowness of the Ulster loyalist world.

Jamie Bryson is the next leader of the Ulster Nation and this sterling socological work irrefuteably proves just how qualified this brilliant young literary and academic genius is to lead a wisen people.

Well done Jamie. Up the pwavince, we awe the people."

"I just could not put this book down!!!.....I found myself weading thwe bwook thwe wway jamiwee wwould!! As a twue uwlster mwan, i beliweve jamiwe hwas wwealwy wwealwy captwured whwat it means twwo bwe a wrangers suppowter, my fwends in the woyal owange wodge weallwy wove it twooo!!

I cwan not waiwt untwil thwee WAUDIO BWWOOK!!!"

"I was attracted to this book intially because of the crayon drawings.

Imagine my disappointment when I realized that what I had thought to be crayon drawings were actually the inane meanderings of the writer who, being German, has but a minimal grasp of the english language.

On the bright side (and hence my one star review) prior to picking up this "book" I was entirely unaware that books could be written in the style of a speech impediment.

Buyers will wish to note that all and any profits from the sale of the book go to help meet the costs associated with the redevelopment of the Sandy Row area of south Belfast and the building of the planned retirement home for catholic priests at that site."

"I picked this book up at the secondhand bookstore beside the Europa. The proprietor has refused to refund the 11 pence it cost me.

The atrocious use of grammar and the countless spelling mistakes didn't deter me; in fact, it added an element of humour to the novel (probably unintentional)by reading like a young child's attempt at creative writing.

The reason I disliked this book so intensely was related to the sheer pretentiousness of the novel. The author's attempt to create life-like scenarios and use strong dialect were abysmal and in many places appeared desperate.

I have given the book one star out of respect for the tree which provided the paper the book's printed on."

[trileacman]

'feeling rough as a badgers arse' he factually states

To quote Shakespeare himself "lol".

My god, who printed that shite?? Lawnseed, do you need an agent? T'is time we cashed in on it!

[imtommygunn]

It doesn't stop there.... I was reading on twitter he has a series of youtube videos.

[All of a Sludden]

In facebook search "loyalist peaceful protest updator"   the mindset of the majority of posters make for depressing reading for those of us wishing this current trouble  would come to an end anytime soon

Looks like that particular page has been taken down.

[Minder]

Alliance voted with unionists tonight at Belfast City Council to give money for "Loyalist bonfires" so looks like the intimidation worked.

[Newbridge Exile]

In facebook search "loyalist peaceful protest updator"   the mindset of the majority of posters make for depressing reading for those of us wishing this current trouble  would come to an end anytime soon

Looks like that particular page has been taken down.

Noticed that it had disappeared earlier today, came across another one " keep the union flag flying over Belfast city hall" still a depressing read but there seem to be  more  posters on this page  with a bit of  common sense with regards to the street violence

[Orior]

Is it true that a few weeks ago the protestors attacked an Alliance & Leicester building, thinking that it was an Alliance Party office?

[Orior]

Apparently this lad Bryson fancies himself as a bit of an author:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Four-Men-Had-Dream-ebook/dp/B008QZ5W3Q/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1357579571&sr=8-4

Here is an excerpt from his book (courtesy of Slugger O'Toole)

Whoah what a night that was. Head is banging and can remember none. Makes you wonder is it all worth it, getting pissed

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I much prefer his Uncle Bill's work. I'm currently reading this one which is educational and entertaining http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bill-Bryson-Walk-Woods/dp/B0014A0SI4

[Agent Orange]

Is it true that a few weeks ago the protestors attacked an Alliance & Leicester building, thinking that it was an Alliance Party office?

No, you just made it up.

[Orior]

Is it true that a few weeks ago the protestors attacked an Alliance & Leicester building, thinking that it was an Alliance Party office?

No, you just made it up.

Darn it!

[armaghniac]

I suppose the story about them thinking that Allianz was Alliance as Gaeilge isn't true either?