Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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Puckoon

Quote from: DaleCooper on August 18, 2026, 03:35:22 PMPeriodic reminder to stay away from helicopters unless you own and maintain it

https://news.sky.com/story/british-couple-killed-in-greek-helicopter-crash-while-on-honeymoon-named-13574179

I'd need 2 out of the 3 below to get in a chopper

Stranded on an island
Volcano erupting
Dinosaurs loose

No thank you.

Wildweasel74

#15063
We were all teenagers at a time, and all knew right and wrong at this age. Proper laws for underage criminals are a joke, Ireland criminal system not coming out of this, a shining light.

tyroneStatto

Quote from: Puckoon on August 18, 2026, 05:55:59 PM
Quote from: DaleCooper on August 18, 2026, 03:35:22 PMPeriodic reminder to stay away from helicopters unless you own and maintain it

https://news.sky.com/story/british-couple-killed-in-greek-helicopter-crash-while-on-honeymoon-named-13574179

I'd need 2 out of the 3 below to get in a chopper

Stranded on an island
Volcano erupting
Dinosaurs loose

No thank you.

Also Zombie apocalypse.

Orior

Quote from: tyroneStatto on August 18, 2026, 08:21:32 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on August 18, 2026, 05:55:59 PM
Quote from: DaleCooper on August 18, 2026, 03:35:22 PMPeriodic reminder to stay away from helicopters unless you own and maintain it

https://news.sky.com/story/british-couple-killed-in-greek-helicopter-crash-while-on-honeymoon-named-13574179

I'd need 2 out of the 3 below to get in a chopper

Stranded on an island
Volcano erupting
Dinosaurs loose

No thank you.

Also Zombie apocalypse.

And you're relying on the health of one Jesus Nut
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

AustinPowers

Quote from: Captain Scarlet on August 18, 2026, 02:34:51 PMRTE news: How the Lucky Dip gang is fuelling a car theft crisis

https://www.rte.ie/news/primetime/2025/0403/1505760-how-the-lucky-dip-gang-is-fuelling-a-car-theft-crisis/

11 members have 427 convictions!

Social media is to blame of course. Not the fuckin fools who reared them...


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That's about   40 convictions each.  They'll hardly grow up  and suddenly see sense. It'll be a  lifetime of convictions , jail,  mayhem to the general public and a drain on  society.

Something has to  change, surely?

Captain Obvious

Quote from: tyroneStatto on August 18, 2026, 08:21:32 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on August 18, 2026, 05:55:59 PM
Quote from: DaleCooper on August 18, 2026, 03:35:22 PMPeriodic reminder to stay away from helicopters unless you own and maintain it

https://news.sky.com/story/british-couple-killed-in-greek-helicopter-crash-while-on-honeymoon-named-13574179

I'd need 2 out of the 3 below to get in a chopper

Stranded on an island
Volcano erupting
Dinosaurs loose

No thank you.

Also Zombie apocalypse.

Landing on top of a shopping centre roof should work?

DaleCooper

Quote from: AustinPowers on August 18, 2026, 11:30:27 PM
Quote from: Captain Scarlet on August 18, 2026, 02:34:51 PMRTE news: How the Lucky Dip gang is fuelling a car theft crisis

https://www.rte.ie/news/primetime/2025/0403/1505760-how-the-lucky-dip-gang-is-fuelling-a-car-theft-crisis/

11 members have 427 convictions!

Social media is to blame of course. Not the fuckin fools who reared them...


.

That's about   40 convictions each.  They'll hardly grow up  and suddenly see sense. It'll be a  lifetime of convictions , jail,  mayhem to the general public and a drain on  society.

Something has to  change, surely?

Should simply be put down past 5 convictions..at minimum castrated.

The legal cartel makes a mint from <5% of population so common sense will not prevail.

seafoid

#15069
Made it to Daily Telegraph.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/08/18/ireland-joyriding-gang-athy-m9-motorway-crash-lucky-dip/

Fatal crash in Kildare sheds light on masked drivers who steal cars and speed head on into traffic on motorways for social media likes

The crash has brought into focus the activities of the "Lucky Dip" gang of car thieves.

Having earned its name because of its apparently random selection of areas to target, the group has around 60 members, the youngest of whom are 14. Many come from impoverished housing estates in the Dublin suburbs, but others are from further afield.


seafoid

https://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/2026/08/19/m9-crash-they-felt-like-masters-of-the-universe-they-werent-even-masters-of-themselves/

Their posts were little different in tone to millions of other attention addicts with their pitiable craving for status in the form of clicks, likes and viral posts. As the stakes ratcheted up, they showed a defiant middle finger to the law, to society's rules, to their own heartbroken relatives and finally to death itself.

In their balaclavas and getaway cars they had power and control. They felt like masters of the universe. They didn't know that boys of their age are not even masters of themselves, but the opposite. That their brain development stage means they are at the peak of conformity to peer influence, often driven by anxiety and insecurity; that their impulse control and long-term reasoning lag far behind that childish craving for social approval; that they are wired almost for self-obliterating dares and challenges. Which makes them ideal fodder for shadowy adults and the tech bros' meat machines.

gallsman

Have seen my first video of a vigil or wake for one of the young lads who got himself killed at the weekend.

Balloons, revving engines, commemorative t shirts and blaring music.

Bingo card fills up quickly at these things.

gallsman

Also, Gemma O'Doherty thinks the whole thing was a big state psyop

Rossfan

Triple Connacht Champions

seafoid

US federal debt is $116,000 per person.