1st annual GaaBoard Come dine with me.

[muppet]

Hardstation.

I do like cooking. Hate washing up.
Can we have a cook selects his least favourite poster to wash up etc?

As host/dictator you can impose your ideology at your dinner.

[fitzroyalty]

Hardstation.

I do like cooking. Hate washing up.
Can we have a cook selects his least favourite poster to wash up etc?

Get the female posters to clean up.

[Tony Baloney]

Hardstation.

I do like cooking. Hate washing up.
Can we have a cook selects his least favourite poster to wash up etc?

Get the female posters to clean up.

That's a good point. Tyrone Girl and Maggie can earn their keep.

[muppet]

Right I'm starving so voting is closed.

We have two outright qualifiers: Evil Genius and Pints of Guinness.

Then we have three tied for two places: Olly, Hardstation & Nally Stand.

I propose to allow all 5 if they are bothered.

To win the Ulster Final they must publish a menu of as many courses as they like, with a narrative on each course & the beverages they will be serving each guest. We will then vote for a winner.

I will PM each nominee asking for their menu and I will publish it here as soon as I get it.

[pintsofguinness]

Don't watch this show so not sure how it goes but my menus is as follows:

As a starter we have a selection of wild berries picked from the English countryside. 


Followed by a delicious home made chicken and vegetable soup.


The main course will be a from a recipe passed down for generations, a traditional dish.


This will be followed by a choice of dessert, hand picked from the local supermarket



Dessert will be followed by cheese and crackers



The beverage served with the meal will be tap water.

[Olly]

The theme of my party is Irish Brokeback. Any dress wear related to the film is acceptable but needs an Irish touch like an aran sweater with arse-less cords.

Aperitif:

Freshly squashed carrot juice. The juice has been squashed with the thighs of 9 virgin plumbers from Gweedore. This is for Nally Stand who comes across like a handy man.




Starter:

Insect sushi. This is for Hardstation because he's from ANTrim



Dinner:

This is massive in Korea and I'd like to try it.

Cat Burger with red or brown sauce and chips with orange sauce. This is for PintsofGuinness especially the orange sauce.





Dessert:

Funny face banana surprise. This is for Evil Genius who I think has a funny face probably and a big banana springs to mind.



Drinks are all West Coast Coolers and Babychams.



Erasure and Pet Shop Boys on VH1.

[ziggysego]

  You're a mad man Olly 

[JUst retired]

Mad yes,but he could be the winner.

[Tony Baloney]

I had no breakfast and that pastie supper is making me extremely hungry!

You cooking the pastie supper or getting it from the chippie?

[Myles Na G.]

I had no breakfast and that pastie supper is making me extremely hungry!

You cooking the pastie supper or getting it from the chippie?

It's Come Dine With Me, not Come Dine With Raffo's.

[Nally Stand]

Limited internet access right now so afraid no pictures.

Starter: Live cat with melon on top, in honour of olly.

Main: Yellow snow. They say you shouldn't eat it but anything is nice if done just right. Served with spuds. Vegetarian tacos option for 'mexican' guests.

Dessert: Fresh salmonella semolina. Baked alaksa option for 'nordie' guests.

Drinks: Free bar. Anything less would be an insult.

Entertainment: A five hour Q&A session with Larry Reilly.

[lawnseed]

Limited internet access right now so afraid no pictures.

Starter: Live cat with melon on top, in honour of olly.

Main: Yellow snow. They say you shouldn't eat it but anything is nice if done just right. Served with spuds. Vegetarian tacos option for 'mexican' guests.

Dessert: Fresh salmonella semolina. Baked alaksa option for 'nordie' guests.

Drinks: Free bar. Anything less would be an insult.

Entertainment: A five hour Q&A session with Larry Reilly.

will you be having a collection for any retiring MLAs at your soiree

[Nally Stand]

Larry has made it quute clear that all donatons must go to him. I ain't arguing.

[mylestheslasher]

Did evil genius refuse to attend or did he march out before starters in the unionist tradition?

[Tony Baloney]

Did evil genius refuse to attend or did he march out before starters in the unionist tradition?

He only responds to threads that are in some way contentious. Someone needs to mention that the IRA won the war and the Brits left with their tails between their legs.