Things that make you go What the F**k?

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Tony Baloney

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August 07, 2018, 08:11:35 PM Last Edit: August 07, 2018, 08:40:04 PM by Tony Baloney
Quote from: Fiodoir Ard Mhacha on August 07, 2018, 05:28:53 PM
Gerry Adams to publish 'peace process cookery book'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45100190

New Lodge Cuisine
Making a piece, I have found is much harder, than making war.

armaghniac

#4831
August 07, 2018, 08:30:36 PM
Quote from: laoislad on August 07, 2018, 07:08:03 PM
Looks a bit dry. Could do with a smothering of Heinz red sauce

Unless Gerry stops abstaining from this one, as FF want. 


MAGA Make Armagh Great Again

Hereiam

#4832
August 07, 2018, 09:37:00 PM
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.independent.ie/irish-news/health/revealed-children-got-double-dose-of-narcolepsy-jab-37191291.html

Heard this on TodayFM this afternoon and was fully expecting it to be on this evenings news but not a peep.
I remember when we were having our first child the nurse at the local medical center was putting pressure on the wife to get this jab but thank god she stuck to her guns.
It makes you wonder about the other jabs that are administered thoughout our youth.

blewuporstuffed

#4833
August 08, 2018, 09:08:18 AM
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either

Jeepers Creepers

#4834
August 08, 2018, 10:18:14 AM
Plans to open a salad bar in the West 'Rocket Lunchers'

Orior

#4836
August 10, 2018, 11:46:21 PM
Are socks coming back into fashion?
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

Orior

#4840
August 13, 2018, 11:03:34 AM
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on August 13, 2018, 10:20:45 AM
https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/video-sup-most-expensive-pint-anywhere-on-island-of-ireland-in-the-belfast-bar-with-stunning-city-views-37206376.html

You can stick that clear up your...

I was there on Friday evening and the views are good. Expensive? A bit yes, but feck it, there's no pockets in a shroud. Get your fill in Weatherspoons beforehand, then piss it all away on the 23rd floor.

(Note - they don't allow entry to drunks or riff-raff)
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

Milltown Row2

#4842
August 13, 2018, 11:27:47 AM
Quote from: Orior on August 13, 2018, 11:03:34 AM
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on August 13, 2018, 10:20:45 AM
https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/video-sup-most-expensive-pint-anywhere-on-island-of-ireland-in-the-belfast-bar-with-stunning-city-views-37206376.html

You can stick that clear up your...

I was there on Friday evening and the views are good. Expensive? A bit yes, but feck it, there's no pockets in a shroud. Get your fill in Weatherspoons beforehand, then piss it all away on the 23rd floor.

(Note - they don't allow entry to drunks or riff-raff)

And just right! I wouldnt want to be drinking my £45 bottle of wine while the riff-raff are about!

So how did they let you in?
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought.

Milltown Row2

#4843
August 13, 2018, 01:26:37 PM
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought.

Hereiam

#4844
August 13, 2018, 04:19:18 PM
Went through the M1 toll coming home from the match yesterday and the amount of change lying on the ground at the self service toll booth was unreal. Toll cost is 1.90 people just didn't bother to take their change. Was very tempted to get out and clean it up  ;D
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