Things that make you go What the F**k?

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AustinPowers

Quote from: Capt Pat on July 09, 2024, 10:08:24 PMThe amount of people on the internet who don't know of the existence of appostrophe ve or 've and use "of" instead of 've. It is should've would've could've. Short for should have would have or could have. It is not and never was should of would of could of. Primary school was the place for learning that. Americans are the worst for doing it.

I've seen it  written 'would off'  :o

Your and  you're  are  frequently butchered too

gallsman

People who don't know when to use "number of" and when to use "amount of"  :-X  :-X  :-X

quit yo jibbajabba

Lads if we start going on about poor spelling on tinternet wed bee hear all nite

My recent chart topper is the boy who thanked the nurses at Anthony Garvin hospital for their help recently

The Boy Wonder

Quote from: Turf on July 09, 2024, 10:15:11 PM
Quote from: Capt Pat on July 09, 2024, 10:08:24 PMThe amount of people on the internet who don't know of the existence of appostrophe ve or 've and use "of" instead of 've. It is should've would've could've. Short for should have would have or could have. It is not and never was should of would of could of. Primary school was the place for learning that. Americans are the worst for doing it.
People that use loose when they mean lose are far worse.

No one is worse than Mr. Noone for that - an illiterate loser if ever there was one  :(

burdizzo

Quote from: Tony Baloney on July 08, 2024, 10:20:15 PM
Quote from: imtommygunn on July 08, 2024, 09:26:43 PMSpeculation is growing that not all of the reform candidates who were put out forward for the general election actually existed. I saw this earlier today but it appears to be growing legs now. Ai generated etc who never campaigned. Be interesting to see if this is true. Surely not...
You could put a Reform sticker on a donkey and people would still vote for it...

Wasn't it much the same with SF last time 'round?!

quit yo jibbajabba


armaghniac

Quote from: burdizzo on July 09, 2024, 11:29:54 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on July 08, 2024, 10:20:15 PM
Quote from: imtommygunn on July 08, 2024, 09:26:43 PMSpeculation is growing that not all of the reform candidates who were put out forward for the general election actually existed. I saw this earlier today but it appears to be growing legs now. Ai generated etc who never campaigned. Be interesting to see if this is true. Surely not...
You could put a Reform sticker on a donkey and people would still vote for it...

Wasn't it much the same with SF last time 'round?!

No, all the SF candidates actually existed.
MAGA Make Armagh Great Again

burdizzo

Quote from: armaghniac on July 10, 2024, 12:43:02 AM
Quote from: burdizzo on July 09, 2024, 11:29:54 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on July 08, 2024, 10:20:15 PM
Quote from: imtommygunn on July 08, 2024, 09:26:43 PMSpeculation is growing that not all of the reform candidates who were put out forward for the general election actually existed. I saw this earlier today but it appears to be growing legs now. Ai generated etc who never campaigned. Be interesting to see if this is true. Surely not...
You could put a Reform sticker on a donkey and people would still vote for it...

Wasn't it much the same with SF last time 'round?!

No, all the SF candidates actually existed.

Well, I was talking more about the donkey bit. And wasn't there one of them away on holiday for most of the campaign?!

square_ball

The 2024 Moygashel Bonfire centre piece.

weareros

Quote from: The Boy Wonder on July 09, 2024, 11:19:25 PM
Quote from: Turf on July 09, 2024, 10:15:11 PM
Quote from: Capt Pat on July 09, 2024, 10:08:24 PMThe amount of people on the internet who don't know of the existence of appostrophe ve or 've and use "of" instead of 've. It is should've would've could've. Short for should have would have or could have. It is not and never was should of would of could of. Primary school was the place for learning that. Americans are the worst for doing it.
People that use loose when they mean lose are far worse.

No one is worse than Mr. Noone for that - an illiterate loser if ever there was one  :(

Actually Mr. Noone often has some success. Often heard that Noone could put the ball over the bar, Noone could put in a good tackle, Noone was up for the fight, Noone regularly showed up for training, Noone took the no drinking and snack box ban seriously. Where would we be without him.

armaghniac

Quote from: square_ball on July 10, 2024, 10:10:11 AMThe 2024 Moygashel Bonfire centre piece.

for those that haven't seen it

MAGA Make Armagh Great Again

johnnycool

Quote from: armaghniac on July 10, 2024, 10:33:26 AM
Quote from: square_ball on July 10, 2024, 10:10:11 AMThe 2024 Moygashel Bonfire centre piece.

for those that haven't seen it



I presume there's someone's election posters that have been pixelated out...



square_ball

Picture of Jeffrey Donaldson in the back seat of the cop car and a picture of Gerry Kelly driving it. Jamie Bryson thinks its 'a bit of edgy artistic expression, a bit like, for example, Kneecap'.

marty34

Only thing is that I don't think this 'artistic' effort will win any prizes at Sundance etc.!

tbrick18

Quote from: armaghniac on July 10, 2024, 10:33:26 AM
Quote from: square_ball on July 10, 2024, 10:10:11 AMThe 2024 Moygashel Bonfire centre piece.

for those that haven't seen it



Nice of them to think of the environment by taking the tyres off.

How in under f**k did they get a cop car?
Donnelly motors around the corner do a lot of work for Police and Ambulance service, surely it couldn't have come from there?