A. Hardy & Sons - Licensed Vintners, No underage gobshites please!

[muppet]

Still got the pony tail Deel?

When will ya ever move into the 1980s like the rest of us?

[Billys Boots]

You'll be missed BC, by someone, somewhere, I'm sure, maybe.

Any sign of them feckin langers to be shot yet?  Sodomy's too good for them.

[the Deel Rover]

Arahhhh i'm getting sick of it muppett would billy have a set of shears and i'll get rois to cut if off .

[muppet]

Arahhhh i'm getting sick of it muppett would billy have a set of shears and i'll get rois to cut if off .

Eh....the hair right......

Billy call Father Mulligan, fasht........

[Rois]

I'll step up and do the needful - sure if there's no shears I'd manage with the wooden handled electric carving knife.

[Treasurer]

One short sharp blow of a hatchet would work either.....

[brokencrossbar1]

You'll be missed BC, by someone, somewhere, I'm sure, maybe.

Any sign of them feckin langers to be shot yet?  Sodomy's too good for them.

I couldn't leave yiz Billy, shure where will I get sean nos singing like ye get here on a Thursday night.

As for the Langers, I keep trying, but you know I was never very accurate with a ball, can you imagine the damage I'm doing with a gun!!!  Leave it to me though, I will get them eventually(and one or two more!).

Here by the way Deel, send those shears to the boots house when you're finished like a good man!

[muppet]

Billy, Billy, not only are there wimmin in the bar but they are running amok with shears and hatchets.

Where's Father Mulligan?

Deel get your hands off your belt there good ladeen.

[Treasurer]

Billy, Billy, not only are there wimmin in the bar but they are running amok with shears and hatchets.

Where's Father Mulligan?

Deel get your hands off your belt there good ladeen.

Reminds me of being in a certain establishment one night when a disgruntled customer started up a chainsaw and went about attacking the counter! (I kid ye not)

[Declan]

Door opens and pin stripe suited banker walks in -

[the Deel Rover]

All right Rois I'm all ready hope ya haven't been drinking to much , you might give me a mugysy style cut don't want to end up looking like god or anything  . Have ya any experience ?

[the Deel Rover]

(hic cup)   in cutting hair rois ?

[muppet]

Door opens and pin stripe suited banker walks in -

<muppets lip trembling>

Wwwwill yah look at what the cat dragged in.......

You can take my wellies...

You can take my trousers...

But you'll never take my dignity!

</muppets lip trembling>

[heganboy]

banker exits stage left wearing half of a dead pint of heavy round his slicked back hair and bent over double with something looking suspiciously like a credit crunch shoved up his arse.

[Rois]

Ah I've been taking it easy today.  I once shaved a lad's head with a blunt razor blade but it was a long time ago and he grew enough hair back to cover the scars.  Don't worry, ye'll be grand.  Short back and sides is it?