Ziggy's Caption Competition No. 616

[ziggysego]

[Orior]

Ma'am	"Bryansford was robbed so they were"
Arsewipe	"No way, Burren deserved to win"
Ma'am	"Ah feck off"
Arsewipe	"So why are you wearing that hat made of fox fur, Ma'am?"
Ma'am	"I told Charley that I was going to UTV and he said wear the fox hat"

[Kerry Mike]

I always said there were a shower of c**ts over Tyrone.

[ONeill]

I always said there were a shower of c**ts over Tyrone.

[ziggysego]

I always said there were a shower of c**ts over Tyrone.

[Shamrock Shore]

Using Google Streetview I can place you, using the bluescreen, outside Martin McGuinness's house in Derry....oh, heee hee hee, sorry Londonderry!

Sorry Mawm??? .....no Maaaaartin McGuinness.....deputy first mininster.......you know......Peter Robinson's....yes ..you know the chap. No, he's not here. Down with a bit of a dose I believe...yes it is going around....must be careful.......I'm sure he sends his apologies.

[Dougal Maguire]

Ma'am    " Am I the first Queen to stand in this studio"

Arsewipe   "Not at all your gracious royal highness Julian Simmons comes in here every weekend'

[armaghniac]