Sign of a lazy hoor thread

Started by JoG2, February 03, 2026, 09:37:11 PM

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Armagh18

Quote from: Milltown Row2 on February 05, 2026, 09:50:24 AM
Quote from: imtommygunn on February 05, 2026, 09:46:59 AMParking in family spaces when you have no kids.

If your kids are in the house is that ok?

The wankers that park their fancy car over the white line
Car parking spaces are far too small these days for the size of modern cars. Tough going for 2 adults to get out of either side even if the 2 cars either side are parked correctly.

Milltown Row2

Quote from: Armagh18 on February 05, 2026, 10:05:36 AM
Quote from: Milltown Row2 on February 05, 2026, 09:50:24 AM
Quote from: imtommygunn on February 05, 2026, 09:46:59 AMParking in family spaces when you have no kids.

If your kids are in the house is that ok?

The wankers that park their fancy car over the white line
Car parking spaces are far too small these days for the size of modern cars. Tough going for 2 adults to get out of either side even if the 2 cars either side are parked correctly.

Rubbish! Too fat and lazy and not careful enough with their doors! Oh and very precious.. Park further away where less cars will be might be an option, that way they might get more steps in  ;)
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought.

general_lee

Quote from: Milltown Row2 on February 05, 2026, 09:50:24 AM
Quote from: imtommygunn on February 05, 2026, 09:46:59 AMParking in family spaces when you have no kids.

If your kids are in the house is that ok?

The wankers that park their fancy car over the white line
You know I actually prefer the blatant taking of two spaces by fancy car wankers, over c***ts that have made a genuine attempt at parking but still managed to abandon their mokka/quasqai/juke on top of the white line, leaving the space beside them obsolete.

Milltown Row2

Quote from: johnnycool on February 05, 2026, 10:00:10 AM
Quote from: imtommygunn on February 05, 2026, 09:46:59 AMParking in family spaces when you have no kids.

Always keep the booster seat in the boot of the car for these eventualities.  ;)

Spending all day on a GAA discussion board surely ranks as a sign of a lazy hoor.


If the work is getting done, plough on  ;)
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought.

Armagh18

Quote from: general_lee on February 05, 2026, 10:13:51 AM
Quote from: Milltown Row2 on February 05, 2026, 09:50:24 AM
Quote from: imtommygunn on February 05, 2026, 09:46:59 AMParking in family spaces when you have no kids.

If your kids are in the house is that ok?

The wankers that park their fancy car over the white line
You know I actually prefer the blatant taking of two spaces by fancy car wankers, over c***ts that have made a genuine attempt at parking but still managed to abandon their mokka/quasqai/juke on top of the white line, leaving the space beside them obsolete.
You still driving that motor bike ffs

Ethan Tremblay

Quote from: Milltown Row2 on February 05, 2026, 10:12:38 AM
Quote from: Armagh18 on February 05, 2026, 10:05:36 AM
Quote from: Milltown Row2 on February 05, 2026, 09:50:24 AM
Quote from: imtommygunn on February 05, 2026, 09:46:59 AMParking in family spaces when you have no kids.

If your kids are in the house is that ok?

The wankers that park their fancy car over the white line
Car parking spaces are far too small these days for the size of modern cars. Tough going for 2 adults to get out of either side even if the 2 cars either side are parked correctly.

Rubbish! Too fat and lazy and not careful enough with their doors! Oh and very precious.. Park further away where less cars will be might be an option, that way they might get more steps in  ;)

Car parking spaces are too tight, i'm not worried about ourselves getting out, its others getting in beside us. 

On the topic, people from Armagh will know this one, but dckheads parking at the door of Mullens shop on the Monaghan Road. 
I tend to think of myself as a one man wolfpack...

Milltown Row2

That's at least two lazy hoors that park over the line so far  ;D
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought.

RedHand88

Quote from: imtommygunn on February 05, 2026, 09:46:59 AMParking in family spaces when you have no kids.

Infuriates me. Nothing worse than getting a baby seat out of a normal space.
Id love to abandon shop infront of the and take my time doing the shopping, only it blocks innocent people in too.

AustinPowers

#53
QuoteCigarette butts on the ground
Parking at the pumps when you're not buying fuel
Indicating without checking your mirror first/hogging the middle or outer lane
Or leaving the car at the pump after putting fuel in,  to go in to pay ,  while a  queue of cars is  waiting

W@nkers

NAG1

Quote from: RedHand88 on February 05, 2026, 10:52:06 AM
Quote from: imtommygunn on February 05, 2026, 09:46:59 AMParking in family spaces when you have no kids.

Infuriates me. Nothing worse than getting a baby seat out of a normal space.
Id love to abandon shop infront of the and take my time doing the shopping, only it blocks innocent people in too.

Seen a trend for the disable spot takers without the blue badge, people are surrounding their car with empty shopping trolleys  ;D

For the fancy car people parking over the white line, just park right next them  ;)

NAG1

Quote from: AustinPowers on February 05, 2026, 11:09:29 AM
QuoteCigarette butts on the ground
Parking at the pumps when you're not buying fuel
Indicating without checking your mirror first/hogging the middle or outer lane
Or leaving the car at the pump  to go in to pay ,  while a  queue of cars is  waiting

W@nkers

More annoying when people maybe fill up and then leave their car there at the pump while then completing a weekly shop in the store  :-X

AustinPowers

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Quote
QuoteParking in family spaces when you have no kids.

Infuriates me. Nothing worse than getting a baby seat out of a normal space.
Id love to abandon shop infront of the and take my time doing the shopping, only it blocks innocent people in too.

Seen a trend for the disable spot takers without the blue badge, people are surrounding their car with empty shopping trolleys  ;D

For the fancy car people parking over the white line, just park right next them  ;)
Oh I'm  writing that one down!

quit yo jibbajabba

Parked in a disabled spot years back in Magherafelt, the abuse I got from two old biddies ensured I never done it again 🤣🤣🤣

Hell hath no fury like two oul biddies on their way to the shops

tintin25

Quote from: general_lee on February 05, 2026, 08:37:01 AMCigarette butts on the ground
Parking at the pumps when you're not buying fuel
Indicating without checking your mirror first/hogging the middle or outer lane

Was actually guilty of this a couple of times recently although there was plenty of free pumps  ;D

A bugbear of mine is people who can't be assed to actually return shopping trolleys and instead leave them lying about the carpark

tonto1888

Quote from: tintin25 on February 05, 2026, 11:47:05 AM
Quote from: general_lee on February 05, 2026, 08:37:01 AMCigarette butts on the ground
Parking at the pumps when you're not buying fuel
Indicating without checking your mirror first/hogging the middle or outer lane

Was actually guilty of this a couple of times recently although there was plenty of free pumps  ;D

A bugbear of mine is people who can't be assed to actually return shopping trolleys and instead leave them lying about the carpark

sod that, I want my pound back