Irish mercenaries, unionist coat trailers and the Bard of Dunclug

[Puckoon]

Bard of dunclug
You sectarian thug
A silly old git
Whose hate got him in shit
Now did you want us all shot, or just hung?  

[the green man]

Is Donalmac an owl?
On the gaaboard to prowl?
He says he is not
And Donagh's a t**t
He emails the mods to shout FOUL
So he does, you know.

30 words and the winner.

[his holiness nb]

The bard of dunclug was a terrible mug,
he wanted us took out and shot.

The affair got unreal as the bard was wee Neill,
Now he's at his wits end with us lot!

[SidelineKick]

FAO Hardstation

Who put you in charge, that could judge our poems?
You cannot grade us all on your own.

The story of the bard i am out of touch,
Not that i care all that very much.

You could report me to the admin,
If I told the board you were <insert your name>

[tyrone86]

I'd like to prefix the following with a great big allegedly - edited for one word just to bring it to the 30

There was a man from near Moyle,
And the gaaboard made his blood boil,
All the posters should die,
The papers asked why?,
And a councillor's life it did spoil

[full back]

I'd like to prefix the following with a great big allegedly

There once was a man from near Moyle,
And the gaaboard made his blood boil,
All the posters should die,
The papers asked why?,
And a councillor's life it did spoil

A tie for the lead with myself
Puck next with hardstation propping us up

[SidelineKick]

I swayed  upon the gaudy stern
The butt-end of a steering-oar,
And saw wherever I could turn
A crown upon the shore.
 
And though I would have hushed the crowd,
There was no mother's son but said,
'What is the figure in a shroud
Upon a gaudy bed?'
 
And after running at the brim
Cried out upon that thing beneath
--It had such dignity of limb--
By the sweet name of Death.
 
Though I'd my finger on my lip,
What could I but take up the song?
And running crowd and gaudy ship
Cried out the whole night long,
 
Crying amid the glittering sea,
Naming it with ecstatic breath,
Because it had such dignity,
By the sweet name of Death.

Just off the top of my head. I know i know...must try harder.

[full back]

Broke the rules
30, I repeat 30 words

[his holiness nb]

exactly 30 words?

[Main Street]

This was the tale of the the Bard that bites
much ado about last rites.
Buckets to the papers he did cry
It wasn't me, Dunclug did deny

[full back]

Im still in the lead

For those who want a recap

(Allegedly)

He was known as the Bard
He looked like a lump of lard
He left his computer
For someone else to futter
The Mrs says he needs a new suiter

[SidelineKick]

Twas a man (allegedly) called the Bard of Dunclug
Crying amid the glittering sea,
Naming it with ecstatic breath,
Because it had such dignity,
By the sweet name of Death.

With the original nine words. Genius  

[full back]

Its quality hs, pure quality

SK, I think you need to have a long hard look at yourself
Mr Yeats would be ashamed

[full back]

Which was better than mine?

[tyrone86]

Im still in the lead

For those who want a recap

(Allegedly)

He was known as the Bard
He looked like a lump of lard
He left his computer
For someone else to futter
The Mrs says he needs a new suiter

Disqualified as a Limerick has to have the same rhyme in lines 1, 2 & 5 and 3 & 4.
Yours rhymes in 1 & 2 and 3, 4 & 5.