Muppet's I can't believe it's not Ziggy's Caption Competition #21

[muppet]

[Puckoon]

"And she says to me "Biffo, yer the besht looking man in this here Parish hall", and that was how we started courtin'".

[Denn Forever]

And thats how I will rescue the economy.  Are you listening Peter?

[brokencrossbar1]

Well, what do you expect me to do, thon Don Drumcondra screwed me rightly and left me in this mess!

[stew]

And then they told me I only finished second in the Benny from crossroads lookalike contest.

[redhugh]

Lads,it's more northerly than most northern counties,so technically it is already the north,and at £3 billion it's a snip!

[muppet]

Cowen singing: "I dreamed a dream....."

Robinson sneering: Less Susan Boyle and more Lizzy Royal............

[Orior]

Stolen from AliG...

Peter Protestant "I'm British"

Biffo "Wha? You here on holiday?"

[trileacman]

Owing to the martinesses' expressions Id say it was

" . . . . and the bed sore I woke up to was this f**king big."

[trileacman]

Or (less likely)

"Yo b*tch, give me some loving!"

[Shamrock Shore]

And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always Love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[longrunsthefox]

Bubba Cowan saying to the three Gumps .... "Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There, uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, panfried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp... ...shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes..."