Best ever Country & Western Song titles

[muppet]

http://www.tysknews.com/LiteStuff/cm_song_titles.htm

1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.

2. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling.

3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.

4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl,
But It Don't Run So We're Even.

5. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head).

6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.

8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away.

9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.

10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here.

15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You.

16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.

17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.

18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.

19. Please Bypass My Heart.

20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.

[Lecale2]

I always loved "Drop-kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life" Hank Wangford.

[Paul Mc Graths Da]

I always loved "Drop-kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life" Hank Wangford.

2nd that!

I like the old Billy Connelly 1.....'How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face'

[Billys Boots]

What about the oul Wayne County (and the Electric Chairs) classic 'If you don't want to f*ck me baby, f*ck off!'?

[brokencrossbar1]

Kevin Bloody Wilson

"I've got a tongue that's 10 inches long and I've learned to breathe through my ears!"

[spuds]

big toms 4 country rogues coming in thye mouth ofglenda madden

[magpie seanie]

Brooks and Dunn (who I've actually seen in concert after a rodeo in San Antonio - some experience all round) have a few classic titles. Three of my favs are "Boot scootin' boogie", "Cowgirls don't cry" and "You can't take the Honky Tonk out of the girl". People have bought millions of their albums, they were absolutely massive until they went their seperate ways last year.

[TacadoirArdMhacha]

"If drinkin' don't kill me, her memory will."

[aontroim]

Good thread 

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town

If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick I'll Fall In Love

I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You

[EagleLord]

'Somewhere between between raising hell and amazing grace' - Big n Rich

[Puckoon]

I can't get over you until you get out from under him.

[dec]

My Granny Was A Cripple In Nashville - Billy Connolly

[Denn Forever]

How can I miss you if you don't go away

[Denn Forever]

Its one I listen to from Elvis Costello's Almost Blue album.

To night the bottle let me down.

[johnneycool]

I suppose Frank Zappa isn't country and western but his 'why does it hurt when I pee?' is a classic tune