A. Hardy & Sons - Licensed Vintners, No underage gobshites please!

[heganboy]

my heads as rough as a badger's arse,
any chance of a pint bottle of magners and a glass with ice?

[Treasurer]

I may stay away from this thread.  Drinking hot whiskys last night and now I'm longing for an ice cold Bulmers...... *sigh*

[Billys Boots]

OK, no pushing at the back there.

Here we go - there are 8 pictures, put a name to each arse.  There are also 8 clues, but they're not 'attached' to the relevant picture.  No guessing, one entry for each customer.

Clues:
In the environment that made this person famous.
Would usually be wearing less clothes, professionally.
Not as successful as their spouse.
Magic.
Flake, but not Cadbury's.
Has adopted half of Africa, apparently.
Check the sitting room.
Sligo's finest.

Pic. 1


Pic. 2


Pic. 3


Pic. 4


Pic. 5


Pic. 6


Pic. 7


Pic. 8

[Billys Boots]

Jaysus, ye're feckin hopeless - this is real contemplative stuff.  C'mon now.

[brokencrossbar1]

I am having difficulty concentrating on the others after seeing the wonderful Aine's arse in picture 5

[muppet]

3. Is it Billary?

1. Branjolina?

5. Debbie?

2. Is it Brian Lenihan running out of the Dáil?

Sorry I ceased being able to count properly after Billy's Smirnoff promotion of 2005. 

[muppet]

2. Boris?

8. Palm Eile?

6. If that is an axe in the hand it can only be.........Treas

[Puckoon]

I dont know, but Ill categorically state a desire to sit beside #4.

[Billys Boots]

Good man muppet, at least you're making an effort.  1/7, if that's your last attempt. 

I forgot to mention the prizes:

1st prize - a year's subscription to the local S&M club
2nd prize - a 'season' ticket to St. Eunuch's GAA club championship matches
3rd prize - two 'season' tickets to St. Eunuch's GAA club championship matches

[Puckoon]

Its almost going on 11 boys - isnt it time for the anthem?

We played that earlier to get it out of the road and have a good run of the pints.

Thats like that line from D'unbelieveables, ill dig it out here.

"She said we'd have a clear run of the day - so we'd the dinner this morning at half 8."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC6kcDYOPls&feature=related

[Kerry Mike]

hardy night out there again men, yerra will it ever end. pint of stout there Billy.

Is Muppet asleep agin this evening, jaysus he's an awful man for the sup and the 14 childer at home be his poor wife and the clothes falling off the creaturs.

I see you've the auld photos out again Billy. I forgot me specs at home this evening but will give it a lash.

Grand pint Billy,

No 1 looks the spit of school teacher Maire Treasa O'Reilly , she was an extra in the filum Ryans Daughter , twas taken back in Inch beach during a casting session, The man is Robert Mitchum, jaysus lads but he was a great actor..

Another pint there Billy , tis yourself Tommy, Billy throw on one there for Tommy too.

Uibhir a Dó , Billy would that be the bould O'Neill being ran out of the convent when he used to hop in over the wall at lunch time to catch a glimpse of Maire Treasa.

Good man Tommy tis the way you tell them.

3 would that be our local Chairman Timmy Pat and his good wife Betty, I'm not sure but think it was taken during their honnymoon in Rosslare in 1933.

Ah go on so Tommy yerra twist my arm, shure one more wont do any harm.

Where are we now Billy, 4 is it. Ah now for f**ks sake lads would you look at the arse on that and the price of turnips............ Hould on I think I have it sussed, is it Sister Agnes before she got the calling, god forbid me but she can fill out a habit well, Isn't that right lads.

Good man Tommy , good health.

Number 5 I think we're at, no Tommy that not Beatrice Maloney, ah jaysus you should know she has that birthmark above the knee, never seen her in shorts or a skirt , but you've seen it Tommy havent you. Go on you good thing Tommy No I think and i might be wrong here, is it her younger sister Nora, you know the one who used to work in the drapery before she went off to England.

6 - It it himself, the hairdresser, Christopher Murphy?  Tommy what do you think ? Jaysus you'd be walking with your arse to the wall with him around and he'd put talk into a bottle for you.

Good Man Timmy Pat you'll have a pint, you're keeping well since the hip gave out on you, Tommy you too ? Billy three of you finest. We were looking at your good self here Tim in the photos, the years have been good to herself, pity we cant say the same about you Timmy,  I hear the plastic hip is a great job , they say you'll knock 20 years out of it. What time are the Juniors out on Sunday ?

Give us a hand here with number 7, Timmy Pat, I'd say thats Martin Murphy, you knew his father Paddy, or Pat the baker as he is known abouts, that was the year the young buck jumped up on the stage down at Feile and him full of Smithwicks and brought shame on his familty and the whole parish. Look at him now at the end of the bar dreaming into his pint about his 10 seconds of fame.

And finally will you look at Siobhan O'Connell the lovely chef from the Hotel in number 8, she is cleaning up after the f**king dog again, he would shit 24 hours a day if he could her heart is broken by him. She has a lonely auld life though except for that dog  Tommy, tis many a man has tried but as you say yourself Tommy she might be one of those lesbonons or what ever you call them.

Good man Billy here you go, will you throw a few sods on the fire, the cold if fierce i hope there is none of that fecking music tonight.

[lynchbhoy]

jaysus , how drunk am I now
am seeing bare arses all round the place
is it a fr jack moment, have I turned into him
feck, another pint there chief

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

How's it going lads, sorry about shouting at ye all the other night, but when I said next door I meant half a mile down the road, just beyond the corner there, just beyond Mad Johnny the Farmer's Daughter's place.

That was a quare feed of the Trappist Rochefort I had the last time I was in, any chance of another there barkeep... think I'm turning all holy, but sure I'll take another chance, can only be a bad thing.

Anyways, the young lads down below were saying there's nothing but arseholes in here betimes, but jeez did I read them the act!...

[ludermor]

5 - Sligos Finest (the lovely Aine)

Aer a chance of any snuff in this establishment

[The Real Laoislad]

5 - Sligos Finest (the lovely Aine)

Aer a chance of any snuff in this establishment

Not hard to be Sligos finest i'd say,hardly much competition