The Official Golf Thread

[Tony Baloney]

Nobody landing a glove here. Almost home and hosed. However...

Take it back ya c**t!

Is this the "however" coming up...

He'll be grand.

[Puckoon]

Nobody landing a glove here. Almost home and hosed. However...

Take it back ya c**t!

Is this the "however" coming up...

He'll be grand.

I see double... Up ahead.
Where the riverboat swayed beneath the sun is where the river runs red?

Tony you ballix!! 

[JPGJOHNNYG]

I mean it in doubt drive it into the bunker. Play the percentages

[Puckoon]

He's right of Steven Miller.

[gallsman]

I mean it in doubt drive it into the bunker. Play the percentages

He's normally so solid at hitting that bunker too 

The hack of these dweebs in the front row in Holywood in their jackets.

[JPGJOHNNYG]

I'm still sweating about his putt to win

[Mad Mentor]

That's a great win to be fair.

[Tony Baloney]

I mean it in doubt drive it into the bunker. Play the percentages

He's normally so solid at hitting that bunker too 

The hack of these dweebs in the front row in Holywood in their jackets.

My son knows some of them as they're SUS rugby fellas. Says they're posh wankers 

[JPGJOHNNYG]

Fair play to him. He is box office, scottie scheffler in the same position would have turned it into a procession but with Rory you just don't know what will happen next

[gallsman]

Very, very different from last year but that's another really ballsy win. Had to do it a few times over the weekend.

[Orior]

What does Rory need to do to be world number 1?

[Puckoon]

What does Rory need to do to be world number 1?

Stop having full wifi signal off the tee.

[Milltown Row2]

Win more?

That's a serious play considering the meltdown from yesterday

[Milltown Row2]

Paul mcGinley is a dick btw

[Tony Baloney]

Paul mcGinley is a dick btw

Any praise for McIlroy is through gritted teeth!