Dunphy is a skinny, little RAT. Dunphy explains and has a dig at Hunt !

Started by orangeman, October 13, 2009, 10:31:11 AM

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haranguerer

Quote from: JohnDenver on October 13, 2009, 10:50:05 AM
Quote from: bingobus on October 13, 2009, 10:40:51 AM
Well Dunphy can dish it out, see if he can take it.

I'll assume that Hunt will be an below average footballer now and will be nailed on numerous occasions. I'd expect Dunphy to bring up the Cech incident and comment on Hunts intentions in it.

Hunt has it right.

What was he before this incident?

Dunphy is just tellin it the way it is.  He'll not have any splinters in his arse like a few of you's boys   ;)

:D :D :D

In england they build them up and then knock them down - much more cruel imo than just keeping them on the ground in the first place...

redhugh

I'm not a great Dunphy fan, I think he tries to be controversial in order to get people talking about him. I'd say he's laughing his hole off and relishing the attention.

Main Street

Quote from: orangeman on October 13, 2009, 11:23:13 AM
I enjoy Dunphy to be honest probably becuse I'm not really a soccer fan -  but it's great entertainment when he's on  - the show would be a lot poorer if he wasn't on it.

Hook is of a similar mind set on the rugby.

At least you are honest.
It has nothing to do with the sport.
Dunphy appeals to football morons whose taste in entertainment is rather brainless.


Rav67

Dunphy called R Ferdinand a "tr**p" did he not and gave plenty of personal abuse out about C Ronaldo, Niall Quinn etc.  So he's got to expect that personal abuse will be thrown his way.  Fair play to Hunt, its alright for us we can sit and laugh at teh shite he comes out with but it must be hurtful for the players who have worked hard all campaign and have to listen to his crap when they have done so well.

HowAreYeGettinOn

I always thought Dunphy was like one of those funny loudmouths you'd meet in a pub. You know, the guy who poses as the straight talker, chest out, cutting through the bullsh1t, saying the 'unsayable'. Highly entertaining until you realise that it's not insight he's after, it's attention.

On Saturday night, for example, Souness was trying to point out that Italy were two strikers short of being a serious team. Dunphy cut across him with 'no they're not, they're the worst Italian team ever'. Less than two minutes later he was working himself into an orgasmic state telling Bill what a great player Pirlo was (but only because Giles said it first, naturally).

Both of these contradictory views were delivered with with the usual loud, blunt bluster. Looking for attention.

He must be a very insecure man, despite all the money he's made out of being an entertaining loudmouth. And it's funny at this stage to watch him trip over himself deferring to John, agreeing (too much) with John, lauding John as a 'great player' etc. etc. Giles may be sour and hard to impress, but at least he's calm, insightful and fairly consistent.

Farrandeelin

Does anybody apart from myself not agree with Dunphy though! Ireland had the lead with 3 (THREE) minutes to go and let it slip. It was shameful if you ask me...
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thewobbler

Farrandeelin, Ireland probably should have seen out the win, but if every team of average footballers was capable of playing complete shut-out football then the games just wouldn't be worth attending. I'd credit the Italians with a brilliant breakaway goal consisting of three perfect passes.

Dunphy though, who spent most of his life as a mediocre footballer, should have a better understanding of just how much effort it takes for mediocre players to compete with classy players. Instead of hammering Ireland as disgraceful, the truth about that match is that Ireland drew with a team infinitely better than them. That deserves credit.



Main Street

Quote from: Farrandeelin on October 13, 2009, 02:03:23 PM
Does anybody apart from myself not agree with Dunphy though! Ireland had the lead with 3 (THREE) minutes to go and let it slip. It was shameful if you ask me...
Not to hold onto that lead was pathetic yes.
The performance to go one up with 3 minutes to go was not shameful.
Dunphy called the whole performance shameful.

Dunphy even started arguing against the selection of OShea as eircom MOTM and arguing with Souness over a point that Souness had actually agreed with him on. Dunphy has clown value for morons.

blewuporstuffed

Quote from: HowAreYeGettinOn on October 13, 2009, 01:55:51 PM
I always thought Dunphy was like one of those funny loudmouths you'd meet in a pub. You know, the guy who poses as the straight talker, chest out, cutting through the bullsh1t, saying the 'unsayable'. Highly entertaining until you realise that it's not insight he's after, it's attention.

On Saturday night, for example, Souness was trying to point out that Italy were two strikers short of being a serious team. Dunphy cut across him with 'no they're not, they're the worst Italian team ever'. Less than two minutes later he was working himself into an orgasmic state telling Bill what a great player Pirlo was (but only because Giles said it first, naturally).

Both of these contradictory views were delivered with with the usual loud, blunt bluster. Looking for attention.

He must be a very insecure man, despite all the money he's made out of being an entertaining loudmouth. And it's funny at this stage to watch him trip over himself deferring to John, agreeing (too much) with John, lauding John as a 'great player' etc. etc. Giles may be sour and hard to impress, but at least he's calm, insightful and fairly consistent.
very good assessment
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On Luis Garcia:
"They (Liverpool) should put Garcia where he belongs - in the
dustbin."

On Djibril Cisse:
"here we have Cisse, right wing, attempts to put in a cross,BANG...hits the full back, again BANG hits the full back, BANG...offthe full back again, and once more, BANG...smacks the full back
again....
Millions of euro and he
can't clear the first man, I mean...what's he trying to do to the full
back here, Kill him??"

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"Kewell should have been yanked off the pitch at half time and put in
a hot bath, a boiling hot bath."
"Fat and a clown. A fat clown for all to see."

On Rio Ferdinand:
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always a liability. It was Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink against Rio
Ferdinand of Barclays Bank."
"a tr**p"

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"If Rio Ferdinand is worth £100,000 a week, then this guy is worth
EUR100 million . . . . . a day"

On Liam Brady (After Ireland lost a two goal lead against Holland in
1983):
"He is often looked on as a great player. He is nothing of the kind.
His performance on Wednesday was a disgrace, a monument to conceit
adorned with vanity and self-indulgence, rendered all the more
objectional by the swagger of his gait. He was deemed by many
observers to have had a splendid game."

On Niall Quinn:
"I'm not gonna address the Niall Quinn agenda, Niall Quinn is a creep"
"The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa"

On Barcelona:
"After watching Watford against Manchester City last night that was
like a bubblebath. It was beautiful."

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"ha, ha, ha, that's the first time you'll see sex between 2 men live
on the BBC"

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"You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers."

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the way Ronaldo "clicks his heels", is the "most wicked thing in the
game."
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eejit."

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"Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John
out of his seat."

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"Carrick was signed for Spurs a few years back for £3m. That's the
level he is at. He is a nothing player. He is one-paced. He doesn't
have the personality to always get on the ball like a United player
should. "

Before the Liverpool .v. Real Betis game at Anfield when Roy Keane
announced his retirement from football Bill O'Herlihy stated that in
the column about Roy a journalist called him a thug. Dunphy continued
roaring at Bill asking him who's column it was. Bill replied it was on
the back page of the Sunday Times. "Look at it" he told Eamon. Eamon
still pestered him asking who wrote it. Bill replied "I can't remember
his name".
Eamon continued saying:
"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and
left his wife for a young one".

On about the Fergie V Strachen feud:
Eamon: "Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are
horrid.
Bill: "The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism".
Eamon: "Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill".

On the stubborn climate which exists in the board room at Real Madrid:

"Bill, Bill... those directors over there are on another planet.
They're on mushrooms or something...THEY'RE ON ACID BILL!!!"

On John Hartson:
'Bill, Hartson is not a 7million pound player....its a disgrace, a
shambles!
This is the state of football today Bill. I have a clip here of why
Hartson is NOT a £7million player....Roll it there Bill!
(literally 1 second in to
the clip) OKAY, HOLD IT THERE BILL!!! (draws a circle around Hartson's
arse) Bill, that is NOT the arse of a £7million player!''



GBXII

 :D some of those comments by Dunphy are hilarious and actually quite articulate as well but every now and then he goes to far, Saturday being a prime example. He needs to be told off and given a right kick up the arse. To say Irelands performance was shameful is a disgracefull comment in itself. Ireland are a completely inferior team to Italy footballing wise and for Ireland to get a result against a team like that they would have to be very disciplined and have a huge workrate. And thats what Ireland were like..their level of hunger was very admirable. Hunt was right to say what he did about Dunphy.. 

Declan

Some of those from Eamo are classic and right on the money

nrico2006

QuoteIf Dunphys ok to hand out personal abuse like that then he should be able to take personal abuse back, fair play to Hunt I say. He is skinny, he does kinda look like a rat, fair enough comment

Agreed, I just think Hunt could have come up with something better.  Dunne is an embarassment to the nation in my eyes, when you see him on TV he just looks like a tr**p.  Its the 21st Century yet he looks like someone who would be better placed in a bookies in Donemana in 1972.  He offers no credible insight into matches he is supposedly providing analysis on, and further embarasses himself when on one of his crusades against a player(s).  Ronaldo was his prime target for years and it got pretty embarassing with Dunphy saying he was a terrible footballer week in week out over the past 2 years he had at United.  He also makes a regular attack on Roy Keane, yet 3/4 years ago used to lick his backside every week, what happened there again?  Its a disgrace and shame that there is people within RTE who would pay such a fool close to 1 million euro a year.  He never shuts up about Andy Reid yet never provides adequate reasons why the fella carried 2 stone with him throughout his career - he lost the weight in the summer and Dunphy reckons he deserves a medal.  It doesn't say much about Reids attitude pre summer 2009.  The Irish Star on Monday has another fool writing for it in the shape of Pat Dolan - some of the stuff he comes out with is almost as bad.
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stew

Quote from: the colonel on October 13, 2009, 11:14:59 AM
Quote from: SLIGONIAN on October 13, 2009, 10:59:30 AM
I not a huge Dunphy, but calling someone a skinny little rat is poor IMO. No one ever criticised any of these players personnally just there football performance. Calling Dunphy that is personal and I think uncalled for. Criticising Dunphys analysis would be better.

I like the fact that they aren't scared to say what they think, rather than just sitting there all nice like the BBC and Sky, however do you not remember Dunphy getting personal over the Keane leaving Utd saga, in which he announced an English journalist had no right to question Keane cos the fella left his wife and kids and ran off with 'a young one' as he announced on live TV, far worse than what anyone has ever said about Dunphy.

Dunphy had a vested interest in Keane, they had a 'bromance' going on for a while because all Dunphy did was kiss Keane's arse for many years, Keane could do nothing wrong and that quote about little, although factually correct was unprofessional, emotional and was deviod of any semblance of journalistic integrity.

I wonder what his view of Keane is nowadays?  :-\
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orangeman

On John Hartson:
'Bill, Hartson is not a 7million pound player....its a disgrace, a
shambles!
This is the state of football today Bill. I have a clip here of why
Hartson is NOT a £7million player....Roll it there Bill!
(literally 1 second in to
the clip) OKAY, HOLD IT THERE BILL!!! (draws a circle around Hartson's
arse) Bill, that is NOT the arse of a £7million player!''



Pure class !

;)