You know what really grinds my gears?

[Milltown Row2]

The lad grabs the door man in a headlock and starts throwing punches to his head, body slam extreme and outcome bad but the doorman didnt go out of his way to start a fight, if the person was kicked out of McD's then he should have walked away and went somewhere else. No lets start a fight

Bad for both parties but I don't think he's in life support, think he left the hospital?

Doing the doors isnt for everyone. Doormen act like this isn't part of the job description (unfortunate that they have to put up with it but surely they know it comes with the territory).
Simple solution would be  push the fella away, lock the door and keep him outside.

So basically close your business, keep people in the building until or if this person leaves, who's threatening behaviour is a risk not just to the doorman but it's customers?

Hmm that'll work and you know the time it takes police to call to a incident? It's not minutes

[general_lee]

The lad grabs the door man in a headlock and starts throwing punches to his head, body slam extreme and outcome bad but the doorman didnt go out of his way to start a fight, if the person was kicked out of McD's then he should have walked away and went somewhere else. No lets start a fight

Bad for both parties but I don't think he's in life support, think he left the hospital?

Doing the doors isnt for everyone. Doormen act like this isn't part of the job description (unfortunate that they have to put up with it but surely they know it comes with the territory).
Simple solution would be  push the fella away, lock the door and keep him outside.

So basically close your business, keep people in the building until or if this person leaves, who's threatening behaviour is a risk not just to the doorman but it's customers?

Hmm that'll work and you know the time it takes police to call to a incident? It's not minutes

No, lock the side door. You do know that the McDonald's in question  has two entrances? I mean he's not inside, he's outside it. So either he has been ejected or denied entry. Either way job done, customers are safe inside.
And FYI I know how long it takes for the police to come to these incidents. I also know how long it takes the ambulance - also not minutes.

[tintin25]

People who let their dogs s&*t in my garden

[Milltown Row2]

The lad grabs the door man in a headlock and starts throwing punches to his head, body slam extreme and outcome bad but the doorman didnt go out of his way to start a fight, if the person was kicked out of McD's then he should have walked away and went somewhere else. No lets start a fight

Bad for both parties but I don't think he's in life support, think he left the hospital?

Doing the doors isnt for everyone. Doormen act like this isn't part of the job description (unfortunate that they have to put up with it but surely they know it comes with the territory).
Simple solution would be  push the fella away, lock the door and keep him outside.

So basically close your business, keep people in the building until or if this person leaves, who's threatening behaviour is a risk not just to the doorman but it's customers?

Hmm that'll work and you know the time it takes police to call to a incident? It's not minutes

No, lock the side door. You do know that the McDonald's in question  has two entrances? I mean he's not inside, he's outside it. So either he has been ejected or denied entry. Either way job done, customers are safe inside.
And FYI I know how long it takes for the police to come to these incidents. I also know how long it takes the ambulance - also not minutes.

So what if he goes around to the other door?? I've already said that it's bad for both parties, but if someone gets you in a headlock and starts bashing your face in you'll defend yourself.

[Saffrongael]

Listen the fella that was injured is an absolute menace and a lowlife

[lurganblue]

People who think the mask goes under your chin, not covering mouth or nose. Why baw yer hole.

Watched a fella sit like this on the train commute home today.

[general_lee]

The lad grabs the door man in a headlock and starts throwing punches to his head, body slam extreme and outcome bad but the doorman didnt go out of his way to start a fight, if the person was kicked out of McD's then he should have walked away and went somewhere else. No lets start a fight

Bad for both parties but I don't think he's in life support, think he left the hospital?

Doing the doors isnt for everyone. Doormen act like this isn't part of the job description (unfortunate that they have to put up with it but surely they know it comes with the territory).
Simple solution would be  push the fella away, lock the door and keep him outside.

So basically close your business, keep people in the building until or if this person leaves, who's threatening behaviour is a risk not just to the doorman but it's customers?

Hmm that'll work and you know the time it takes police to call to a incident? It's not minutes

No, lock the side door. You do know that the McDonald's in question  has two entrances? I mean he's not inside, he's outside it. So either he has been ejected or denied entry. Either way job done, customers are safe inside.
And FYI I know how long it takes for the police to come to these incidents. I also know how long it takes the ambulance - also not minutes.

So what if he goes around to the other door?? I've already said that it's bad for both parties, but if someone gets you in a headlock and starts bashing your face in you'll defend yourself.

You lock it too. If anything the doorman is responsible for escalating matters.

Listen the fella that was injured is an absolute menace and a lowlife

I know he is. Doesn't deserve his head smashed off the pavement because a doorman can't do his job properly

[Milltown Row2]

So if the place is closed and customers stay locked up for over 30 minutes or longer depending on when the peelers turns up that's normal?

[Tony Baloney]

People who think the mask goes under your chin, not covering mouth or nose. Why baw yer hole.

Watched a fella sit like this on the train commute home today.

The usual scene in Armagh Saunsbury's is the Romanian's/Bulgarian's cruising around with the nose hanging out. A new one the other day was a woman with a wee mask covering only her nose.

[lurganblue]

Only a couple of days in and I hate this bastid elf on the shelf sh*te

[johnnycool]

Only a couple of days in and I hate this bastid elf on the shelf sh*te

+1

[Rudi]

Only a couple of days in and I hate this bastid elf on the shelf sh*te

+1

The ultimate first world problem.

[bigarsedkeeper]

Only a couple of days in and I hate this bastid elf on the shelf sh*te

+1

+1

The arseholes who started all that need a slap.

[quit yo jibbajabba]

The wee girls in bad form every morn now cos he hasnt came yet but hes came to others in the class,

Boot in the bollocks is correct for the genius who came up way that

[BennyCake]

The wee girls in bad form every morn now cos he hasnt came yet but hes came to others in the class,

Boot in the bollocks is correct for the genius who came up way that

It's f**king genius when you think about it.

Everyone knows it's a load of bollix but they feel they have to participate in this elf charade. What's the alternative?... "Listen kid, about this Santa fella..."?