You know what really grinds my gears?

[maddog]

when the gearbox goes in the car, that grinds my clucking gears

[omagh_gael]

Having to do a really bad crap in work where you know everyone will know it was you who dropped it. Personally, I would hold on till i got home, but one particular man appears to take great delight in squeezing out horrendous, chemical warhead grade dumps that pollute the office for about an hour! What's the general consensus? Do you squeeze the cheeks or let er rip?

[HiMucker]

Whilst in the seated squat position you should have one hand on the flush handle and the other against the cubicle door.  As those useless wee bolts are not going to stop a fully grown adult male bursting through for dump not realising someone else is already marking the territory.  Upon the turds impact on the surface of the water flush the handle.  This should keep the embarrassment to a minimum.

[omagh_gael]

Good advice. Another technique is to coordinate your squeezes to the hand dryer. Although this requires heavy bathroom traffic to be successful.

[winghalfun]

Sunshine cyclists/runners/walkers congesting the roads while kitted out like Lance Armstrong or Usain Bolt.

Where the f**k are all these idiots when it is raining or even mildly overcast.

Either exercise consistently or stop being a nuisance when the first ray of sun appears.

[ziggysego]

God damn spam emails I'm getting every 5 minutes, all day today. STOP EMAILING ME!!!! 

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

God damn spam emails I'm getting every 5 minutes, all day today. STOP EMAILING ME!!!! 

A major reason I am glad I never got a smart phone, no constant updates from facebook, e-mails etc.

[pintsofguinness]

Dirty bastards in the gym that don't have a towel with them to wipe down the machines when they're finished dripping over them.  Shouldn't be allowed in.

The fact that you can't look at look at any soccer thread without wading through shit of "wuming". 
It's the same cocks on every thread.  Borrrinnngggggg.

[laoislad]

.

The fact that you can't look at look at any soccer thread without wading through shit of "wuming". 
It's the same cocks on every thread.  Borrrinnngggggg.

Just press the ignore option for them,it makes the threads far easier to read.

[ballinaman]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-absolute-worst-things-in-the-world

[ziggysego]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-absolute-worst-things-in-the-world

Everything on that list   

[ballinaman]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-absolute-worst-things-in-the-world

Everything on that list   

12, 17 and 20 in particular for me

[johnneycool]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-absolute-worst-things-in-the-world

Everything on that list   

12, 17 and 20 in particular for me

4, fourier analysis, fuckin hateful

[Louth Exile]

RTEs persistence in spending half their Racing coverage talking about bloody wemens fashion!!

If I want to watch that Sh$%e I'll watch off the rails!

[Hardy]

Yes - how did that crap ever become associated with racing?