THINGS THAT P##S ME OFF.

Started by Canalman, November 30, 2006, 09:22:43 PM

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Billys Boots

QuoteOne more thing, what does "arra" mean.

It's the same as 'yerra' in Kerry.
My hands are stained with thistle milk ...

el_cuervo_fc

Motorcyclists who weave through traffic

man in black

Quote from: Ryano on December 01, 2006, 09:15:48 AM
Fockers who hog the overtaking lane

Toyota Yaris drivers

Toyota Yaris cars

Driving in Dublin city. Car jams everywhere! I'm amazed there are not more road rage related death by wheel brace murders.....

Old men & female drivers (Don't get me started)

Manchester United

Manchester City (They have manchester in their name)

That radio ad for Lyons tea thats on at xmas with yer man talking about when he was young lad with a Choo Choo train going in the background.. Aarrrrrrggggghhhhhh

Ruth Scott (Cnut)

Tony Fenton (Bigger balder Cnut)

Tony Fearon (Even bigger.....ah you get the idea)

Having a wedding 3 days after xmas day. More pressies, hotel room, drinking... do they think i'm made of money!!!!

Trick or treaters who call 2 weeks before Halloween

Trick or treaters who just call. Door hinges will never be same again from constant slamming.

Wren boys for same reasons...

Carrol sigers (see above)

Brussel sprouts (Why???)

Insane xmas shoppers who will kill you if you don't get out of their way lest someone gets that woolly knitted jumper with a reindeer on it before them.

That new Rehab song by Aimee whoever. Looking at you i think Rehab would be the best place for ya. Now fock off back to obscurity you tattoo'd minger gee bag nobody.

The 1st of December, now Radio stations feel like it's ok to bombard us with xmas songs. Heard 3 this morning already!! It's not going to be a white xmas, it's going to be a crimson blood red xmas if i hear another xmas song. Now where is my shotgun?





Well as for the radio thing you can always switch it off. I like to listen to a bit of Mozart on my way to work rather than the usual spide radio crap on offer. You do have a choice you know...

'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black

el_cuervo_fc

Childrens drawings................they're crap!!!

thewobbler

1) Hypocrisy
2) Political correctness
3) People who get 'caught' in box junctions
4) Lidl
5) Rip off Ireland
6) People buying houses as investments
7) GAA zealots
8) Cyclists who feel the highway code does not apply to them
9) Radio 1 (UK)
10) Peppers - red, green and yellow.

SlimShady

the begging foreigners on the streets of Belfast.

you know the ones, (not the ones with the clipboard!!) the 'chaaange pleeeeease' ones. Old women, sitting there with the magazine 'issues' who when you walk past say 'hello? oh mamo papo mamo hello?'....f**k off you sc**bag bitch.

I wouldnt mind if they needed the money, but these tramps get a lift into town by their husbands, sons, whatever. I do give to the boys who are sitting there with their plastic cup and blanket-the ones who genuinely are homeless and need all the help they can get.

SlimShady

Posers.

Especially of the female variety.

dubnut

The previous roundabout thing.

Guys scooting up the hard shoulder on the m50 and then blowing you out of it when you indicate and move into the off ramp the CORRECT way.

Evil Genius.

Guys who say gay buzzwords like "moving forward" to enhance arguments.


Guys who fall for the above "moving forward" type buzzwords.

Ian Paisley.

Political correctness gone mad.

Dopey tractor or truck drivers who pull right out in front of you on the N2 as if in a hurry then proceed to drive at 60km per hour.

Man in Black.

People whingeing about christmas trees going up early in December (anything before 1st dec is ok to whinge at)

Off the rails on rte interrupting champions league matches (in my house anyway)

People serving drinks in the wrong glass, I got a pint of guinness in Gran Canaria served in a bulmers glass, its just wrong.

American people on carribbean holidays (the stereotypes really arent that far off)

The nearest garage to my house charging 109.9 for a litre of petrol!

My dog seeming to always find a way out even when the back garden is like fecking fort knox trying to keep her in.
She just fecking sits at the front door once she gets out anyway, why bother!

Getting furniture delivered only to find it in about a million pieces and you have to put it together yourself.

People who join this site purely to wind people up.

Going for a quick wee last friday night and missing Pat Kenny getting abused live on rte!

And theres lots lots more!




man in black

Quote from: SlimShady on December 01, 2006, 09:42:36 AM
the begging foreigners on the streets of Belfast.

you know the ones, (not the ones with the clipboard!!) the 'chaaange pleeeeease' ones. Old women, sitting there with the magazine 'issues' who when you walk past say 'hello? oh mamo papo mamo hello?'....f**k off you sc**bag bitch.

I wouldnt mind if they needed the money, but these tramps get a lift into town by their husbands, sons, whatever. I do give to the boys who are sitting there with their plastic cup and blanket-the ones who genuinely are homeless and need all the help they can get.


What do you mean by foreigners you ball bag, there are Irish all over the world with their hands out. I suppose they deserve the same disdain.
'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black

man in black

'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black

man in black

Quote from: dubnut on December 01, 2006, 09:48:34 AM
The previous roundabout thing.

Guys scooting up the hard shoulder on the m50 and then blowing you out of it when you indicate and move into the off ramp the CORRECT way.

Evil Genius.

Guys who say gay buzzwords like "moving forward" to enhance arguments.


Guys who fall for the above "moving forward" type buzzwords.

Ian Paisley.

Political correctness gone mad.

Dopey tractor or truck drivers who pull right out in front of you on the N2 as if in a hurry then proceed to drive at 60km per hour.

Man in Black.

People whingeing about christmas trees going up early in December (anything before 1st dec is ok to whinge at)

Off the rails on rte interrupting champions league matches (in my house anyway)

People serving drinks in the wrong glass, I got a pint of guinness in Gran Canaria served in a bulmers glass, its just wrong.

American people on carribbean holidays (the stereotypes really arent that far off)

The nearest garage to my house charging 109.9 for a litre of petrol!

My dog seeming to always find a way out even when the back garden is like fecking fort knox trying to keep her in.
She just fecking sits at the front door once she gets out anyway, why bother!

Getting furniture delivered only to find it in about a million pieces and you have to put it together yourself.

People who join this site purely to wind people up.

Going for a quick wee last friday night and missing Pat Kenny getting abused live on rte!

And theres lots lots more!






What's your problem with me?


'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black

SlimShady

Shut up or i'll get flameboy to you.

Great Leap Forward

Quote from: man in black on December 01, 2006, 09:52:17 AM
Quote from: dubnut on December 01, 2006, 09:48:34 AM
The previous roundabout thing.

Guys scooting up the hard shoulder on the m50 and then blowing you out of it when you indicate and move into the off ramp the CORRECT way.

Evil Genius.

Guys who say gay buzzwords like "moving forward" to enhance arguments.


Guys who fall for the above "moving forward" type buzzwords.

Ian Paisley.

Political correctness gone mad.

Dopey tractor or truck drivers who pull right out in front of you on the N2 as if in a hurry then proceed to drive at 60km per hour.

Man in Black.

People whingeing about christmas trees going up early in December (anything before 1st dec is ok to whinge at)

Off the rails on rte interrupting champions league matches (in my house anyway)

People serving drinks in the wrong glass, I got a pint of guinness in Gran Canaria served in a bulmers glass, its just wrong.

American people on carribbean holidays (the stereotypes really arent that far off)

The nearest garage to my house charging 109.9 for a litre of petrol!

My dog seeming to always find a way out even when the back garden is like fecking fort knox trying to keep her in.
She just fecking sits at the front door once she gets out anyway, why bother!

Getting furniture delivered only to find it in about a million pieces and you have to put it together yourself.

People who join this site purely to wind people up.

Going for a quick wee last friday night and missing Pat Kenny getting abused live on rte!

And theres lots lots more!






What's your problem with me?





Probably because you are a sub-standard wind-up merchant.

man in black

'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black

Jack Dempsey

what pissess me off - when I order a coke in a pub and I get a coke with a lemon swimming on top. wtf I didnt order a lemon why did you give me one, get that out of there pronto