GAA Board Confession

[Cúig huaire]

I cleaned my ass with a toothbrush belonging to guy who had close encounters with my wife and he still hasn't noticed.

He noticed your wife 

[Minder]

I bought a new toothbrush the other day

[gerry]

your safe enough zap nearly sure she was not yours unless your a fermanagh man and a prod at that

[Zapatista]

So he tanked your missus and you wiped your hole with his toothbrush?

He tanked your missus.

your safe enough zap nearly sure she was not yours unless your a fermanagh man and a prod at that

I am!! I'm not married though.

[Aerlik]

I shot J.R.

[illdecide]

I got that drunk one night in Belfast that i made my way to the BOT and got raped by several Mucksavages after agreeing to go back to their flat.

They tied me up and played spin the bottle to see who's turn it was to remove whatever dignity i had left. One of them actually soiled on top of me and said she wished she could have been a "Hunger Striker" as she loved spreading dung...At least no-one on the board knows who i am

[redhugh]

When living in the holylands as a student my mate pished in my bed  after a drunken night out so I slept in his. I awoke in the morning with his girlfriend at the time lying in the bed next to me.She must have thought that I was him and started to grind into me...........I did'nt stop her,and we erm.. well ye know yourself.She fell into a post jiggy slumber and I sneaked out of the room and went to work.When I got home the two of them were having a huge row .He did'nt want to tell  her he'd pished my bed so he told her he'd stayed at a friends.She did'nt tell him a thing but they broke up shortly after. I saw her at a wedding about 4 years ago and she asked about that night! I shit my pants but told her the truth. She told me that the mirror opposite had betrayed my identity, and that she'd known the whole time.

[Ulster Exile]

I once made love to a girl from Longford..............
Oh the shame....

And where was she?

[illdecide]

When living in the holylands as a student my mate pished in my bed  after a drunken night out so I slept in his. I awoke in the morning with his girlfriend at the time lying in the bed next to me.She must have thought that I was him and started to grind into me...........I did'nt stop her,and we erm.. well ye know yourself.She fell into a post jiggy slumber and I sneaked out of the room and went to work.When I got home the two of them were having a huge row .He did'nt want to tell  her he'd pished my bed so he told her he'd stayed at a friends.She did'nt tell him a thing but they broke up shortly after. I saw her at a wedding about 4 years ago and she asked about that night! I shit my pants but told her the truth. She told me that the mirror opposite had betrayed my identity, and that she'd known the whole time.

I like that story...cool.

I think the student story's are the best around that Belfast...That Nail Loney, Corn 02 and Chralie Stubbs guys had some story's to tell about their student lives

[leenie]

i had a very random and strange dream last night.

myself, friends and a few other gaaboard posters were in a place that was a cross between lough derg and the gaeltacht....

twas very strange.....

[TacadoirArdMhacha]

i had a very random and strange dream last night.

myself, friends and a few other gaaboard posters were in a place that was a cross between lough derg and the gaeltacht....

twas very strange.....

Hell?

[pintsofguinness]

I had steak for my dinner, well done and covered in red sauce, it's the way I like it.

[blewuporstuffed]

i had a very random and strange dream last night.

myself, friends and a few other gaaboard posters were in a place that was a cross between lough derg and the gaeltacht....

twas very strange.....

Hell?

[leenie]

i had a very random and strange dream last night.

myself, friends and a few other gaaboard posters were in a place that was a cross between lough derg and the gaeltacht....

twas very strange.....

and three of the male posters were sharing a bed!

[Farrandeelin]

Who???