A. Hardy & Sons - Licensed Vintners, No underage gobshites please!

[Drumanee 1]

knock knock

[Billys Boots]

There's no one here, go home.

[Drumanee 1]

but some bastard stole me bicycle clips

[brokencrossbar1]

Lock in?

Lock you out more like with your "no women" notions!

Listen woman, know your place is what I say.  The landlord gave you and Rois a small bit of grace by allowing ye into the place, don't go jumping yer station now.  Would you feel comfortable here every second Saturday when the smell of cow shite from men's boots is worse than the smell of the toilets(and that is some smell), auld lads discussing the price of calves and the like, while waiting for the 3.30 at Fairy House to run.  Bailer twine and dealer boots the staple requirement for this place.  Tis a man's pub and let that be known.  If you want something there is a nice wee place down the street, I think it is called Maggie's Golden Cup, there are many Mrs Doyle lookalikes in it and the requirement is that you have a nice cardigan, furry suede boots and a hirsute upper lip.  Do you qualify?

[Rois]

auld lads discussing the price of calves and the like

Oh I could join in that one alright - sure I've the farming news on every morning on the wireless and can tell you the best price for charolais at Dunamanagh mart on a Saturday.

[brokencrossbar1]

auld lads discussing the price of calves and the like

Oh I could join in that one alright - sure I've the farming news on every morning on the wireless and can tell you the best price for charolais at Dunamanagh mart on a Saturday.

I suppose you've a bit of black conduit cut as well sitting at the back door?

[Treasurer]

Lock in?

Lock you out more like with your "no women" notions!

Listen woman, know your place is what I say.  The landlord gave you and Rois a small bit of grace by allowing ye into the place, don't go jumping yer station now.  Would you feel comfortable here every second Saturday when the smell of cow shite from men's boots is worse than the smell of the toilets(and that is some smell), auld lads discussing the price of calves and the like, while waiting for the 3.30 at Fairy House to run.  Bailer twine and dealer boots the staple requirement for this place.  Tis a man's pub and let that be known.  If you want something there is a nice wee place down the street, I think it is called Maggie's Golden Cup, there are many Mrs Doyle lookalikes in it and the requirement is that you have a nice cardigan, furry suede boots and a hirsute upper lip.  Do you qualify?

Listen here you mysogonistic chauvinist, the Landlord won't stand for you talking to me like that so watch your step!

And there's nothign wrong with my cardigan!!!

Now, will Binocular make it up the hill or not?

[Billys Boots]

Listen here you mysogonistic chauvinist, the Landlord won't stand for you talking to me like that so watch your step!

Now, now BC, be nice, if that's possible.

Oh I could join in that one alright - sure I've the farming news on every morning on the wireless and can tell you the best price for charolais at Dunamanagh mart on a Saturday.

Don't encourage him.

but some b**tard stole me bicycle clips

You decided they'd be best employed as ear-rings a few hours ago.

[An Fear Rua]

can we lose the quotes please, this place is supposed to be a relevant sanctuary to the mess ........ya doorty fcukers

[Croí na hÉireann]

How many times do I have to kick the door after hours to get in??? Nothing like a late pint...

You need to say the password, it's "c'mon the Larries".  Speak up there Croí, they can't hear you in Drumlish.

See u later so Billy 

[lynchbhoy]

if the wife phones here, yez havent seen me,
another round there barkeep please

[fred the red]

wats the age limit?

[cavan4ever]

I dont know who has the biggest imagination the posters from the mucksavage thread or you people.

[pintsofguinness]

Lynchbhoy that's my seat, get out of it.

Pint of stout billy when you're ready, make sure it's my glass.

[bcarrier]

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Now, will Binocular make it up the hill or not?

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He will get up it alright but there will be one in front. Do they take bets behind the bar ?