A. Hardy & Sons - Licensed Vintners, No underage gobshites please!

[Billys Boots]

4/8 - Ludermor. 

[ludermor]

Added another one Abi Clancy?

[Billys Boots]

Still 4/8. 

[Billys Boots]

Jaysus, if I put on the fire will ye make an effort?

[Declan]

Howya lads - just a swift pint there please. Runoff me feet these last few days.

Jaysus scary when the only arse I recognise is the Boss!!!

Sportsperson a swimmer - Sharon Davies?? - again showing the old age

[Billys Boots]

No cigar Declan, Sharon Davies had a far nicer asset than that one.  You'll be very surprised at the answer to that one.

[Dinny Breen]

Billy,

Just popped in to see is it true the Whipping Boys are playing here next week?

Dinny

[Billys Boots]

A bit contrary to quiet contemplation, Dinny; we might have some pan-pipes on Wednesday night.

[WeAreBlueWeAreWhite]

What makes the guys posting on this thread any less of a gobshite than the fella's who posted on the threads that some on here who have a holier than thou attitude too. If anything grown men pretending to be in a pub and ordering drinks and talking about putting sticks on a fire have far more of a immaturity problem than a few youngfella's boasting about their sexual conquests. At least the youngfella's have a chance to grow out of it, the same can't be said for a few of the guys on here who seem to have such a high opinion of themselves.

[muppet]

4/8 - Ludermor. 

*Lid rises slowly on turf bunker.........Muppet climbs out*

Morning all. Pint please Billy.

WTF did I not have Branjolina and Palm Eile in addition to Billary and you only gave me one (pardon the pun in case Father Panguban hears).

[SidelineKick]

What makes the guys posting on this thread any less of a gobshite than the fella's who posted on the threads that some on here who have a holier than thou attitude too. If anything grown men pretending to be in a pub and ordering drinks and talking about putting sticks on a fire have far more of a immaturity problem than a few youngfella's boasting about their sexual conquests. At least the youngfella's have a chance to grow out of it, the same can't be said for a few of the guys on here who seem to have such a high opinion of themselves.

Very well put.  Lads I'm afraid to tell ye but its actually cringe-worthy reading some of the things on this.  Perhaps you should delete the thread and pick up whatever dignity you all have left 

[muppet]

What makes the guys posting on this thread any less of a gobshite than the fella's who posted on the threads that some on here who have a holier than thou attitude too. If anything grown men pretending to be in a pub and ordering drinks and talking about putting sticks on a fire have far more of a immaturity problem than a few youngfella's boasting about their sexual conquests. At least the youngfella's have a chance to grow out of it, the same can't be said for a few of the guys on here who seem to have such a high opinion of themselves.

Very well put.  Lads I'm afraid to tell ye but its actually cringe-worthy reading some of the things on this.  Perhaps you should delete the thread and pick up whatever dignity you all have left 

Billy! Can you get the lads 2 big bottles of shut the f*ck up....please?

[Rois]

Right Billy, it's Friday night and I've had to put my bottle of Pouilly Fume in a hip flask and smuggle in.  Could you turn a blind eye and give me a wine glass with that whiskey please. 

[Kerry Mike]

Knock knock Knock

Billy 'tis me , yerra am I too late for a pint, going to Croke Park tomorrow and the throat is dry from the nerves and the excitement.

[Donagh]

Here Billy let us in - just wanna pickup them club lottos I left behind the bar last night... hic...