girlfriend - help

[Lecale2]

I haven't seen those before Ziggy. Very good. Are you involved in producing them or voice overs or anything?

[ziggysego]

No Lecale2.

I seen the programme they made about the school children years ago on RTE. Been following them since. Fantastic stuff.

[Dinny Breen]

The good people at Brown Bag Films have come up with a few pointers for you youngfella

Good honest Kildare folk from Leixlip own Brown Bag, sound lads...

[The Real Laoislad]

Super stuff all round.

My twopence worth is that its over, don't go out lying down though, leave her something to remember you by....

Not the sticky finger or the back door....

Ride the sister...or better again the mother.

But make sure you get caught, then simply demount, smile at the ex and walk out into the sunset. Your work there is done, youngfella. 

Thats what I done...And when she found out I told her that her Ma was ten times better in the hay than she was..

[ziggysego]

The good people at Brown Bag Films have come up with a few pointers for you youngfella

Good honest Kildare folk from Leixlip own Brown Bag, sound lads...

Did they win an Oscar, or get nominated for one a few years back?

[Lecale2]

Did they win an Oscar, or get nominated for one a few years back?

Who? Laoislad in the hay?

[The Real Laoislad]

Did they win an Oscar, or get nominated for one a few years back?

Who? Laoislad in the hay?

I deserve one..

[ziggysego]

Did they win an Oscar, or get nominated for one a few years back?

Who? Laoislad in the hay?

I deserve one..

[The Real Laoislad]

The good people at Brown Bag Films have come up with a few pointers for you youngfella

Good honest Kildare folk from Leixlip

Thats a Urban Legend

[pintsofguinness]

Super stuff all round.

My twopence worth is that its over, don't go out lying down though, leave her something to remember you by....

Not the sticky finger or the back door....

Ride the sister...or better again the mother.

But make sure you get caught, then simply demount, smile at the ex and walk out into the sunset. Your work there is done, youngfella. 

Dont believe you.

Thats what I done...And when she found out I told her that her Ma was ten times better in the hay than she was..

[youngfella]

SO she was over last night, I made an effort i clean the place so you could see the carpet and removed the trademark tyrone facial hair. An she basically said she was feeling crap cause of this and that.... So i shut up and listened, she said it might good to have a break from seeing eachother so we can be happy and look forward to seeing eachother.  Said she feel better that she got it off her chest. So i had a go n said it was crap that were not ridin enof, she agreed So I preceeded to follow mayomans advice, and she seemed pleased with the results. So feeling a bit better about the position were in, and i got back in the saddle and lost the wheelbarrow

[Dinny Breen]

Did they win an Oscar, or get nominated for one a few years back?

Yep nominated for Give up your auld sins...

[Handy]

Super stuff all round.

My twopence worth is that its over, don't go out lying down though, leave her something to remember you by....

Not the sticky finger or the back door....

Ride the sister...or better again the mother.

But make sure you get caught, then simply demount, smile at the ex and walk out into the sunset. Your work there is done, youngfella. 

Thats what I done...And when she found out I told her that her Ma was ten times better in the hay than she was..

  So was it the daughter guessed your password and deleted your account or did you tell the mother with some pillow talk, was it banker?

[The Real Laoislad]

Super stuff all round.

My twopence worth is that its over, don't go out lying down though, leave her something to remember you by....

Not the sticky finger or the back door....

Ride the sister...or better again the mother.

But make sure you get caught, then simply demount, smile at the ex and walk out into the sunset. Your work there is done, youngfella. 

Thats what I done...And when she found out I told her that her Ma was ten times better in the hay than she was..

  So was it the daughter guessed your password and deleted your account or did you tell the mother with some pillow talk, was it banker?

Don't be jealous 

[MayoMan]

SO she was over last night, I made an effort i clean the place so you could see the carpet and removed the trademark tyrone facial hair. An she basically said she was feeling crap cause of this and that.... So i shut up and listened, she said it might good to have a break from seeing eachother so we can be happy and look forward to seeing eachother.  Said she feel better that she got it off her chest. So i had a go n said it was crap that were not ridin enof, she agreed So I preceeded to follow mayomans advice, and she seemed pleased with the results. So feeling a bit better about the position were in, and i got back in the saddle and lost the wheelbarrow

Well done young fella, it sounds like things are going swimmingly, bet it was like feeding the horsey when you put the hand down the pants!! Now that you have come this far I'd reccomend over the next week you start demanding blowjobs at random times, make sure to have the bell end well shined, the girls aren't too fond of the cheddard foreskin. When your in the car with her say "any chance of a bit of road head", catch her off guard, tell her you seen it in a film and that its full of protein and great for her skin..... If that doesn't work punch her in the kidney and she'll drop like a sack of spuds......
I can see this relationship lasting, i really can.....