You know what really grinds my gears?

Started by corn02, June 02, 2007, 03:41:22 PM

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maggie

Drivers who
-don't use their indicators when turning left or right off the main road.
-stay in the fast lane of the motorway doing around 60mph and won't pull over to let u past so a string of traffic builds up.
-park at the petrol pumps when they aren't actually getting fuel.
-double park in the street blocking the entire road, but think its ok cause they've put their hazard lights on.

Hilltresk

No windows in the office on a nice day.

highorlow

QuoteDrivers who
-don't use their indicators when turning left or right off the main road.
-stay in the fast lane of the motorway doing around 60mph and won't pull over to let u past so a string of traffic builds up.
-park at the petrol pumps when they aren't actually getting fuel.
-double park in the street blocking the entire road, but think its ok cause they've put their hazard lights on.

Basically Women Drivers...
They get momentum, they go mad, here they go

maggie

I also forgot drivers who don't use any lights in the fog.

gallsman

Quote from: maggie on March 25, 2011, 09:00:44 AM
I also forgot drivers who don't use any lights in the fog.

Drivers who use their full beams in fog instead of their fog lights.

Drivers leaving their fog lights on permanently, accompanied by sidelights.

Southern drivers at roundabouts.

Old drivers.

Women drivers.

Drivers using mobiles.

Basically, all other drivers.

Canalman

Drivers speeding into roundabouts, inevitably tailgaiting some poor sod who entered sensibly.

Hardy

Drivers, cyclists, pedestrians, paedophiles, paediatricians, statisticians, politicians, pollyannas, pianos, accordions, melodeons, cats, rats, ould bats, youngsters, oldsters, pollsters, pranksters, banksters ...

Everyone please feel free to add to this list.

AZOffaly

Quote from: Hardy on March 25, 2011, 10:09:22 AM
Drivers, cyclists, pedestrians, paedophiles, paediatricians, statisticians, politicians, pollyannas, pianos, accordions, melodeons, cats, rats, ould bats, youngsters, oldsters, pollsters, pranksters, banksters ...

Everyone please feel free to add to this list.

Cat melodeons.

Harold Disgracey

Quote from: Hardy on March 25, 2011, 10:09:22 AM
Drivers, cyclists, pedestrians, paedophiles, paediatricians, statisticians, politicians, pollyannas, pianos, accordions, melodeons, cats, rats, ould bats, youngsters, oldsters, pollsters, pranksters, banksters ...

Everyone please feel free to add to this list.

Cucumbers & the bastards who cut them small and hide them your salad.

AZOffaly

Olives - bastard sour things doing a covert operation disguised as grapes.

Banana Man

Quote from: Hardy on March 25, 2011, 10:09:22 AM
Drivers, cyclists, pedestrians, paedophiles, paediatricians, statisticians, politicians, pollyannas, pianos, accordions, melodeons, cats, rats, ould bats, youngsters, oldsters, pollsters, pranksters, banksters ...

Everyone please feel free to add to this list.

excuse my ignorance but what is a 'pollyanna'?

Puckoon

Quote from: Eamonnca1 on March 24, 2011, 04:15:44 PM
When iPhone autocorrect insists on changing hell to he'll.

This really really drives me nuts.

Hardy

Quote from: Banana Man on March 25, 2011, 11:35:32 AM
Quote from: Hardy on March 25, 2011, 10:09:22 AM
Drivers, cyclists, pedestrians, paedophiles, paediatricians, statisticians, politicians, pollyannas, pianos, accordions, melodeons, cats, rats, ould bats, youngsters, oldsters, pollsters, pranksters, banksters ...

Everyone please feel free to add to this list.

excuse my ignorance but what is a 'pollyanna'?

A happy-clappy over-optimistic pain in the arse.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollyanna_principle

lurganblue

iPhone texting in general is a pain in the hole. constantly hitting enter by mistake and having to go back. then there us autocorrect. for some reason LURGAN appears in block caps like so?

Croí na hÉireann

Quote from: AZOffaly on March 25, 2011, 11:03:52 AM
Olives - b**tard sour things doing a covert operation disguised as grapes.

:D so true
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