Things that make you go What the F**k?

[muppet]

A boy I know was brushing out the trailer of his lorry the other day, back in his work's yard. He left the brush off the back. He forgot about it as he did something else. Next thing, he jumped off the back of the trailer....Boom.....the brush shaft enters his body, not up his arse but actually pierced through his 'barse'. It continued its journey through his body before coming to a rest at his shoulder blade. Amazingly, it missed everything important along the way. After surgery to remove it, he's 100% apart from a couple of stitches in his undercarriage.

Ye'll hardly call him Trigger from now on?

[LeoMc]

Chunky KitKats

I haven't had one in years, got one out of a vending machine and they are smaller (40g) than a regular KitKat (45g).

[Orior]

A woman with a dick wanted to be sent to a female prison rather than a male prison.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34675778

If she had been successful, then I might have considered a spell of crime, so that I could be sent to an all female prison. And once inside - what could I sell for cigarettes?

[haveaharp]

A woman with a dick wanted to be sent to a female prison rather than a male prison.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34675778

If she had been successful, then I might have considered a spell of crime, so that I could be sent to an all female prison. And once inside - what could I sell for cigarettes?

Your prison food ?

[muppet]

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/las-vegas-spa-worker-found-frozen-to-death-inside-cryotherapy-tank-34148406.html

Las Vegas spa worker found frozen to death inside cryotherapy tank
Spa worker Chelsea Ake-Salvacion was found dead inside a cryotherapy tank – a capsule that surrounds the body in freezing temperatures, in a bid to relieve pain

[LeoMc]

A woman with a dick wanted to be sent to a female prison rather than a male prison.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34675778

If she had been successful, then I might have considered a spell of crime, so that I could be sent to an all female prison. And once inside - what could I sell for cigarettes?

Ya big woman!!

[Puckoon]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nutscapes-taking-the-world-by-the-balls_563209dfe4b00aa54a4cc94f

Nutscape. It's a thing, apparently. The link is listed NSFW, but its not bad.

[AZOffaly]

http://www.espnfc.us/france/story/2697491/benzema-in-custody-over-valbuena-blackmail-probe?ex_cid=espnfb

[The Iceman]

Muppet no doubt you will sign up for this.  New app for street fights.
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/behold-with-dread-rumblr-or-the-tinder-of-street-fighting?utm_source=fb-RUMBLR&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=facebook

[muppet]

Muppet no doubt you will sign up for this.  New app for street fights.
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/behold-with-dread-rumblr-or-the-tinder-of-street-fighting?utm_source=fb-RUMBLR&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=facebook

Cool......

Now a way to globally advertise one's stupidity and get one's ass kicked at the same time.

I'd have thought it was for MMA fans mainly though. 

[The Iceman]

I'd say it's aimed at thugs who like to street fight and the mob who like to watch, video and post to their mates

[Soup an Samajiz]

What about those shhhhhnnnn-eeeeeeeky shhhhnnnn-eeky Russians 

[AZOffaly]

I'd say it's aimed at thugs who like to street fight and the mob who like to watch, video and post to their mates

It's a fake, pisstake.

[finbar o tool]

http://news.sky.com/story/1586518/woman-jailed-over-prosthetic-penis-sex-attacks

this definitely made me go WTF....

especially this line...

"The complainant said she would sit blindfolded as the pair watched TV and sunbathed together."

[An Gaeilgoir]

Pat Carey  FF has been named as the former minister under investigation for child sex abuse.....