Rory McIlroy

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laoislad

Quote from: Tony Baloney on October 15, 2014, 01:21:50 PM
Quote from: brokencrossbar1 on October 15, 2014, 11:35:16 AM
And him 5ft 2 with a big curly bap!!!  Poor lads flucked I say!
I would swap him my height and good looks for his golfing talent and bank balance. Who do I contact?!
Yer what now???????
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

Tony Baloney

Quote from: laoislad on October 15, 2014, 11:11:19 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on October 15, 2014, 01:21:50 PM
Quote from: brokencrossbar1 on October 15, 2014, 11:35:16 AM
And him 5ft 2 with a big curly bap!!!  Poor lads flucked I say!
I would swap him my height and good looks for his golfing talent and bank balance. Who do I contact?!
Yer what now???????
You read correctly!  8)

laoislad

Quote from: Tony Baloney on October 15, 2014, 11:16:53 PM
Quote from: laoislad on October 15, 2014, 11:11:19 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on October 15, 2014, 01:21:50 PM
Quote from: brokencrossbar1 on October 15, 2014, 11:35:16 AM
And him 5ft 2 with a big curly bap!!!  Poor lads flucked I say!
I would swap him my height and good looks for his golfing talent and bank balance. Who do I contact?!
Yer what now???????
You read correctly!  8)

That must someone elses picture on Facebook so........ ;)
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

ONeill

Someone told me he tweeted something about The Rock winning the JFC.

Pure bastard. What has he agin The Hill?
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

cadhlancian

Barney barred him I think...

muppet

Quote from: Orior on October 14, 2014, 11:08:19 PM
Quote from: Minder on October 14, 2014, 10:37:38 PM
"Getting a lot of grief about not mentioning the Republics great result in Germany... Great night for all of Ireland! #COYBIG"

I, for one, wish to congratulate Rory on the above tweet.

FFS you didn't congratulate Shane Lowry on his tweet!
MWWSI 2017

rrhf

I don't like the way you don't like that...

muppet

MWWSI 2017

beer baron

So apparently Rory was at a Leinster game today,he really must be trying to impress his detractors on here  ;D.

Orior

Quote from: beer baron on October 19, 2014, 07:45:57 PM
So apparently Rory was at a Leinster game today,he really must be trying to impress his detractors on here  ;D.

If, I'm a detractor, then it has worked. On the other hand, he may have been playing golf in the K-Club or somewhere and wanted to see Leinster play.
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

muppet

Quote from: Orior on October 19, 2014, 08:33:57 PM
Quote from: beer baron on October 19, 2014, 07:45:57 PM
So apparently Rory was at a Leinster game today,he really must be trying to impress his detractors on here  ;D.

If, I'm a detractor, then it has worked. On the other hand, he may have been playing golf in the K-Club or somewhere and wanted to see Leinster play.

Don't be daft. He is on a schedule specifically designed to curry favour with his GaaBoard detractors. The bastard!
MWWSI 2017

armaghniac

Quote from: muppet on October 20, 2014, 05:04:20 PM
Quote from: Orior on October 19, 2014, 08:33:57 PM
Quote from: beer baron on October 19, 2014, 07:45:57 PM
So apparently Rory was at a Leinster game today,he really must be trying to impress his detractors on here  ;D.

If, I'm a detractor, then it has worked. On the other hand, he may have been playing golf in the K-Club or somewhere and wanted to see Leinster play.

Don't be daft. He is on a schedule specifically designed to curry favour with his GaaBoard detractors. The b**tard!

Why didn't he congratulate Crossmaglen Rangers, they have more majors than he has!
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

beer baron

Quote from: armaghniac on October 20, 2014, 05:32:05 PM
Quote from: muppet on October 20, 2014, 05:04:20 PM
Quote from: Orior on October 19, 2014, 08:33:57 PM
Quote from: beer baron on October 19, 2014, 07:45:57 PM
So apparently Rory was at a Leinster game today,he really must be trying to impress his detractors on here  ;D.

If, I'm a detractor, then it has worked. On the other hand, he may have been playing golf in the K-Club or somewhere and wanted to see Leinster play.

Don't be daft. He is on a schedule specifically designed to curry favour with his GaaBoard detractors. The b**tard!

Why didn't he congratulate Crossmaglen Rangers, they have more majors than he has!

Jealousy. The only possible explanation

armaghniac

Quote from: beer baron on October 20, 2014, 06:20:43 PM
Quote from: armaghniac on October 20, 2014, 05:32:05 PM
Quote from: muppet on October 20, 2014, 05:04:20 PM
Quote from: Orior on October 19, 2014, 08:33:57 PM
Quote from: beer baron on October 19, 2014, 07:45:57 PM
So apparently Rory was at a Leinster game today,he really must be trying to impress his detractors on here  ;D.

If, I'm a detractor, then it has worked. On the other hand, he may have been playing golf in the K-Club or somewhere and wanted to see Leinster play.

Don't be daft. He is on a schedule specifically designed to curry favour with his GaaBoard detractors. The b**tard!

Why didn't he congratulate Crossmaglen Rangers, they have more majors than he has!

Jealousy. The only possible explanation

Maybe. But he could be closet Cullyhanna person,.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

LeoMc

Quote from: armaghniac on October 20, 2014, 05:32:05 PM
Quote from: muppet on October 20, 2014, 05:04:20 PM
Quote from: Orior on October 19, 2014, 08:33:57 PM
Quote from: beer baron on October 19, 2014, 07:45:57 PM
So apparently Rory was at a Leinster game today,he really must be trying to impress his detractors on here  ;D.

If, I'm a detractor, then it has worked. On the other hand, he may have been playing golf in the K-Club or somewhere and wanted to see Leinster play.

Don't be daft. He is on a schedule specifically designed to curry favour with his GaaBoard detractors. The b**tard!

Why didn't he congratulate Crossmaglen Rangers, they have more majors than he has!

No self respecting Down man would.