Economic Models

SidelineKick · December 05, 2008, 05:18:54 PM

Quote from: armaghniac on December 05, 2008, 05:09:04 PM
Quoteunionist cows
we are actually members of the giraffe family not cows

or ostrich family maybe.

Was thinkin that myself!!

The Real Laoislad · December 05, 2008, 05:27:27 PM

Dublin cow

You have two cows,One gets impregnated by a bull the cow isn't sure which bull..
The only future the other cow has is in Burger King...

SidelineKick · December 05, 2008, 05:33:00 PM

Quote from: The Real Laoislad on December 05, 2008, 05:27:27 PM
Dublin cow

You have two cows,One gets impregnated by a bull the cow isn't sure which bull..
The only future the other cow has is in Burger King...

quality!

The Real Laoislad · December 05, 2008, 05:39:17 PM

Offaly Cows

You have two cows.
One is jealous of the Laois cows because its a long time since the Offaly cows have beaten the Laois cows in the annual milk producing contest
The other is a Laois cow who has crossed the border to laugh at the Offaly cow

bingobus · December 05, 2008, 05:46:18 PM

South Armagh Cow

You have two cows. You milk both, dye the milk black and sell it as Guinness and buy a big jeep with the proceeds.

SidelineKick · December 05, 2008, 05:53:06 PM

Quote from: bingobus on December 05, 2008, 05:46:18 PM
South Armagh Cow

You have two cows. You milk both, dye the milk black and sell it as Guinness and buy a big jeep with the proceeds.

aww jesus some quality answers here! Thats my favourite so far.

EC Unique · December 05, 2008, 05:57:41 PM

Liverpool Cow: Had cows years ago but forget what they look like. This is def the year the cow comes home but

Manchester Cow: Full Heard, lost count of how many recent cows..

armaghniac · December 05, 2008, 06:01:01 PM

CAVAN
Sure cows are fierce expensive, why not just drink water!

LOUTH
We have the best livestock and we'll fight for it.

Puckoon · December 05, 2008, 06:01:23 PM

Gaaboard corporation:

2496 cows.

Some are young, some are old
Some are full of bull and some are bold
There's a few full of shite, no matter how much of it they get rid off on a daily basis

The farmer keeps putting the mad one in quarantine.

armaghniac · December 05, 2008, 06:40:42 PM

QuoteThe farmer keeps putting the mad one in quarantine.

That would be a "hard station" to put up with.

Zapatista · December 05, 2008, 07:30:52 PM

GPA-

You have a small percentage of cows. You teach them to act like sheep in the summer and turkeys in the winter.

Puckoon · December 05, 2008, 07:37:49 PM

OWC corportation

Your cows have repetitive strain injury from constantly looking over their shoulders and fear attack from the cows in the other field
(They look the same but the moo kinda different and that scares them).
The farmer makes a fortune charging each of them 5 quid to stand in windsor field while the cows across the hedge stand in the nicest field in the land.

The Real Laoislad · December 05, 2008, 07:59:15 PM

Nordie Cows..

Wrongly believe they are the prime species of cow,they also like to be the most heard animal on the farm.
Nordie cows shit doesn't smell either or so they believe...

milltown row · December 05, 2008, 08:30:18 PM

The ya have the West Belfast Cows
One gets pregers by the "bull"shiter from poleglass but is too stoned to work out how it happened as he was joyriding in the back of the trailer at the time.

Then the other cow that's always walking around the field in her spotty pyjamas

Tony Baloney · December 05, 2008, 08:36:37 PM

Quote from: milltown row on December 05, 2008, 08:30:18 PM
The ya have the West Belfast Cows
One gets pregers by the “bull”shiter from poleglass but is too stoned to work out how it happened as he was joyriding in the back of the trailer at the time.

Then the other cow that’s always walking around the field in her spotty pyjamas

And the bull swaggering round the field with a ring (sovereign) in his nose and a bit of dark hair over his top lip.