Economic Models

[armaghniac]

FREESTATE

These cows continue to stuff their faces on grass while other members of the herd are attacked by wolves.

[the Deel Rover]

Roscommon cow s         the farmer brings the cow s up north to have them in good shape for the summer marts. a few of the cows seem to develop mad cow diasase and go mad at night and wreck the slatted house and it make s the front page of the farmers journal . The dublin farmer has enough so a cute mayo farmer see s that the headage payments are good and then goes on to make mince meat of the cows

[Zapatista]

Cowenomics.

You have two cows. You give one to your neighbour to use a a downpayment on the your other cow.

You have two cows. You eat one and sell the other two.

[Gnevin]

FREESTATE

These cows continue to stuff their faces on grass while other members of the herd are attacked by wolves.

Can wolves even attack a cow? Surely a cow is too big?

[Zapatista]

FREESTATE

These cows continue to stuff their faces on grass while other members of the herd are attacked by wolves.

Can wolves even attack a cow? Surely a cow is too big?

SOunds like one for the Myth Busters!!

[armaghniac]

Anglo Irish Cow

You manage a herd, when the owners come around ecery 6 months to look at it you borrow a rake of cows for the day to give the impression that you haven't lost them all.

[TORGAEL]

Superb 

[Stall the Bailer]

Dublin Cows
They have over a million cows. Their most famous is the Red Cow. The whole country hates the Dublin Cows. The dub cows themselves hate the Red Cow.

The Antrim Cows
Like the Dublin cows, there are a lot of them. Though only spotted once a year they can produce vast smelly amounts of shite.

[Caid]

Fermanagh cows

You have no prize winning cows.  You have never had a prize winning cow.  All the other farmers around you have had prize winning cows. Its not fair. You have some bullocks for breeding but none of them can get it up and over.  However, in your defence, half your field is covered in a big puddle and the other half is inhabited by goats. The goats don't like the cows. However, they have started to breed with them.

Dromore cows

You have a few good cows who have won prizes. One of your cows is one of the best cows in Ireland. However, when you put this cow in a field with another farmer's cow he kicks the other cows in their teats. None of the other farmers like this cow but you are blinded because he's your cow and helps you win prizes

Fintona cows

You have cows for beef and cows for milking and cows for beef and milking.  You don't like your cows being for beef and milking. You don't milk these cows any more.  These cows are your best cows but they find a hole in the ditch and head to another field and another farmer.  The remaining cows never win any more prizes.

Errigal Ciaran cows

All the farmers are Hindus.  They have one cow they worship and they call it God.  This cow now makes a lot of money from media appearances and cow events throughout the country

[muppet]

Fianna Fáil Cow

First there is you and your cow.

One day you get drunk & wake up with a tiger.

It's great until you realise the tiger has eaten the cow.

There is now just the 2 of you and he is hungry again.

PD Cow

You have one cow.

You give half your farm away for nothing and hire staff for it.

To pay for this you fire your vet.

The cow is dying but you stick with the plan.

FG Cow

You have one cow. It gives some milk.

Everyone says it isn't a real cow.

No one likes your cow.

Labour Cow

You have one cow for the moment.

You have no idea what to do with it.

Sinn Fein Cow

I have 1 cow.

Sinn Féin want it to run in Dublin North Central.

Green Cow

You have one Cow.

You milk it in the morning, ride it to work and eat it in the evening.

You don't last long.

[tyrone86]

Fermanagh cows

You have no prize winning cows.  You have never had a prize winning cow.  All the other farmers around you have had prize winning cows. Its not fair. You have some bullocks for breeding but none of them can get it up and over.  However, in your defence, half your field is covered in a big puddle and the other half is inhabited by goats. The goats don't like the cows. However, they have started to breed with them.

Dromore cows

You have a few good cows who have won prizes. One of your cows is one of the best cows in Ireland. However, when you put this cow in a field with another farmer's cow he kicks the other cows in their teats. None of the other farmers like this cow but you are blinded because he's your cow and helps you win prizes

Fintona cows

You have cows for beef and cows for milking and cows for beef and milking.  You don't like your cows being for beef and milking. You don't milk these cows any more.  These cows are your best cows but they find a hole in the ditch and head to another field and another farmer.  The remaining cows never win any more prizes.

Errigal Ciaran cows

All the farmers are Hindus.  They have one cow they worship and they call it God.  This cow now makes a lot of money from media appearances and cow events throughout the country

   

[Malvinas]

CORK
You have 2 cows which wont milk.
You are prepared to use calfs instead of greedy cows.
You are damn right.

DUBLIN
You have 2 cows.
You are always late to feed the cows as you'd rather watch the ducks across the road.

KERRY
You have 1 cow.
He has sore tits after they got a heavy fondle at the weekend.

MAYO
You have 2 cows.
They have plenty of milk but no bottle.

ROSCOMMON
You have 2 cows.
They like to run through the fields.
Naked.

DOWN
You have 2 cows.
You voted to let the butcher play with the cows again.

DERRY
You have 2 cows/L'cows.

ANTRIM
You have 2 cows.
Here's me wha.

FERMANAGH
You had 2 cows.
You sold them for magic beans.

[armaghniac]

There once was young Kerry bull, a chancer from Tyrone tried to milk him.

[Malvinas]

There once was young Kerry bull, a chancer from Tyrone tried to milk him.

You can milk just about anything with nipples.