The OFFICIAL Liverpool FC thread - #DankeJürgen

[Bingo]

Mario is getting on the plane, he's on the way to Liverpool.

The tabloids will torture him ffs

That's a bit harsh, he's going on a plane!

[AZOffaly]

This is good

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/08/22/balotelli-tells-liverpool-fans-he-has-matured-while-urinating-from-helicopter/

[deiseach]

[deiseach]

This is good

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/08/22/balotelli-tells-liverpool-fans-he-has-matured-while-urinating-from-helicopter/

Fans then politely declined Balotelli's welcoming gift offer to burn down Goodison Park.

One well-placed firework, all that wood...

[haranguerer]

This is good

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/08/22/balotelli-tells-liverpool-fans-he-has-matured-while-urinating-from-helicopter/

Its like something sidney would write...

[Collie Brolly]

Man City or Chelsea didn't want Sturridge....Worked out pretty well for Liverpool.

Why, what have they won with him?

Cheaper than Shane Long, Soldado, Torres, cost the same as Giroud, etc etc. Mind you, he was 2m more expensive than Bebe.

Not everyone on here who as the temerity to question Liverpool is a  United fan u know.

[Sidney]

Man City or Chelsea didn't want Sturridge....Worked out pretty well for Liverpool.

Why, what have they won with him?

Cheaper than Shane Long, Soldado, Torres, cost the same as Giroud, etc etc. Mind you, he was 2m more expensive than Bebe.

Not everyone on here who as the temerity to question Liverpool is a  United fan u know.

You are a true iconoclast.

[Sidney]

This is good

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/08/22/balotelli-tells-liverpool-fans-he-has-matured-while-urinating-from-helicopter/

I thought it smacked very much of the author being told to write something "funny" to a deadline, and fell some way wide of the mark.

[Milltown Row2]

This is good

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/08/22/balotelli-tells-liverpool-fans-he-has-matured-while-urinating-from-helicopter/

Its like something sidney would write...

Very good

[AZOffaly]

This is good

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/08/22/balotelli-tells-liverpool-fans-he-has-matured-while-urinating-from-helicopter/

I thought it smacked very much of the author being told to write something "funny" to a deadline, and fell some way wide of the mark.

That's exactly what harranguerer said!

[laoislad]

I usually like Waterford whispers but I didn't think that was very funny tbh.

[Milltown Row2]

I usually like Waterford whispers but I didn't think that was very funny tbh.

A Sidney special

[mikehunt]

Man City or Chelsea didn't want Sturridge....Worked out pretty well for Liverpool.

Why, what have they won with him?

Cheaper than Shane Long, Soldado, Torres, cost the same as Giroud, etc etc. Mind you, he was 2m more expensive than Bebe.

Not everyone on here who as the temerity to question Liverpool is a  United fan u know.

It was a stupid comment so presumed you were a manc.

[heganboy]

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/transfer-zone/2014/08/22/5052949/etoo-undergoes-medical-ahead-of-liverpool-switch?ICID=OP

Reports that both Samuel Etoo and balotelli are having medicals for Liverpool today with the former on a one year deal.

[AZOffaly]

Getting ridiculous now.