boyfriend .........help?

[kinghen]

Depends Leenie,

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it, is always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want, will never touch the remote, doesn't care about sport, and can sit next to you as you watch YOUR choice movie, who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores, never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually - then get a dog.

But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...   well you can guess the rest

jaysus, i would like to think  it would  take more than a call to make me come, captain comequick wouldnt have a look in

[illdecide]

What the f**k has been going on here?!

Only on the board and I see my good name has been dragged thru the mud all day!

Leenie your stats are needed on this thread.

Nail if that girlfriend of yours finds out what your up to she'll be angry. Can i tell her??? and then i can give her a shoulder to cry on....Only messin saan

[Our Nail Loney]

ONL you are a dog....a dirty dog!!! and here was me thinkin you were one of the good guys, a one woman man!  

I am a one woman man, I will have you know I am just off the phone booking a meal tomorrow night!!

Very inconsiderate time of year for a birthday if you ask me, interrupting the halloween rip!

[The Real Laoislad]

Leenie

Word of warning , there are some people who get all excited when they know there is a female on here, and start fawning over them. It's embarrassing and I hope you don't get put off. You'll get people offering all kinds of help, with promises of this and that, and it's so transparent. I hope you don't tar us all with the same brush. Me, I just want to see your tits.

Ah genius...I nearly f**king pissed meself when i read the last bit...I thought you were being all mature and sensible then bang! you were on the same line of thought as I was when i started to read the thread   





PS I'm sure Hardy and the boys are shaking their heads at the immaturity of all this while they sip their Drambuie and play Scrabble

[kinghen]

dont be trying to impress leenie with your " i'm only after bookin a meal"  hoping that she'll be all :swoon "why cant i have a bf like that??" ps villa italia/tony roma's??


some money spent this wknd naill! meal/rip/rip/horse-racing/rip

[ziggysego]

leenie's too smart for that kinghen

[leenie]

got waylaid.................

crikey when i started this thread as a "sister" to youngfella's thread i didn't expect such a response

as for me putting up my bebo link..................good luck!

[thebandit]

This has the definate sniff of O'Neill's work....

Armagh4Sam is back today as well (so he is)

[SidelineKick]

Right Leenie get namin and shamin there!

[ziggysego]

Without going into detail, I can confirm leenie is NOT oneill

[Our Nail Loney]

dont be trying to impress leenie with your " i'm only after bookin a meal"  hoping that she'll be all :swoon "why cant i have a bf like that??" ps villa italia/tony roma's??


some money spent this wknd naill! meal/rip/rip/horse-racing/rip

Na not going for one in belfast hen, Harry's or something outside Banbridge... Aye some money alright, meal (plus presents for birthday) then double rips plus need the money for punting all day! Plus prob gonna need a duffel coat if this f**king weather doesnt ease up.

[thebandit]

Without going into detail, I can confirm leenie is NOT oneill

You're some boy Ziggy..... I see you haven't been beboing Downgirl in a while :L :L

[ziggysego]

Stalker

[Our Nail Loney]

Some amount of in breeding on the board these days

[The Real Laoislad]

I am a humble man...................
But if I'm being honest I am a great catch..
Pity for you I'm not single leenie

My advice to get a boyfriend like me would be to stay away from men who use more cosmetic products than you do..If they wear a scarf for any other purpose than keeping the cold out then stay away..
Men with man bags  ....well men that have these they are not really men so they should just be called handbags really...stay away from this type of man too..

Sure this type of man might bring you home flowers every night or rub your feet when they are sore but will he be able put up that shelf on the wall for all your Desperate Housewives DVDs or fix that leaky tap that has been driving you mad....