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Quote from: redhugh on December 07, 2009, 04:29:34 PM
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Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 06, 2009, 10:52:56 PM
she didn't like Offaly people because

Brian Cowan had obviously sold Roscommon to the Brits, how else would you explain Peter Robinson being in Castlerea prison, wondered.......

Muppet, who now realises he has created a monster...

whose only function is to eat wearebluewearewhite with.........

.............kiante and fava beans..............

next morning Muppets arse was still sore from frequent flatulence attacks, as a result of the fava beans, but...

he got some good news when he heard that Tankie and Gnevin were.........
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 04:07:22 PM
Quote from: Man Marker on December 07, 2009, 04:05:22 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 03:13:47 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 03:10:45 PM
Quote from: Dinny Breen on December 06, 2009, 11:31:31 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 06, 2009, 10:52:56 PM
she didn't like Offaly people because

Brian Cowan had obviously sold Roscommon to the Brits, how else would you explain Peter Robinson being in Castlerea prison, wondered.......

Muppet, who now realises he has created a monster...

whose only function is to eat wearebluewearewhite with.........

.............kiante and fava beans..............

next morning Muppets arse was still sore from frequent flatulence attacks, as a result of the fava beans, but...

he got some good news when he heard that Tankie and Gnevin were.........
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 04:07:22 PM
Quote from: Man Marker on December 07, 2009, 04:05:22 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 03:13:47 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 03:10:45 PM
Quote from: Dinny Breen on December 06, 2009, 11:31:31 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 06, 2009, 10:52:56 PM
she didn't like Offaly people because

Brian Cowan had obviously sold Roscommon to the Brits, how else would you explain Peter Robinson being in Castlerea prison, wondered.......

Muppet, who now realises he has created a monster...

whose only function is to eat wearebluewearewhite with.........

.............kiante and fava beans..............

next morning Muppets arse was still sore from frequent flatulence attacks, as a result of the fava beans, but...

he got some good news when he heard that Tankie and Gnevin were.........

also eating lots of kava beans the night before too.

This amused him greatly ,as he had heard that Kava beans,unlike their cousin the fava bean,could, upon human consumption cause extreme...

dementia among afternoon posters and he wished that the evening shift would return, but then........

he recalled that amongst the ranks of the evening shift,there were many posters who had an unhealthy fondness for...

masturbation and ...........
Time to take a more chill-pill approach to life.

muppet

Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 04:34:54 PM
Quote from: redhugh on December 07, 2009, 04:29:34 PM
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Quote from: Man Marker on December 07, 2009, 04:15:26 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 04:07:22 PM
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Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 03:13:47 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 03:10:45 PM
Quote from: Dinny Breen on December 06, 2009, 11:31:31 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 06, 2009, 10:52:56 PM
she didn't like Offaly people because

Brian Cowan had obviously sold Roscommon to the Brits, how else would you explain Peter Robinson being in Castlerea prison, wondered.......

Muppet, who now realises he has created a monster...

whose only function is to eat wearebluewearewhite with.........

.............kiante and fava beans..............

next morning Muppets arse was still sore from frequent flatulence attacks, as a result of the fava beans, but...

he got some good news when he heard that Tankie and Gnevin were.........
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 04:07:22 PM
Quote from: Man Marker on December 07, 2009, 04:05:22 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 03:13:47 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 03:10:45 PM
Quote from: Dinny Breen on December 06, 2009, 11:31:31 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 06, 2009, 10:52:56 PM
she didn't like Offaly people because

Brian Cowan had obviously sold Roscommon to the Brits, how else would you explain Peter Robinson being in Castlerea prison, wondered.......

Muppet, who now realises he has created a monster...

whose only function is to eat wearebluewearewhite with.........

.............kiante and fava beans..............

next morning Muppets arse was still sore from frequent flatulence attacks, as a result of the fava beans, but...

he got some good news when he heard that Tankie and Gnevin were.........
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 04:07:22 PM
Quote from: Man Marker on December 07, 2009, 04:05:22 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 03:13:47 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 03:10:45 PM
Quote from: Dinny Breen on December 06, 2009, 11:31:31 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 06, 2009, 10:52:56 PM
she didn't like Offaly people because

Brian Cowan had obviously sold Roscommon to the Brits, how else would you explain Peter Robinson being in Castlerea prison, wondered.......

Muppet, who now realises he has created a monster...

whose only function is to eat wearebluewearewhite with.........

.............kiante and fava beans..............

next morning Muppets arse was still sore from frequent flatulence attacks, as a result of the fava beans, but...

he got some good news when he heard that Tankie and Gnevin were.........

also eating lots of kava beans the night before too.

This amused him greatly ,as he had heard that Kava beans,unlike their cousin the fava bean,could, upon human consumption cause extreme...

dementia among afternoon posters and he wished that the evening shift would return, but then........

he recalled that amongst the ranks of the evening shift,there were many posters who had an unhealthy fondness for...

masturbation and ...........

blocking fast traffic in the fast lane, which is the same thing, but with the budget coming it might.......
MWWSI 2017

the scenic route

........Until they remembered the bit where Sidelinekick made a fool of himself
"Underneath that thin veneer of human civilisation, we're all just a bunch of fu*king animals"

ardal

and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

stew

Quote from: ardal on December 07, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

he also admitted to batin the bishop in the stands at norn iron games
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

longrunsthefox

Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: ardal on December 07, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

he also admitted to batin the bishop in the stands at norn iron games

but the bishop deserved it even though yer man Gaoth Dohair Abu said,...

mayogodhelpus@gmail.com

Quote from: longrunsthefox on December 07, 2009, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: ardal on December 07, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

he also admitted to batin the bishop in the stands at norn iron games

but the bishop deserved it even though yer man Gaoth Dohair Abu said,...

his prayers every night hoping for a United Ireland, Donegal to win Sam again and Celtic to become the official all-Ireland soccer team, but....
Time to take a more chill-pill approach to life.

stew

Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:26:26 PM
Quote from: longrunsthefox on December 07, 2009, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: ardal on December 07, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

he also admitted to batin the bishop in the stands at norn iron games

but the bishop deserved it even though yer man Gaoth Dohair Abu said,...

his prayers every night hoping for a United Ireland, Donegal to win Sam again and Celtic to become the official all-Ireland soccer team, but....

He knew himself only one of these things would come to pass, a United Ireland of course
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

mayogodhelpus@gmail.com

Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:34:00 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:26:26 PM
Quote from: longrunsthefox on December 07, 2009, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: ardal on December 07, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

he also admitted to batin the bishop in the stands at norn iron games

but the bishop deserved it even though yer man Gaoth Dohair Abu said,...

his prayers every night hoping for a United Ireland, Donegal to win Sam again and Celtic to become the official all-Ireland soccer team, but....

He knew himself only one of these things would come to pass, a United Ireland of course

....just after St.Patrick had rose from his grave and from the top of Croagh Patrick drove the Public Servants of the North & South into the sea......
Time to take a more chill-pill approach to life.

muppet

Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:46:10 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:34:00 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:26:26 PM
Quote from: longrunsthefox on December 07, 2009, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: ardal on December 07, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

he also admitted to batin the bishop in the stands at norn iron games

but the bishop deserved it even though yer man Gaoth Dohair Abu said,...

his prayers every night hoping for a United Ireland, Donegal to win Sam again and Celtic to become the official all-Ireland soccer team, but....

He knew himself only one of these things would come to pass, a United Ireland of course

....just after St.Patrick had rose from his grave and from the top of Croagh Patrick drove the Public Servants of the North & South into the sea......

which was odd, because St. Patrick didn't have a drivers license, but then GNevin......
MWWSI 2017

The Real Laoislad

Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 08:32:34 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:46:10 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:34:00 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:26:26 PM
Quote from: longrunsthefox on December 07, 2009, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: ardal on December 07, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

he also admitted to batin the bishop in the stands at norn iron games

but the bishop deserved it even though yer man Gaoth Dohair Abu said,...

his prayers every night hoping for a United Ireland, Donegal to win Sam again and Celtic to become the official all-Ireland soccer team, but....

He knew himself only one of these things would come to pass, a United Ireland of course

....just after St.Patrick had rose from his grave and from the top of Croagh Patrick drove the Public Servants of the North & South into the sea......

which was odd, because St. Patrick didn't have a drivers license, but then GNevin......

and Croí na hÉireann who also had no driving license rode their bikes towards......
You'll Never Walk Alone.

mayogodhelpus@gmail.com

Quote from: The Real Laoislad on December 07, 2009, 08:36:41 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 08:32:34 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:46:10 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:34:00 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:26:26 PM
Quote from: longrunsthefox on December 07, 2009, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: ardal on December 07, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

he also admitted to batin the bishop in the stands at norn iron games

but the bishop deserved it even though yer man Gaoth Dohair Abu said,...

his prayers every night hoping for a United Ireland, Donegal to win Sam again and Celtic to become the official all-Ireland soccer team, but....

He knew himself only one of these things would come to pass, a United Ireland of course

....just after St.Patrick had rose from his grave and from the top of Croagh Patrick drove the Public Servants of the North & South into the sea......

which was odd, because St. Patrick didn't have a drivers license, but then GNevin......

and Croí na hÉireann who also had no driving license rode their bikes towards......

........a crashed people carrier being clattered by an irate Swede
Time to take a more chill-pill approach to life.

stew

Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 08:43:10 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on December 07, 2009, 08:36:41 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 08:32:34 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:46:10 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:34:00 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:26:26 PM
Quote from: longrunsthefox on December 07, 2009, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: ardal on December 07, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

he also admitted to batin the bishop in the stands at norn iron games

but the bishop deserved it even though yer man Gaoth Dohair Abu said,...

his prayers every night hoping for a United Ireland, Donegal to win Sam again and Celtic to become the official all-Ireland soccer team, but....

He knew himself only one of these things would come to pass, a United Ireland of course

....just after St.Patrick had rose from his grave and from the top of Croagh Patrick drove the Public Servants of the North & South into the sea......

which was odd, because St. Patrick didn't have a drivers license, but then GNevin......

and Croí na hÉireann who also had no driving license rode their bikes towards......

........a crashed people carrier being clattered by an irate Swede

whose husband, she found out, was a studmuffin of epic proportions
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

muppet

Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 08:46:09 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 08:43:10 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on December 07, 2009, 08:36:41 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 08:32:34 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:46:10 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:34:00 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:26:26 PM
Quote from: longrunsthefox on December 07, 2009, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: ardal on December 07, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

he also admitted to batin the bishop in the stands at norn iron games

but the bishop deserved it even though yer man Gaoth Dohair Abu said,...

his prayers every night hoping for a United Ireland, Donegal to win Sam again and Celtic to become the official all-Ireland soccer team, but....

He knew himself only one of these things would come to pass, a United Ireland of course

....just after St.Patrick had rose from his grave and from the top of Croagh Patrick drove the Public Servants of the North & South into the sea......

which was odd, because St. Patrick didn't have a drivers license, but then GNevin......

and Croí na hÉireann who also had no driving license rode their bikes towards......

........a crashed people carrier being clattered by an irate Swede

whose husband, she found out, was a studmuffin of epic proportions

and he won't be heading out 'for 18 holes' for some time......
MWWSI 2017

stew

Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 08:55:17 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 08:46:09 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 08:43:10 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on December 07, 2009, 08:36:41 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 08:32:34 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:46:10 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:34:00 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:26:26 PM
Quote from: longrunsthefox on December 07, 2009, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: ardal on December 07, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

he also admitted to batin the bishop in the stands at norn iron games

but the bishop deserved it even though yer man Gaoth Dohair Abu said,...

his prayers every night hoping for a United Ireland, Donegal to win Sam again and Celtic to become the official all-Ireland soccer team, but....

He knew himself only one of these things would come to pass, a United Ireland of course

....just after St.Patrick had rose from his grave and from the top of Croagh Patrick drove the Public Servants of the North & South into the sea......

which was odd, because St. Patrick didn't have a drivers license, but then GNevin......

and Croí na hÉireann who also had no driving license rode their bikes towards......

........a crashed people carrier being clattered by an irate Swede

whose husband, she found out, was a studmuffin of epic proportions

and he won't be heading out 'for 18 holes' for some time......

Or so she thought, until she checked out his cellphone yesterday
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.