The Offical Glasgow Celtic thread

[fred the red]

Lads, I feel that I should give you fair and adequate notice that I have been selected as the subject of  the "What Celtic means to me" weekly feature in the Celtic View.

More details forthcoming, I don't want anyone to miss this

is it gonna be a double page spread?

[T Fearon]

fcuk off ya cnut ya

[lynchbhoy]

this should be good Tony !

[T Fearon]

It will be , I've poured my heart out on this one.

By the way, not on the same feature, but there's a great interview with Rod Stewart in this week's View.He really is a dyed in the wool Celt and the sincerity comes across very well.

[Croí na hÉireann]

Did u tell them it means more than supporting Spuds? I think I know the answer to that question...

[The Real Laoislad]

Punters bet on football legend Gazza's death


It may be a grave situation, but for many punters it's a dead cert - members of an internet fan forum are taking bets on when England football legend Paul Gascoigne is going to die.

Gascoigne, known to millions as Gazza, has had very public issues with alcohol and mental health problems since he quit the game.

But now, supporters of Scottish club Celtic - the bitter rivals of Rangers, a club Gazza once played for - have invented a sinister betting game when participants can guess the time of his death. The game appeared on the 'Huddleboard' website after the latest lurid story involving Gazza, who once took centre stage at World Cup 90 and Euro 96, reported that he had drunk a bottle of whiskey for breakfast.

The British 'Daily Star' newspaper published some of the bets being taken:

Benedicts11 wrote: "I give him three months," while MartyBhoy believed it would be "nine months". AyrshireCSC said: "On the Queen's birthday. They can both go. What a day that would be!"

Why is Gascoigne such a target for Celtic fans? Well, not only did he star for Rangers, but he is also English.

While the Celtic fans giggle over the betting, Gazza's nearest and dearest are understandably shocked. A friend told the Daily Star: "It's unbelievable. He [Paul] has gone through a rough time, as everyone knows. That's really kicking a man when he's down. Paul needs support, not sick b*****ds who want to push him into an early grave. I hope they rot in hell."




Classy 

[Rav67]

Thehuddleboard is full of immature wankers so that doesn't surprise me.

About Maloney, I thought he stretched them in the 1st half but was anonymous in the 2nd which was why he got subbed.

Tony- how'd you get that gig anyway?  I'm in Bournemouth so nowhere round here will be selling the View, I'll get someone at home to buy it though.  When will that edition be in all reputable newsagents?

[lynchbhoy]

the huddleboard is also known as 'the followboard' as many of its users behaviour was akin to the neanderthal denizens from rangers follow follow website.

was on the huddleboard for a while about 7/8 years ago when it was full of decent folks. then the scum element arrived and many including myself left.

its a non story anyhow, so people speculate on when certain folks are going to die ...george best, oliver reed, shane mcgowan etc etc no one bats an eyelid then ...
why so for ex soccer player, substance abuser and wife beater gazza ?

[T Fearon]

Rav67, I will let you know when the issue appears, and will even sign a copy for you

Gazza wasn't the worst to wear the Huns jersey. He tells a story in his book about keeping Pope John Paul II waiting for a private audience, as he was delayed in traffic in Rome. Also didn't he walk into a Rangers bar in New York wearing a Celtic jersey once

I heard a story a while back, a guy was on the radio and said he had set up a website called Coffindodgers, in which participants had to guess in the correct order when well known people would die and the more unexpected the death the more points you got. He even mentioned the fact that Alex Higgins wouldn't get you a big pile of points Sad Sick and demented (the website owner not Higgins)

[Orior]

Good result for Celtic today. Bonus seeing owc wonderboy Laverty tripping his own team mate.

[Gaoth Dobhair Abu]

No match this weekend, so a little light relief:


Q: What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common?
A: They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap.



Dick Advocat was caught for speeding on his way to Murray Park today. "I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned



Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't matter, cos they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.



Alex McLeish was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.
Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.



Barry 'the Bazman' Ferguson walks into a bar with a pile of dog crap in his hand and says to the bartender...'Look what I nearly trod in!!'



Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!



Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.






Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.



There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...




Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.



Q: What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common?
A: They're both a complete pain in the arse and never seem to go away completely



Q: What do Beckham and Rangers FC both have in common?
A: Both got F***ked by Victoria



Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?
A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.



Edit: have taken two of the jokes out as someone may take offense at them.

[lynchbhoy]

Gazza sectioned under Mental health act and sent to institution for retards with no chance of recovery.
"we're glad to have him back" said walter smith.


David blaine was gutted last Sunday to hear his 44 day record for doing fcuk all in a box was smashed by a nine month effort by glasgow rangers


prince harry was on the front line for 10 weeks without anyone noticing, claude darcheville of rangers says he knows exactly how he feels


what does a rangers fan do after his team win the uefa cup?
Switches off the playstation and goes to bed !

[Stalin]

McCourt v Aberdeen reserves. Thought u might like this Rav67 

[Rav67]

McCourt v Aberdeen reserves. Thought u might like this Rav67 

[Rav67]

Lucky enough to scrape a win today, especially considering how biased the ref was.  ICT constantly hacked Aiden and Robson without getting booked, then he goes and plays 7 mins injury time when it should have been about 3, and they nearly score at the end of it.  Skippy was pish and it looks as if he's gonna start up front on his todd against Man ure on Tuesday.  I fear a 2 or 3 goal drubbing at that one,and I'm gonna be in the fuckin Stretford End for it!