A. Hardy & Sons - Licensed Vintners, No underage gobshites please!

[Hurler on the Bitch]

"Here, fill her up again.  ... A word in private there boss if you don't mind? ................... Listen, see that woman from the camp up the road? Well she was hanging about at the side last night when I came out. Well, you know what its like on the way home and ye have a few shillin in yer pockets - you know the score. I mean, whats the harm in it?

So anyway, she takes me round the back of Shane's butchers and ........ ................. .......................... ............................... No joke - Every Last Feckin Drop!!!!

So I goes on me way and sure enough I gets in and isnt me feckin wallet gone!!! Look, I ve no money on me tonight so if you could see your way to giving me tick until Sarday, I 'll see you right ....! Feckin dorty huare! Last time I go near that type etc etc ""   

[Square Ball]

any live entertainment on at the weekend?

[Hurler on the Bitch]

any live entertainment on at the weekend?

Shhhhhhh! Feck sake, keep it down. Lookat, rap the side door at about one tomorrow morn - good stuff on the cards. Yer recall that fella Murphy - him that was in Thailand last year who tole the yarn about the wan firing a ping pong ball from her thing? Well, it seems that there's this wan from the Road who can do the same with a wet sliotar! Fecking seein is believing. Yer man is putting a basketball hoop under the TV and yer wans gonna go for five in a row from the back of the bar. Don't tell anyone ye hear? Two euro entrance fee - all goin to Trocaire apparently.

[Hardy]

Billy!

[LeoMc]

Just stoppin fro a couple a bottles a stout as I have the Massey running outside.

Have ye done the place up?
That looks like fresh masking tape on the stools.

[Hurler on the Bitch]

Just stoppin fro a couple a bottles a stout as I have the Massey running outside.

Have ye done the place up?
That looks like fresh masking tape on the stools.

No! Just leave the stools in the Jacks!

[sammymaguire]

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Any chance of the cure round here??

Jeez that smell is making me ill

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

The urinal is overflowing again, ffs, its like Bangladesh after a Monsoon in there.

[Lar Naparka]

Would ya ever take a look in the snug there like a good man and see what me missus and the mother-in-law is wanting.
I'd say the boos will do nicely with a cup of Irel coffee and a handful of Marietta biscuits. The oul' battleaxe will take a large Sandemans port I'd be swearin'.  Ah, shure I'll have a wee Paddy and a bottle of stout  for the chaser as per usual.

[lawnseed]

great fire..  you cant beat the ash for the heat especially if its dry, i'll try a shandy still early, some fecker broke the mirror off the car last night.. dear night out..

[lawnseed]

jeez thats some mess in japan.. pint please mr.hardy

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

Sorry lads, already a bit loaded. 'Tis some walk to here down the quays, ne'er a bleedin' taxi in sight!

An oul pint there bartender, if it wouldn't be a mind to you!

Still, mustn't grumble, except that have you copped that egregious yoke with her fluorescent knickers hanging out from the telegraph pole down the road? Would put the sufferings of Sisyphus in the shade!

[Hurler on the Bitch]

great fire..  you cant beat the ash for the heat especially if its dry, i'll try a shandy still early, some fecker broke the mirror off the car last night.. dear night out..

Great fire indeed. You remember yer man who died last year? him with the glass eye? Jeyes, he had some spit on him! Nearly put that fire out with his 'pavement omlettes'. Still, another pint there Seamus. Nah, a fresh glass if you don't mind. When are you lockin the door for your woman who can fire the sliotars out of her f...y?

[Milltown Row2]

Aye set me up with another bottle of red please, had to leave my house, well i think it is. Was watching Memento and everything is in reverse!!!

[lawnseed]

Aye set me up with another bottle of red please, had to leave my house, well i think it is. Was watching Memento and everything is in reverse!!!

that show'd give you a pain in the head, tg4's showing arma beating kerry stick it on now thats a momento