Where is the Quickest Mass?

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

Which charity can one donate to with the smallest amount that will still be considered a donation?

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

How little can one bend the knee in Mass for it still to be considered a genuflection?

[Puckoon]

I think they call it a courtsey in the commonwealth FoSB.

[Puckoon]

As do all the altar boys. Its bate into them from a young age.

[maggie]

It was the oul double knee genuflection tonight. 

[tyrone exile]

who says im a man and who says im not from belfast you t**t

Are you a woman from Belfast?

[ziggysego]

who says im a man and who says im not from belfast you t**t

Are you a woman from Belfast?

MUCKSAVAGE!!!!

[Hereiam]

my gos you some miserable shower of b**tards. such bitterness on a topic like this go forbid any one starts an 'Easiest way to drown kittens ' thread
plastic bag with some stones  in maybe?

We used to a have a black barrel in the yard for holding water, I used to throw them into that, took them a while but got the job done. 

[GalwayBayBoy]

Back when I was an innocent alter boy the local parish priest said mass in 20 minutes. Was brilliant.

Of course it emerged a few years later than that he was slipping the housemaid a length. No wonder he was in such a rush home.

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

Of course it emerged a few years later than that he was slipping the housemaid a length.

A case of 'from a short Mass to a long mass'!

[ziggysego]

Back when I was an innocent alter boy the local parish priest said mass in 20 minutes. Was brilliant.

Of course it emerged a few years later than that he was slipping the housemaid a length. No wonder he was in such a rush home.

[Gaoth Dobhair Abu]

Back when I was an innocent alter boy the local parish priest said mass in 20 minutes. Was brilliant.

Of course it emerged a few years later than that he was slipping the housemaid a length. No wonder he was in such a rush home.

But sure isn't that alway's the way, how many times I've heard of those damn pesky Priests taking the young women folk from their parishes!       
Worst still their not letting the local lads have a chance.

[Gaoth Dobhair Abu]

Back when I was an innocent alter boy the local parish priest said mass in 20 minutes. Was brilliant.

Of course it emerged a few years later than that he was slipping the housemaid a length. No wonder he was in such a rush home.

Btw was Casey his name? 

Always sounds good on the internet - if you have an accusation (no spell check) to make then how about naming him!

[Aerlik]

Where are you from Tiberius?

Romanesque-sounding name, along with you moniker....hmmmm, I'm theorising here....

[mrsandman]

Anybody take a scoot to mass last night so see a lock of men getting there dorty feet washed? Same boys every year...