Regrets

[illdecide]

I started the thread and didn't put my own regrets...

My biggest regret was not joining the Irish Army when i was 16...well thats what i thought but then if i had then god knows what path I'd have went down and prob wouldn't have the 2 kids that i have now which i could never do without so i suppose things happen for a reason.

And believe it or not i did actually turn down a threesome many years ago in warringstown (well the gang of Huns outside actually made the decision for me) Bastards...

[full back]

And believe it or not i did actually turn down a threesome many years ago in warringstown (well the gang of Huns outside actually made the decision for me) b**tards...

Tell us more saan...........

[SidelineKick]

Was it:

a) 2 females
b) 1 male, 1 female
c) 2 males
d) other (if so PLEASE state)

[Zapatista]

Was it:

a) 2 females
b) 1 male, 1 female
c) 2 males
d) other (if so PLEASE state)

Gangs are predominately male.

[Orior]

Was it:

a) 2 females
b) 1 male, 1 female
c) 2 males
d) other (if so PLEASE state)

I know one of those is called a roast spit - but what are the others called? I need this information just in case I'm asked to particpate and dont want to offend or turn down a good thing.

[full back]

Was it:

a) 2 females
b) 1 male, 1 female
c) 2 males
d) other (if so PLEASE state)

I know one of those is called a roast spit - but what are the others called? I need this information just in case I'm asked to particpate and dont want to offend or turn down a good thing.

If there are any other males involved, just say no (even if he promises swords wont cross    )

[SidelineKick]

Was it:

a) 2 females
b) 1 male, 1 female
c) 2 males
d) other (if so PLEASE state)

I know one of those is called a roast spit - but what are the others called? I need this information just in case I'm asked to particpate and dont want to offend or turn down a good thing.

If there are any other males involved, just say no (even if he promises swords wont cross    )

Now there seems to be a man speaking from experience!

[full back]

Was it:

a) 2 females
b) 1 male, 1 female
c) 2 males
d) other (if so PLEASE state)

I know one of those is called a roast spit - but what are the others called? I need this information just in case I'm asked to particpate and dont want to offend or turn down a good thing.

If there are any other males involved, just say no (even if he promises swords wont cross    )

Now there seems to be a man speaking from experience!

[flog the lot]

Dunno if they are regrets-but i do wonder what would happen if i made different choices at uni

same here, would love to go back and do a different course, maybe engineering instead of the course i did pick!

[SidelineKick]

Dunno if they are regrets-but i do wonder what would happen if i made different choices at uni

same here, would love to go back and do a different course, maybe engineering instead of the course i did pick!

What did you pick?

[illdecide]

Right OK here goes:

I was in the Sauna in Lurgan Pool one Thursday night with these two nice females and we were talking (friendly chat) when one of the girls asked me did i want to go to a party in her friends house tomorrow night as her parents were on holiday, me being a horny hoor i said give me the address and I'll be there. So on the Friday night about 11:30 i drove out to warringstown and surprisingly found their house with some ease and made my way to the door where i was brought in and offered some beer. I was sipping away at the beer (A fox's sip as i was driving) when i asked could i use their loo, i was guided upstairs and away i went. When i came out of the toilet one of the girls was waiting on me and took me by the hand to the bedroom where she sat down on the bed, as she sat down on the bed her friend walked into the room as well wearing very little (now at this stage you would have thought someone had pitched a tent in my Keck's). The action started with some fondling and kissing when all of a sudden we could hear this roar from outside, one of the girls jumped up and looked out of the blinds to find about 10 guys outside her house looking in to the party.

I heard her say a few of their names and they were well known loyalist thugs from the Mournview estate now at this point in time i started to panic a bit as i was a we Fenian from Kilwilkee who would be found in a black bin bag somewhere as this was during the bad old days of the troubles so i basically legged it to the car and was gone in 60 seconds...now you know why i hate loyalists as they cost me my threesome...Bastards...

[full back]

How did you get to the car?

[illdecide]

How did you get to the car?

They were at the back of the house and i was at the front...

[Zapatista]

How did you get to the car?

Above all the possible questions following that story this is what you come up with, surely we can do better?

[Minder]

Did you pull the hole of yourself for a week at the thought of what might have been?