Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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RedHand88

Andrew will be placed in "a cell in a custody suite" with just "a bed and a toilet", where he will wait until his police interview. Shaw says "there'll be no special treatment for him".

Aristo 60

Indeed. Arrested on his birthday is a nice touch.

playwiththewind1st

Quote from: RedHand88 on February 19, 2026, 10:53:16 AMAndrew will be placed in "a cell in a custody suite" with just "a bed and a toilet", where he will wait until his police interview. Shaw says "there'll be no special treatment for him".

Apart from a valet, a butler, a press officer, a crate of champagne & a horse.

I hope they keep a wee eye on him, just in case he does a "Jeffrey".

JPGJOHNNYG

Quote from: playwiththewind1st on February 19, 2026, 10:59:42 AM
Quote from: RedHand88 on February 19, 2026, 10:53:16 AMAndrew will be placed in "a cell in a custody suite" with just "a bed and a toilet", where he will wait until his police interview. Shaw says "there'll be no special treatment for him".

Apart from a valet, a butler, a press officer, a crate of champagne & a horse.

I hope they keep a wee eye on him, just in case he does a "Jeffrey".

Ah Epstein, I thought you meant Donaldson for a moment ;D

AustinPowers

Quote from: RedHand88 on February 19, 2026, 10:53:16 AMAndrew will be placed in "a cell in a custody suite" with just "a bed and a toilet", where he will wait until his police interview. Shaw says "there'll be no special treatment for him".

A gold toilet , I'd imagine

And  wearing  a crown  while sat on it.

playwiththewind1st

Quote from: AustinPowers on February 19, 2026, 11:24:38 AM
Quote from: RedHand88 on February 19, 2026, 10:53:16 AMAndrew will be placed in "a cell in a custody suite" with just "a bed and a toilet", where he will wait until his police interview. Shaw says "there'll be no special treatment for him".

A gold toilet , I'd imagine

And  wearing  a crown  while sat on it.

Give the man a break. If he can't sweat, it's hard to imagine that he would need a shit either.

AustinPowers

Quote from: playwiththewind1st on February 19, 2026, 11:29:54 AM
Quote from: AustinPowers on February 19, 2026, 11:24:38 AM
Quote from: RedHand88 on February 19, 2026, 10:53:16 AMAndrew will be placed in "a cell in a custody suite" with just "a bed and a toilet", where he will wait until his police interview. Shaw says "there'll be no special treatment for him".

A gold toilet , I'd imagine

And  wearing  a crown  while sat on it.

Give the man a break. If he can't sweat, it's hard to imagine that he would need a shit either.

I wasn't talking shit.

playwiththewind1st

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clygw95k1llo

What a good day to bury a story that those utter cretins in Stormont are each getting a £14,000 salary increase.

DaleCooper

Mandy still at large. Probably in Tel Aviv for R&R

LC

Quote from: playwiththewind1st on February 19, 2026, 11:41:42 AMhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clygw95k1llo

What a good day to bury a story that those utter cretins in Stormont are each getting a £14,000 salary increase.

No doubt the press department have been sitting on this for a while and someone saw their opportunity this morning, a classic example of burying bad news on a day when everyone else is looking the other direction.


lurganblue

Quote from: playwiththewind1st on February 19, 2026, 11:41:42 AMhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clygw95k1llo

What a good day to bury a story that those utter cretins in Stormont are each getting a £14,000 salary increase.

I cant believe I'm typing this, but 53k is pretty poor for an elected official surely?  That said, our 90 are mostly useless bastids, who are more out than in, and picked up a salary for doing nothing.  They regularly display incompetence... so i'm arguing against myself here  ;D

johnnycool

Quote from: DaleCooper on February 19, 2026, 11:45:44 AMMandy still at large. Probably in Tel Aviv for R&R

Along with the dead Epstein?


Deerstalker


DaleCooper

Worst photoshop job seen in a while. Theres a chance hes alive but extremely unlikely, thought they do take big risks for their agents. Pollard a good example.

Epsteins interview with Bannon reveals him to be a con man type who bullshits for a living. Weird pronunciation of certain words to point he comes off stupid. It emerged prior to Bannon interview his Amazon account ordered "stocks for dummies".


The real brains was the daughter of the pension thief & spy Jan Ludvík Hyman Binyamin Hoch aka "Robert Maxwell". Epstein seems a social butterfly who had the cover story and fake wealth to be permitted into elite circles.