Election 2011 Offical Thread.

[GalwayBayBoy]

After warning of a military coup a few days ago Ned O'Keefee now has his eye on the Chinese.

Our thanks to reporter Brian Moore of the Avondhu newspaper in Mitchelstown for bringing us this update from Ned, who is doing the nation some service by keeping a beady eye on troop movements in the Far East. In the course of a wide-ranging interview on Cork local radio station C103, Deputy O'Keefe outlined the appalling vista facing Ireland at the moment: an invasion by the Chinese, followed by a takeover of the country.

"The blame for the problems we have is nothing to do with the banks. It is down purely and simply to politicians, the planners and the county councils," explained Ned, before turning to matters oriental.

"We have a foreigner in place telling us we should sell our banks and I don't want the Chinese coming in here. We had 800 years of English rule, if we let the Chinese in and give them a base here like they have in the Sudan and in other parts of Africa, then where will we be? "They would then probably take over the place with military bases and so on," declared The Mitchelstown Eagle – he's watching Beijing.

But why would the Chinese be interested in sending their troops over here? "It is the nature of their business, the Chinese are going to take over the world, they are a financial power and a military power as well." To bolster his theory, Ned went on to say that it has been proposed to sell AIB and the Bank of Ireland to Chinese banks. "I am totally opposed to that and I think every Irishman who has an understanding of the freedom of his country will see what the Chinese are up to." But as writer Moore notes, every cloud has a silver lining. Aren't the Chinese very fond of their pork? Good news there for Ned, passionate champion of the (processed) pig.

[LaurelEye]

Looks like he's made out of plastic.

He sounds like it too.

And I thought that "Bonkers" Bannon couldn't be outdone.

[LaurelEye]

After warning of a military coup a few days ago Ned O'Keefee now has his eye on the Chinese.

Our thanks to reporter Brian Moore of the Avondhu newspaper in Mitchelstown for bringing us this update from Ned, who is doing the nation some service by keeping a beady eye on troop movements in the Far East. In the course of a wide-ranging interview on Cork local radio station C103, Deputy O'Keefe outlined the appalling vista facing Ireland at the moment: an invasion by the Chinese, followed by a takeover of the country.

"The blame for the problems we have is nothing to do with the banks. It is down purely and simply to politicians, the planners and the county councils," explained Ned, before turning to matters oriental.

"We have a foreigner in place telling us we should sell our banks and I don't want the Chinese coming in here. We had 800 years of English rule, if we let the Chinese in and give them a base here like they have in the Sudan and in other parts of Africa, then where will we be? "They would then probably take over the place with military bases and so on," declared The Mitchelstown Eagle – he's watching Beijing.

But why would the Chinese be interested in sending their troops over here? "It is the nature of their business, the Chinese are going to take over the world, they are a financial power and a military power as well." To bolster his theory, Ned went on to say that it has been proposed to sell AIB and the Bank of Ireland to Chinese banks. "I am totally opposed to that and I think every Irishman who has an understanding of the freedom of his country will see what the Chinese are up to." But as writer Moore notes, every cloud has a silver lining. Aren't the Chinese very fond of their pork? Good news there for Ned, passionate champion of the (processed) pig.

拿我来说，欢迎我们的新中国霸主。

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Posted this already in the louth thread but will people actually vote for this man...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmZuKpLC1cs

Michael, they will, Michael, and everything else, Michael, I'm a businessman, Michael and everything else ...

  O dear Lord.

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Is it just me or have Fianna Fáil changed their colours to Blue. Are they trying to pretend they are Fine Gael, some of their posters are in traditional Fine Gael colour schemes.

Also are they having a competion to see who can hide the Fianna Fail Logo the best.

- Faces and Canidate names bigger on posters.
- Tiny FF logos, with tiny Fianna Fáil print or none.
- Posters in traditional Fine Gael colour schemes.
- Micheal Martin goes through entire 5 party leader debate without mentioning the word Fianna Fáil.

[Maguire01]

Posted this already in the louth thread but will people actually vote for this man...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmZuKpLC1cs

Did anyone catch the interviewer's name?

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Michéal Martin asked can he live on €230 a week, (She looked like she was about to rip him a new hole).


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKYmx6bI-vM

[lawnseed]

After warning of a military coup a few days ago Ned O'Keefee now has his eye on the Chinese.

Our thanks to reporter Brian Moore of the Avondhu newspaper in Mitchelstown for bringing us this update from Ned, who is doing the nation some service by keeping a beady eye on troop movements in the Far East. In the course of a wide-ranging interview on Cork local radio station C103, Deputy O'Keefe outlined the appalling vista facing Ireland at the moment: an invasion by the Chinese, followed by a takeover of the country.

"The blame for the problems we have is nothing to do with the banks. It is down purely and simply to politicians, the planners and the county councils," explained Ned, before turning to matters oriental.

"We have a foreigner in place telling us we should sell our banks and I don't want the Chinese coming in here. We had 800 years of English rule, if we let the Chinese in and give them a base here like they have in the Sudan and in other parts of Africa, then where will we be? "They would then probably take over the place with military bases and so on," declared The Mitchelstown Eagle – he's watching Beijing.

But why would the Chinese be interested in sending their troops over here? "It is the nature of their business, the Chinese are going to take over the world, they are a financial power and a military power as well." To bolster his theory, Ned went on to say that it has been proposed to sell AIB and the Bank of Ireland to Chinese banks. "I am totally opposed to that and I think every Irishman who has an understanding of the freedom of his country will see what the Chinese are up to." But as writer Moore notes, every cloud has a silver lining. Aren't the Chinese very fond of their pork? Good news there for Ned, passionate champion of the (processed) pig.

拿我来说，欢迎我们的新中国霸主。

once they hear we're in the european rapid force they'll back off

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

After warning of a military coup a few days ago Ned O'Keefee now has his eye on the Chinese.

Our thanks to reporter Brian Moore of the Avondhu newspaper in Mitchelstown for bringing us this update from Ned, who is doing the nation some service by keeping a beady eye on troop movements in the Far East. In the course of a wide-ranging interview on Cork local radio station C103, Deputy O'Keefe outlined the appalling vista facing Ireland at the moment: an invasion by the Chinese, followed by a takeover of the country.

"The blame for the problems we have is nothing to do with the banks. It is down purely and simply to politicians, the planners and the county councils," explained Ned, before turning to matters oriental.

"We have a foreigner in place telling us we should sell our banks and I don't want the Chinese coming in here. We had 800 years of English rule, if we let the Chinese in and give them a base here like they have in the Sudan and in other parts of Africa, then where will we be? "They would then probably take over the place with military bases and so on," declared The Mitchelstown Eagle – he's watching Beijing.

But why would the Chinese be interested in sending their troops over here? "It is the nature of their business, the Chinese are going to take over the world, they are a financial power and a military power as well." To bolster his theory, Ned went on to say that it has been proposed to sell AIB and the Bank of Ireland to Chinese banks. "I am totally opposed to that and I think every Irishman who has an understanding of the freedom of his country will see what the Chinese are up to." But as writer Moore notes, every cloud has a silver lining. Aren't the Chinese very fond of their pork? Good news there for Ned, passionate champion of the (processed) pig.

拿我来说，欢迎我们的新中国霸主。

once they hear we're in the european rapid force they'll back off

Sure Gerry has the contacts to get them to back off 

[lawnseed]

aye a least they'd know who gerry was. 

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

aye a least they'd know who gerry was. 

Mander! 

[lawnseed]

while we are laughing mayo dont forget that this o keefe guy was running the country this isnt funny and yer man louth manager is going to be running the country... we must have been bad hoors in previous life to deserve this shite

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

while we are laughing mayo dont forget that this o keefe guy was running the country this isnt funny and yer man louth manager is going to be running the country... we must have been bad hoors in previous life to deserve this shite

Well I don't quite see Mr. Fitzpatrick as front bench material just quite yet.

Maybe we where Roundheads in our last life. We do both claim to be Republicans after all     

[lawnseed]

did you know that king Charles II dug up Cromwell and hung him at tyburn for 3 years before dismembering him and sending his remains all over england. his head was sold to cambridge uni eventually where it is today on display now thats what i call hanging you crow..

while we are laughing mayo dont forget that this o keefe guy was running the country this isnt funny and yer man louth manager is going to be running the country... we must have been bad hoors in previous life to deserve this shite

Well I don't quite see Mr. Fitzpatrick as front bench material just quite yet.

Maybe we where Roundheads in our last life. We do both claim to be Republicans after all     

[mylestheslasher]

Michéal Martin asked can he live on €230 a week, (She looked like she was about to rip him a new hole).


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKYmx6bI-vM

And he was looking for the nearest emergency exit. You know Kenny might get criticism for not being statesman like but it is in conversations like that he excels, he is a much warmer person one to one. Martin showed his true colours there, not willing to confront the great unwashed.