A. Hardy & Sons - Licensed Vintners, No underage gobshites please!

Started by Billys Boots, February 10, 2009, 10:10:01 AM

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Billys Boots

The windows exist solely for chronometric purposes.  I refer you to post #2.
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Billys Boots

Declan, it is permissible to pass pictures of Maggie along the bar, especially for the younger members to reflect on fine Irish womanhood.  This shouldn't be taken as carte-blanche for this type of activity, and there will be no pictures of foreign women of the opposite sex being purveyed on this premises. 

The hurl will be taken out, if needed.  Ye've had yer warning.
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heganboy

Good man Billy, I'll have a pint of stout and a wee Powers while she's settling.
Any chance of you firing a batch of soda on that skillet over the fire? I'm feckin' starvin
(he said in reference to no shebeen in particular...)
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

Shamrock Shore

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Billy

Have you heard of 4F Pub Grub? I 'd love an aul bowl of Oxtail soup.

And why did you get rid of Double Diamond - the best beer in the bar.


Declan

Quoteit is permissible to pass pictures of Maggie along the bar

Doesnt' she look gorgeous - At least she could wear her white dress with pride unlike the young slappers of today




cavan4ever

Quote from: Declan on February 11, 2009, 11:44:51 AM
Quoteit is permissible to pass Maggie along the bar

Doesnt' she look gorgeous

If you want that sort of carry on go into the city.

muppet

*Muppet wakes up*

Mornin' alll. Grand day.

Pint Billy please.

Can I use your bathroom please? I brought me own toothbrush so I won't use yours this time I swear.
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Billys Boots

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brokencrossbar1

Afternoon all, fine fresh day out.  I would have been in earlier but the bitch is in heat and some humpy hoor's dog from the next loanan was sniffing around like a mucksavage around the Tyrone team!!!

Still no McArdle's?  Pint of stout then Billy, and hopefully it won't give me the skutters the way it did last night :o  Poor Mrs BC had to sleep on the couch again.

youngfella

Ill take a dram of the black bush n some water please. heres the money and have one for yourself. will you be getting in a dart board?
Pull hard and early

Billys Boots

What don't ye understand about it - I have Jameson and Stout, wake up.

Run out there for some turf youngfella, and less of the dart-board now - no noisy games to interfere with gentlemanly contemplation.
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AZOffaly

Jaysus Billy. Horse me on a pint there, I'm dying for a pint of plain.

muppet

Jeysus I nearly thought of sometthing ta say there....but I didn't....

Carry on.....
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brokencrossbar1

Thon auld trendy bar down the way said they'll get me in bottles of McArdles, and they said they might even be in date(unlike some places).  Tis the competition that dictates where I bring my service.  Now if you had a few hang salad sandwiches I could be persuaded, mind you they better be proper hang salad sandwiches, non of them auld droopy ones!

the Deel Rover

Hows it going lads , Billy throw on a pint there good man any of ye lads want one . Did ye hear from Hardy hope he made it home last night.





































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Ah the pint is setlled now Billy horse her out here good man , Jesus tis great to see the stretch in the evening
Crossmolina Deel Rovers
All Ireland Club Champions 2001