You know what really grinds my gears?

[Farrandeelin]

This oul Arthur's day shenanigans.

[AZOffaly]

This oul Arthur's day shenanigans.

Me too. What a pile of shite.

[brokencrossbar1]

This oul Arthur's day shenanigans.

Me too. What a pile of shite.

No AZ, that's actually the day after Arthur's Day  

[ziggysego]

This oul Arthur's day shenanigans.

Me too. What a pile of shite.

Me three. The amount of Happy Arthur's Day text messages I got this morning. f**k off!!

[tyrone girl]

Agreed - biggest pile of nonsense

[deiseach]

No AZ, that's actually the day after Arthur's Day

Zing!

[haranguerer]

Complete pile of shite aright, but whoever is in charge of Guinness's marketing is worth every penny they get

[Hardy]

Believe it or not, a woman rang Joe Duffy the other day. Her child was born last year on "Arthur's Day" and she decided to call him Arthur! But that's not it. She was complaining that she wasn't told that "Arthur's Day" wouldn't be on the same date every year and was hugely upset that it was a different date this year. So upset, in fact, that she's going to change the child's name.

[gerrykeegan]

Believe it or not, a woman rang Joe Duffy the other day. Her child was born last year on "Arthur's Day" and she decided to call him Arthur! But that's not it. She was complaining that she wasn't told that "Arthur's Day" wouldn't be on the same date every year and was hugely upset that it was a different date this year. So upset, in fact, that she's going to change the child's name.

Hardy

Please tell me you are making this up.

[Hardy]

Absolutely not - I was listening to it!

[deiseach]

Believe it or not, a woman rang Joe Duffy the other day. Her child was born last year on "Arthur's Day" and she decided to call him Arthur! But that's not it. She was complaining that she wasn't told that "Arthur's Day" wouldn't be on the same date every year and was hugely upset that it was a different date this year. So upset, in fact, that she's going to change the child's name.

Hardy

Please tell me you are making this up.

The barbarians have breached the walls

[ziggysego]

Believe it or not, a woman rang Joe Duffy the other day. Her child was born last year on "Arthur's Day" and she decided to call him Arthur! But that's not it. She was complaining that she wasn't told that "Arthur's Day" wouldn't be on the same date every year and was hugely upset that it was a different date this year. So upset, in fact, that she's going to change the child's name.

I know you don't like facepalm, but...



... it deserves one.

[Donkeywalloper]

Disproportionate number of disabled spaces at some shopping centres/out of town venues. And the amount of hoors who throw a badge/piece of cardboard onto the dash then proceed to skip into said store.

[pintsofguinness]

Dodgy zips....
I've these Jeans with a zip pocket and I was away yesterday on a train and had the wallet, train tickets etc in the pocket with the zip closed - as you do because it's secure! Anyway - I was sitting quietly on the train when the yer man came round looking to see the tickets - I went to get mine but the zip on my pocket wouldn't open! After ten minutes of wrestling with it I got it opened enough to get the wallet out and yer man had made three trips back to me at this stage! It was nearly as embarrassing as the time I tried on a pair of jeans in some shop with a belt similar to those you have on an airplane where you have to pull back a lever to get it to open and when I did the belt wouldn't open!!!

[tyssam5]

Dodgy zips....
I've these Jeans with a zip pocket and I was away yesterday on a train and had the wallet, train tickets etc in the pocket with the zip closed - as you do because it's secure! Anyway - I was sitting quietly on the train when the yer man came round looking to see the tickets - I went to get mine but the zip on my pocket wouldn't open! After ten minutes of wrestling with it I got it opened enough to get the wallet out and yer man had made three trips back to me at this stage! It was nearly as embarrassing as the time I tried on a pair of jeans in some shop with a belt similar to those you have on an airplane where you have to pull back a lever to get it to open and when I did the belt wouldn't open!!!

Sounds like you're partial to the gay jeans.