Man Utd Thread:

[Minder]

Minder's transfer story BS, well i never...

My story? Are you mental, wait don't answer that.............

Well i will answer it. What's mental is someone believing everything that's written in the tabloids or twitter, wait you could be on the bottle again tonight...

Believed it?, it was a headline in tomorrows paper, nobody knew the content. Turns out to be a pretty big one, do Utd usually release statements after every tabloid story or twitter rumour?

James Lawton is a heavy-weight football journalist, the fact he could provoke such a response from OT means everything can't be alright.  Rooney is far from Ferguson's favourite after his contract shenanigans, doubt he'll be a Man Utd player next season.

Lawton is allegedly "close" to Ferguson, now, not so much i would think.

[Big Puff]

Fair f**ks to him, no point in earning all that money and not being able to enjoy it ha ha

maybe so, but not before a game which they subsequently lost

[sammymaguire]

Fair f**ks to him, no point in earning all that money and not being able to enjoy it ha ha

maybe so, but not before a game which they subsequently lost

It wasn't before a game, it was before training... It was Christmas time

[Tony Baloney]

Fair f**ks to him, no point in earning all that money and not being able to enjoy it ha ha

maybe so, but not before a game which they subsequently lost

It wasn't before a game, it was before training... It was Christmas time

Have to do what whiskey nose tells them. They know what happens if they don't.

[Carmen Stateside]

I guess they had to come out with a joint statement for Wazzas safety.  The hooded men would be at his gate in the morning.

[sammymaguire]

Fair f**ks to him, no point in earning all that money and not being able to enjoy it ha ha

maybe so, but not before a game which they subsequently lost

It wasn't before a game, it was before training... It was Christmas time

Have to do what whiskey nose tells them. They know what happens if they don't.

Yeah I know and he has a responsibility when he earns so much money to be squeaky clean all the time but he is young, loaded and he probably wants a bit of a life too. He was just stupid to go over the top on the booze and then get caught out. He is pretty thick poor Wazza

[Captain Obvious]

Fair f**ks to him, no point in earning all that money and not being able to enjoy it ha ha

maybe so, but not before a game which they subsequently lost

It wasn't before a game, it was before training... It was Christmas time

Have to do what whiskey nose tells them. They know what happens if they don't.

Training is counted as work, most of us would be fired if unable fulfill duties at work due to a huge hangover.

[Never beat the deeler]

Fair f**ks to him, no point in earning all that money and not being able to enjoy it ha ha

maybe so, but not before a game which they subsequently lost

It wasn't before a game, it was before training... It was Christmas time

Have to do what whiskey nose tells them. They know what happens if they don't.

Training is counted as work, most of us would be fired if unable fulfill duties at work due to a huge hangover.

You ever call in sick after a night on the beer?

[Lecale2]

I guess they had to come out with a joint statement for Wazzas safety.  The hooded men would be at his gate in the morning.

Hooded men?

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[under the bar]

Liverpool football Club have released a statement calling for Rooneys suspension and citing Gibson and Evans as liars.  LFC also state that they will stand shoulder to shoulder with anyone found committing a crime provided they are wearing an LFC jersey and have a scouse accident.   "Despite being portrayed as gangsters, racists, murderers and thugs by some elements of the media and our enemies within the FA these people are at the end of the day part of the Liverpool family and as such will never have to walk alone" said Kenny Dalglish.   

Dalglish singled our Irish LFC fans who, despite having no connections with the crimes of the scouse rabble or ridiculous accents, were happy to swallow the propaganda churned out by the club.  "The gullible wee paddies always hold a special place in oor hearts.  They cannae be as stupid as the English make them oot to be, after all they chose the best club the the world to support"  said Kenny to rapturous applause from the gaaboard LFC convention.

[pintsofguinness]

Fair f**ks to him, no point in earning all that money and not being able to enjoy it ha ha

maybe so, but not before a game which they subsequently lost

It wasn't before a game, it was before training... It was Christmas time

Have to do what whiskey nose tells them. They know what happens if they don't.

Training is counted as work, most of us would be fired if unable fulfill duties at work due to a huge hangover.

You ever call in sick after a night on the beer?

What relevance does that have?

Most bosses would have something to say if you turned up at work, unable to do it, due to a hangover.  I don't see the issue?

[sammymaguire]

Did he not state that he accepted his punishment and the issue was closed?

I say fair play to him for having a few pints round Christmas, stupid prat went too far and got caught out

[The Worker]

When was the last time utd lost 3 games on the bounce?

[EC Unique]

When was the last time utd lost 3 games on the bounce?

I know what u are getting at worker and I fear you will be right

[The Worker]

When was the last time utd lost 3 games on the bounce?

I know what u are getting at worker and I fear you will be right

Do you know the answer?