Too embarrased to ask

[dodo]

You forgot Debbie Magee and the infamous goat Puck. LL has lived a wild life.

Should that not read 'You forgot Debbie Magee and the infamous puck goat'

[ziggysego]

I don't think he pucked the goat... did you LL?

[The Real Laoislad]

Dangerous ground your threading Ziggy 
I might have to "jump in my car" and come up to Greencastle and twist your arm so much you'll be able lick your elbow  ya bleeding big Numa Numa 

[ziggysego]

I retract my last statement......

[illdecide]

I got a dose of the crabs once of this slapper so i went to the Doctors to show him. when my name was called out it was a fecking female Doctor so i had to whip the lad out and show her the beast, talking about a lecture on sex she gave me (i bet she was a real tart in her day and then she was giving off to me).

anyway call me sly or embarrassed but when i went to the chemist to cash in my perscription i noticed the girl on the counter was a stunner and didn't want to get crab lotion off her so i sent my mate in to collect it and told him it was anti biotic's for a chest infection, he done it and when i told him later what he had just went in and got he chased me around work that day and if he'd have caught me he'd have knocked my block off. We do get a good laugh about it now...

[Niall Quinn]

llike getting the bumms rush. failing to get it up, shitting your self in public.

Ah, brings back memories - what a night!

[RedandGreenSniper]

I lived with a lad who wets the bed on a regular enough basis.
Its not too bad when he's on his own and only has to explain it to the other lads in the house. But when he sprays his girlfriend with the wrong type of emission from his pecker, well its up there with the most embarrassing thing ya can do 
The poor girl came running out of the room one night screaming and straight into the shower. We didn't even have to ask what happened