You know what really grinds my gears?

[mountainboii]

The League Cup highlights being half an hour later because of that awful, awful Our William shite.

[maggie]

Bad Hair days.

[Farrandeelin]

This oul Arthur's day shenanigans.

[AZOffaly]

This oul Arthur's day shenanigans.

Me too. What a pile of shite.

[brokencrossbar1]

This oul Arthur's day shenanigans.

Me too. What a pile of shite.

No AZ, that's actually the day after Arthur's Day  

[ziggysego]

This oul Arthur's day shenanigans.

Me too. What a pile of shite.

Me three. The amount of Happy Arthur's Day text messages I got this morning. f**k off!!

[tyrone girl]

Agreed - biggest pile of nonsense

[deiseach]

No AZ, that's actually the day after Arthur's Day

Zing!

[haranguerer]

Complete pile of shite aright, but whoever is in charge of Guinness's marketing is worth every penny they get

[Hardy]

Believe it or not, a woman rang Joe Duffy the other day. Her child was born last year on "Arthur's Day" and she decided to call him Arthur! But that's not it. She was complaining that she wasn't told that "Arthur's Day" wouldn't be on the same date every year and was hugely upset that it was a different date this year. So upset, in fact, that she's going to change the child's name.

[gerrykeegan]

Believe it or not, a woman rang Joe Duffy the other day. Her child was born last year on "Arthur's Day" and she decided to call him Arthur! But that's not it. She was complaining that she wasn't told that "Arthur's Day" wouldn't be on the same date every year and was hugely upset that it was a different date this year. So upset, in fact, that she's going to change the child's name.

Hardy

Please tell me you are making this up.

[Hardy]

Absolutely not - I was listening to it!

[deiseach]

Believe it or not, a woman rang Joe Duffy the other day. Her child was born last year on "Arthur's Day" and she decided to call him Arthur! But that's not it. She was complaining that she wasn't told that "Arthur's Day" wouldn't be on the same date every year and was hugely upset that it was a different date this year. So upset, in fact, that she's going to change the child's name.

Hardy

Please tell me you are making this up.

The barbarians have breached the walls

[ziggysego]

Believe it or not, a woman rang Joe Duffy the other day. Her child was born last year on "Arthur's Day" and she decided to call him Arthur! But that's not it. She was complaining that she wasn't told that "Arthur's Day" wouldn't be on the same date every year and was hugely upset that it was a different date this year. So upset, in fact, that she's going to change the child's name.

I know you don't like facepalm, but...



... it deserves one.

[Donkeywalloper]

Disproportionate number of disabled spaces at some shopping centres/out of town venues. And the amount of hoors who throw a badge/piece of cardboard onto the dash then proceed to skip into said store.