A. Hardy & Sons - Licensed Vintners, No underage gobshites please!

muppet · February 10, 2009, 07:55:44 PM

Hardstation must be underage.

Puckoon · February 10, 2009, 08:01:22 PM

Have yiz any peppermint cordial - Ive rotten heartburn from being down in the other place last night.

Owenmoresider · February 10, 2009, 08:18:27 PM

Any Bulmers going BB? Wouldn't mind a pint too much, but they're better in that spot at the bottom of the street. Pity I'm barred there though.

muppet · February 10, 2009, 08:24:05 PM

Quote from: Owenmoresider on February 10, 2009, 08:18:27 PM
Any Bulmers going BB? Wouldn't mind a pint too much, but they're better in that spot at the bottom of the street. Pity I'm barred there though.

That's in Sligo, you're welcome here in a Mayo bar.

Owenmoresider · February 10, 2009, 08:32:36 PM

Quote from: muppet on February 10, 2009, 08:24:05 PM
That's in Sligo, you're welcome here in a Mayo bar.

Cheers. I got in a bit of a row one night there with this fella, he just kept going on about this Parsons lad the whole time. Presumably he's not welcome?

RedandGreenSniper · February 10, 2009, 08:34:04 PM

Quote from: Owenmoresider on February 10, 2009, 08:32:36 PM
Quote from: muppet on February 10, 2009, 08:24:05 PM
That's in Sligo, you're welcome here in a Mayo bar.
Cheers. I got in a bit of a row one night there with this fella, he just kept going on about this Parsons lad the whole time. Presumably he's not welcome?

Nah, he'd be underage

the Deel Rover · February 10, 2009, 08:38:05 PM

Ah forget about that lad oms your safe for a few months . Through out a pack of cards there billy and we will have a game of 25 partners mind . And a pint of cider jesus ya fairly horsed the salt on them nugget s

Owenmoresider · February 10, 2009, 08:38:33 PM

Quote from: RedandGreenSniper on February 10, 2009, 08:34:04 PM
Quote from: Owenmoresider on February 10, 2009, 08:32:36 PM
Quote from: muppet on February 10, 2009, 08:24:05 PM
That's in Sligo, you're welcome here in a Mayo bar.
Cheers. I got in a bit of a row one night there with this fella, he just kept going on about this Parsons lad the whole time. Presumably he's not welcome?

Nah, he'd be underage

Not even if we put him in the Snug, gave him a packet of Tayto and a copy of 'House of Pain' to keep him company?

Derry lads - don't mention Bellaghy though, might get nasty then. And that's not even amongst yerselves.

Pangurban · February 10, 2009, 08:58:29 PM

Would you ever put the Kettle on and make a Pot of Tay, whilst i call the Mods to find out if you are properly licenced to sell Spirits. Everything being equal and all in order, i might be looking to book the back room for the Club meetings, on the strict understanding that no alcoholic beverages be served during the course of the meeting, and Tea and Sandwiches be made available. In return for this honour ,you might like sponsor a set of jersies for the young fellas

ONeill · February 10, 2009, 09:11:55 PM

The band here. Playing Barabara Streisand tonight. Where'll I set up?

Hardy · February 10, 2009, 09:22:11 PM

Get out! Get out or I'll set the dog on ya. You and yer Barbara Shitesound.

AZOffaly · February 10, 2009, 09:26:26 PM

Quote from: ONeill on February 10, 2009, 09:11:55 PM
The band here. Playing Barabara Streisand tonight. Where'll I set up?

Band!! Band!!! Gowayouhathatyafeckers!!

The only music we need in here is sweet symphony of the hum of conversation, the crackle of the turf and log fire, and the sssshhhhh of a pint being poured.

And the odd fart of course.

RedandGreenSniper · February 10, 2009, 09:33:42 PM

Quote from: Owenmoresider on February 10, 2009, 08:38:33 PM
Quote from: RedandGreenSniper on February 10, 2009, 08:34:04 PM
Quote from: Owenmoresider on February 10, 2009, 08:32:36 PM
Quote from: muppet on February 10, 2009, 08:24:05 PM
That's in Sligo, you're welcome here in a Mayo bar.
Cheers. I got in a bit of a row one night there with this fella, he just kept going on about this Parsons lad the whole time. Presumably he's not welcome?

Nah, he'd be underage
Not even if we put him in the Snug, gave him a packet of Tayto and a copy of 'House of Pain' to keep him company?

Derry lads - don't mention Bellaghy though, might get nasty then. And that's not even amongst yerselves.

Fair enough but keep an eye on him. And under no circumstances give him a bottle of coke. It winds him up something unreal. And House of Pain is an 18 rated horror book as well, wouldn't be right for the lad

brokencrossbar1 · February 10, 2009, 09:43:27 PM

There's a boy at the door in a green parker looking in, he says he's here to meet some lad from Dungiven, has an arm full of An Phoblacht he wants to sell. I know you're not keen on crisps, but have you any scampi fries?

A pint of black when you have a chance as well bar keep.

ONeill · February 10, 2009, 09:54:17 PM

Quote from: Hardy on February 10, 2009, 09:22:11 PM
Get out! Get out or I'll set the dog on ya. You and yer Barbara Shitesound.

Listen I'm paid up already. A Mr Evil Genius phoned up this morning and booked me from 9pm-12pm, asking for the following set:

We're Not Makin' Love Anymore
Woman In Love
All I Ask Of You (From "The Phantom of The Opera")
Comin' In And Out Of Your Life
What Kind Of Fool
The Main Event/Fight
Someone That I Used To Love
By The Way
Guilty (Duet with Barry Gibb)
Memory

with an encore of:

We're Not Brazil We're NI
Away in a Manger
Auld Orange Flute
Green Grassy Slopes Of The Boyne
Lily O
Dolly's Brae
Protestant Boys
Sash