New User requires help

[saffron sam2]

Unless and until you master the apostrophe, you will not be welcomed here, regardless of whether or not you are the Pieman.

oh dear  = oh dear we have a mildly insane poster who will be humourous for the first maybe 50 posts at a stretch and then just get annoying

why oh why man?

You accidentally hit the 0 key there man.

[el_cuervo_fc]

Don't worry about it Pieman, this sort of thing happens to every new poster who announces themselves on this Board. Conspiracy theorists love it

Welcome (back?) anyway 

[The Pieman]

Oh no, since the Pieman started this topic for help, I need to know is it possible for other username's not to see your e-mail address?  I think mine is showing.  I have clicked into a few super villan's username's to see their profile's and I cannot see their actual e-mail address.  Again the Pieman will be appreciative of someone who can tell me how not to show my e-mail address.  Thank's.

I am the Pieman.

[The Pieman]

Unless and until you master the apostrophe, you will not be welcomed here, regardless of whether or not you are the Pieman.

oh dear  = oh dear we have a mildly insane poster who will be humorous for the first maybe 50 posts at a stretch and then just get annoying

why oh why man?

You accidentally hit the 0 key there man.

Username Saffron Sam 2, one of the Pieman's pet hate's is improper use of English and this modern day 'text speak'.  It infuriates the Pieman greatly, you can be assured that apostrophe's, proper grammar and correct spelling will always be a trait of the Pieman.  I hope this will be enough to be accepted on your discussion forum.  Also username Iceman, your spelt 'humorous' wrong in your original comment.  I fixed it for you.

I am the Pieman.

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

Go into your profile again there Pieman, and in Modify Profile --> Account Settings, untick the 'Allow users to email you' checkbox, and your email should have disappeared.

[el_cuervo_fc]

Were those mistakes in the last post intentional? 

Username Saffron Sam 2, one of the Pieman's pet hate's is improper use of English and this modern day 'text speak'.  It infuriates the Pieman greatly, you can be assured that apostrophe's, proper grammar and correct spelling will always be a trait of the Pieman.  I hope this will be enough to be accepted on your discussion forum.  Also username Iceman, your spelt 'humorous' wrong in your original comment.  I fixed it for you.

I am the Pieman.

[The Pieman]

Go into your profile again there Pieman, and in Modify Profile --> Account Settings, untick the 'Allow users to email you' checkbox, and your email should have disappeared.

Username Fear ón Srath Bán, you truely are a gent.  You are number one favourite on the Pieman's list.  I will never throw a pie at you  .

I am the Pieman.

[long sleves]

What the fock is going on in here?

I wear long sleves

[ONeill]

I like this guy. Give him a chance.

O'Neill

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

Username Fear ón Srath Bán, you truely are a gent.  You are number one favourite on the Pieman's list. I will never throw a pie at you  .

Never is a long time Pieman, but to have even one, measly, poster with that noble aspiration is truly heart warming 

[Orior]

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

Should it not be:

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[illdecide]

Fair play to you Steak & Kidney man...you'll find out i'm the joker around here and i also decide a lot of things so if you ever need to run a few issues by me first then it prob is for the best...Welcome to the board saan

[The Pieman]

Fair play to you Steak & Kidney man...you'll find out i'm the joker around here and i also decide a lot of things so if you ever need to run a few issues by me first then it prob is for the best...Welcome to the board saan

Thanks for the welcome username Illdecide, I like your Mr T picture, go A team    By the way, what is saan??  I am the Pieman, not saan?

I am the Pieman.

[tyrone girl]

Ul be some boy if ur gona be listening to advice from ildecide