Stereotypes of the English (don't be racist)

[ardal]

Need a list so I'll begin, but please ignore racism or politics:

Conservative
Drink Tea
Love the royal family
Football Hooligans
Fish and chips
Horrible fashion sense
Punctual
Polite
Believe in their invincibility
1966
All sports winners are English (Barry McGuigan, Greg Lemond etc)

[thewobbler]

A tweed coat wearing professor, who is obviously a genius but can't boil an egg.

[el_cuervo_fc]

Bad teeth

[Forever Green]

Smelly bastards

[Eamonnca1]

Taking to the morning commute with a mixture of pointy elbows and resignation.
Hiding behind their newspapers on the morning train. 
Terrified of getting up and closing that window for fear of embarrassment even though everyone on the bus is freezing. 
Queueing obediently in line and bristling at anyone who jumps the queue.
Politely saying "sorry" when they walk within a few feet of you.

Can't say I've ever found them to be smelly.

[Olly]

Hairy arses.

[Main Street]

Stoic,
with a

[ziggysego]

Private schools.
Rugby & polo players.
Intellects, but poor social skills.

[RealSpiritof98]

Brian Moore ''Hateful C*nt''--- '' England did what Ireland couldn't do last week''   -- True but still a needling we fu*k

[seafoid]

Chicken tikka masala
Bangers and mash
Egg and chips
White van men who read the Sun
Rail commuter misery
WH Smith
The royal circus
Industrial management ineptitude
In the 1980s and leaving the city of Liverpool to have a "managed decline"
Roads defined by numbers rather than who lives at the t-junction
The Guardian
Heathrow airport and the way the whole place is set out.
Portishead and PJ Harvey
Billy Bragg
Stuart Pearce
Glamour models
Enid Blyton stories
War porn
62 quid a week on the dole 
Angus steakhouses
Are you from Northern or Southern Ireland ?
The best spending tourists
Fawlty Towers   

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Taking to the morning commute with a mixture of pointy elbows and resignation.
Hiding behind their newspapers on the morning train. 
Terrified of getting up and closing that window for fear of embarrassment even though everyone on the bus is freezing. 
Queueing obediently in line and bristling at anyone who jumps the queue.
Politely saying "sorry" when they walk within a few feet of you.
Can't say I've ever found them to be smelly.

From my experience it is the Irish who apologise when someone else bumps into you, while the English keep on walking without any acknowledgement at all.

[Square Ball]

Rule Britania
whistling when other national anthams are being played
half pints
why are jokes about Irish people always stupid, so the English can understand them

[mylestheslasher]

Horrible c***ts like hugh grant

[Forever Green]

Arrogant wankers

[BennyCake]

Remember the Major fella in Fawlty Towers? They do exist!!

Middle Englanders. The Points of View types.