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#1
GAA Discussion / Re: Kerry v Tipperary MSFC
May 16, 2010, 04:17:43 PM
This hand passing issue is a pain.

Some fine scores.
#2
Sound working?
#3
Nice one Main Street.

Don't have to go to boozer.
#4
General discussion / Re: New York singles ad
October 11, 2007, 03:15:23 PM
Actually check out this ABSOLUTE GOWL
http://london.craigslist.org/w4m/445001163.html
#5
General discussion / Re: New York singles ad
October 11, 2007, 03:11:14 PM
Yerra Dinny, tis quiet enough these days  ;)
#6
General discussion / Re: New York singles ad
October 11, 2007, 02:58:08 PM
#7
General discussion / Re: Las Vegas
October 10, 2007, 10:53:01 AM
If your visit is a short one and you wish to see the Canyon I'd recommend getting the helicopter trip. I think its about $200 or maybe a little more. You're picked up from your hotel beforehand and dropped back afterwards. The Chopper touchs down in the Canyon for 30 min or so where ye get a picnic and champagne. You should be dropped back to your hotel about 5 hrs after pickup which to me is single biggest advantage as you'll wipe out a full day if you get the bus etc.

Get the rollercoaster at NY NY.

Went to Love, the Beatles Cirque du Soleil, great show in the Mirage.

If you're goin with the bird then go for a meal at:

http://www.stratospherehotel.com/topworld.html
#8
Agree. Actually find it a bit retarded to be honest.
A handful of jokes rehashed over and over.
Is he still "draining the spuds"?  ::)
#9
General discussion / Re: Corny One for Friday
October 05, 2007, 01:43:31 PM
 > A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.
> He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a London lawyer,
> from London, and is certain that he has a better education than any
> paddy cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
> Garda's expense!!
>
> Irish Garda says," License and registration, please."
>
> London Lawyer says, "What for?"
>
> Irish Garda replies, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop
> sign."
>
> London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
>
> Irish Garda says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
> registration, please."
>
> London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
>
> Irish Garda says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop,
> that's the law. License and registration, please!"
>
> London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
> "slow down" and "stop", I'll give you my license and registration and you
> give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
>
> Irish Garda says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
>
> The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out his baton
> and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer with it and says, "Do you
> want me to stop, or just slow down?"

#10
Quote from: Declan on October 04, 2007, 10:33:49 AM
Ronnie Whelan's shin volley v USSR 1988 Euro championships.
True but the way he launched himself into the air to volley was spectacular so it overriides the shining.
#11
Quote from: 5 Sams on October 03, 2007, 05:01:28 PM
Even though it is one of my favourite goals of all time because of what it meant...Cantona's winner V Liverpoo in the 1996 Cup Final was a complete fluke.
Come again?? The goal itself was a class goal with great technique. The way he adjusted his position to volley that ball as it was behind him was diff class. It wasnt an ambituous dig from 40 yards you're talking about here.
#12
Good Idea.
Lets regulate peoples post to 3+ lines on topics you feel necessary Skull. We'll screen everything through you; Cutting out all unnecessary smilies and duplicated points. I'd suggest the reason the board has  been "allegedly ruined" is the fact a thread like this makes more than 2 pages (I get the irony of me posting here) AND that a similar thread will be created next week title "I thought the kids had gone back to School"/"Whats happening to the board?"

This is an anon discussion board man. People dont have to strictly adhere to what your perceive as thread/board rules. Some people come here to take the piss, have a giggle, have a discussion/debate as well as numerous others things. I, for one, come for all. I dont condone the childish abuse that develops but the bottom line here is YOU CAN CHOOSE TO IGNORE POSTERS AND THREADS.
#13
Rio was different class last night. I have been crying out for Rooney to play of Saha all season and when they do................... :-\
#14
General discussion / Re: Rugby world cup
September 19, 2007, 10:49:57 AM
I'm off to Paris on Friday for the game. Stay there til Sunday and we get a camper van to Munich for 2 days of Oktoberfest, after which which we head to South of France for a few nights and intend getting back to Paris for the Argies game. Originally I was nervous about qualifying but that has changed to a "nothing to lose"
attitude due to the shocking ineptitude of our 2 games to date.
O'Gara has been struggling for a while now, due to his personal life, hadnt heard about the gambling rumours.
#15
Quote from: orangeman on September 18, 2007, 09:57:41 AM
Sligo woul have beeaten that Cork team on Sunday ( no disrespect to Kerry or Sligo or Cork ) - but Cork were brutal -
Er...no they wouldnt.