Ziggy's all new, better than Muppet's, Caption Competition

[ziggysego]

[longrunsthefox]

Poots and the gang waiting for Nelson McCausland outside Croke Park as they prepare to re-enact  Bloody Sunday 1920.

[Sandino]

Poots say he will be glad to attend the Pride Parade inBelfast!

[filthydog]

Is that a gun in your pocket Mr Poots or are you just happy to see me?

[johnneycool]

"Right, where's that wee fat f**k Nolan now?"

[Doogie Browser]

Can someone ask Paul Berry if he wants to hold my weapon for me.

[Orior]

Hoots mon, there a loose Poots, who likes to shoot.

[muppet]

My Willie is scarier than Ziggy's.